The sun was rising, and I didn't want to have anything to do with it. I was playing Candy Crush, when a particularly large bump made me look up. I was still snowing, and it was getting even WARMER! I didn't exactly like hot days. And I did like Candy Crush. I was just about to go back to my iPad when I saw a sign for some White Ice Castle.
White Ice Castle! Another link to Mario. And some daylight, the people driving cars could almost seem like Koopas. This was much like the Mario series. Then again, it cant be real. Video games aren't. But then again… My thought process was interrupted when the truck got off the highway. It then turned north.
I then saw a castle made entirely out ice! And this truck was heading directly for it. I figured the truck would stop at the castle, so I packed up my bag and prepared to get out. And I needed to find a bathroom. The truck stopped at the entrance to the castle. I hopped off, then walked inside, hoping that I could figure out where I am, and find a bathroom. Well, the moment I walked inside, someone yelled "A Human!" Shit, I screamed. And before I knew it, I was captured.
That was when I realized what had happened. And my captors. They were Koopas. I should have realized, with all the Mario stuff. Anyway, you can guess where I ended up. My possessions were taken away, and then I was thrown in the fucking dungeon. My court date was tomorrow, and the guards told me that I wasn't going to do well in court. Knowing most Mario fanfics on the internet, that meant death. I needed a way out of jail.
The guards brought me bread and water. How cliché. Then the played Minecraft on the computer. Now was my chance. Since my cell floor was made of dirt, I dug below the bars with relative ease. Now for the hard part. I decided to just run past them so I could hopefully surprise them. Well I did, and they ran after me. I ran hard, but they finally caught me before I could escape. My punishment was that my court date was today. Just my luck.
I used the bathroom, ate my bread, drank my water, and just generally prepared for court. The guards also told be that the king was presiding. Another bad thing. My life is still a living hell.