The time for my trial came up, but the guards told be that the king of Giant land would be presiding over court because Iced Lands king was at a meeting. Well, they took me into the courtroom…and guess who was presiding. Iggy Koopa. The following is the court transcript.
Court Transcript 6/20/2015:
Iggy: I call this court to order. Prosecution, please state your case.
Prosecutor: This human has intruded into Iced land. And he tried to break out of jail. He should be punished.
Iggy: Okay, Defense?
Me: I just ended up in Iced Land by accident. And I was just afraid of being killed.
Iggy: How did you get into Iced Land?
Me: I hitched a ride I thought was going to florida with the plates 3418-TZ.
Iggy: That's my brothers truck!
Me: I didn't know it.
Iggy: Good point. And why are you afraid of being killed?
Me: Because of a lot of fan fiction on the internet shows that you guys are ruthless killers.
Iggy: Okay, Prosecution rebuttal?
Prosecution: He used your brothers truck! He should be punished.
Iggy: That isn't a rebuttal, so my verdict is…
?: Wait!
Me: How cliché.
The voice turns out to be Lemmy Koopa.
Lemmy: He's innocent. I let him hitch a ride, and I've read enough fan fiction on the internet to know that he was justified in believing that.
Iggy: Okay. Well, if Lemmy says so, He's innocent.
Iggy slams down gavel.
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Anyway, I was free. After I got my stuff back, Lemmy wanted to take me to Dark Land to meet his father. I accepted. We got in his pickup and roared down the highway.