After a few hours, we finally made to Bowsers Castle. The castle looked awe inspiring even from a mile away. The castle looked like a cross between your typical medieval castle and Bowsers Castle from Super Mario Bros 3. There were tanks everywhere. And the occasional doomship was anchored. Me and Lemmy went inside the entrance, past servants and to the big green double doors that heralded a Bowser fight in games past…
But Bowser wasn't there. Instead there was one Super Mario. And he was pissed off. Mario immediately jumped up and went into battle.
Me: 3hp
Lemmy: 3hp
Vs.
Mario: 3hp
Mario jumps on Lemmy
Lemmy loses 1hp
Lemmy bounces ball at Mario
It misses
Chris charges Mario
Its super effective! Mario loses 2hp
Me: 3hp
Lemmy: 2hp
Vs.
Mario: 1hp
Mario tackles Chris
Chris loses 1hp
Lemmy fires spell at Mario
Mario loses 1hp
Lemmy and Chris win!
Mario said that we will win again. Another cliché. Me and Lemmy then healed up and looked for Bowser. We didn't find him, but when we returned we found this note:
From Mario, To Lemmy and company: please contact me at 207-(bleeped out for personal reasons) if you want to ever see Bowser alive again!
We decided that we would call Mario, but first take a dinner break.