I stood there, admiring the purple walls, and two fighting dragons on the wall. I slowly stepped up to the two dragons. They covered one entire wall. I traced the elegant lines and I was awestruck. The amount of detail was breath taking, it was amazing, and it was line art! Meaning that I could paint it! I managed to peeled my eyes off, and I looked at the bed. It had a red Chinese dragon on the comforter, with a flying phoenix, all full color. The phoenix had blue and red flames trailing off of its wings.
The dresser had a dragon with huge bird wings. it was in mid flight, shooting a hot, flaming ball of fire. I was just blown away! Dragons were my favorite thing! Just- wow... I felt spoiled. I giggled.
"Zim did a good job, yes?"
"Yes! Thank you so much Zim! I just- wow everything so detailed!" I exclaimed, and I giggled when zim smiled.
"HIYAH MASTER!" Gir screamed.
"AAHH!" shrieked zim as he was tackled to the ground by a gir.
"MELANIA!" Gir screamed louder than last time. God that little booger was loud! He hopped up, bounced off of zim's head, and tackled me.
"AH!" I yelped as the green dog knocked me over.
"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" gir screamed. He began to cry hysterically while standing on my gut.
"Gir!" I gasped "I. Can't. Breathe!"
Gir just stood there, still crying hysterically.
THUNK
Zim kicked gir in the head knocking him off of me. Gir rolled into the wall, and sat up. He looked heart broken. I frowned and crawled up to him and gave him a tight hug.
"DANK YOOOOUUUU!" gir hummed, I heard the door bell go off. Zim's eyes widened and he yanked out his disguise. He put it on.
"PIZZA!"
Gir bounced off my head, and he barreled into the living room, Screaming 'pizza'. I moaned. God he was heavy! Especially when he uses your head as a spring board. And he was loud! How can zim handle this on a regular basis?!
"Ya okay?"
I stood up and dusted myself off.
"Yeah, now I am. That little fart is heavy!"
"Yes, yes he is!"
I felt guilty now, I forgot about Oscar! Zim walked out and I followed, scanning around, searching for Oscar.
"ACK!" I yelped as something landed on my head. I sighed in relief, I knew who it was. A white and yellow head popped into view.
"Hello!" Oscar chirped.
"Hey buddy!" he hopped onto my shoulder, and began to purr loudly while rubbing his head on my cheek.
"Scared!" he chirped. I knew that he meant he was scared for me, he's done that before, when I fell down the stairs when I was little.
"It's okay, I'm here now." I cooed to Oscar. I began to rub his head and I kissed him on the forehead. He did a cat whistle and bobbed his head. I chuckled.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PIZZA MAN!" Gir shrieked. Gir grabbed the pizza, threw the money at the pizza man, and slammed the door in his face. I chuckled and Gir ripped the box open. He ate half the pizza.
"GIR! YOU FORGOT ABOUT MELANIA!"
"Oh yeeaaahh!" gir walked to me, with his feet squeaking. He offered the box, and I took two slices.
"Thank you!" I giggled.
Gir walked up to Zim with the pizza.
"Gir stop!" Zim said while gagging. Gir walked closer.
"But master, I want you to eat some pizza!" Gir whined.
"I DON'T CARE!" Zim shrieked. He tripped over his own feet, and landed on his butt. Gir walked closer with a greasy piece of pizza.
"GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!" Zim screamed bloody murder. I finally decided to step in, and I was barely able to drag gir away.
"Gir, he doesn't like pizza!"
"Awww..." gir whined with tears in his eyes. I sighed and Zim stood up, and dusted himself off.
"Thank you for getting that thing off me!" I frowned. He was cute, but was very disobedient, and unstable.
"No prob."
"BUT I WANTED YOU TO EAT MAH PIZZA!" Gir screamed. God it was loud here!
"Go feed Piggy!" Zim ordered.
"Okay!" gir hummed. He ran into the kitchen. I bit into the greasy pizza. It was OK, but not good.
"H-how can you eat that stuff?!" Zim questioned.
"I'm a trash can, I'll eat practically anything. I'll eat sushi too."
"Su-shi?" Zim said, confused.
"It's basically raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed." I said. Zim shuddered.
"Yeah, it's not that good, but I will eat anything."
"Not broccoli waffles..." Zim said in disgust.
"Yeah, I will definitely not eat those waffles." I said and chuckled. I finished my two slices, and sighed.
"Whatcha want to do?" I questioned.
"Huh? I don't kno- I GOTTA REPORT WITH THE TALLEST! I'M A HOUR LATE! THEY MUST BE WORRIED SICK!" Zim shrieked loud enough to cause me to cringe.
"Who's the tallest?" I questioned.
"MY LEADERS!" Zim screeched. I knew he wasn't screeching at me, but he was just in a panicked state.
"It's very personal!" Zim said and he began to make shooing motions with his hand. I walked into my bedroom, and began to explore my room.
"SQUAA!" Oscar screamed from fright he flew off in fright, and I nearly screamed bloody murder at the sight!
There was this dang spider as big as my open hand, ready to jump out to attack.
"AAHH!" I shrieked. The giagantic spider hopped on me! So, naturally, I had a spaz attack!
"GET THIS MOTHER****** OFF ME!"
"AH!" I screamed! The little devil went up my shirt! Little perverted spider! I ran out my door, shaking myself, and squealing like a little piglet. I flomped on the ground and rolled around.
Criik!
I sighed a breath of relief! The spider got squished, and now my shirt had this big wet spot of goo. Ew...
"Who's that?" I jumped at the unfamiliar voice. I looked at the source, and the TV had what appeared to be two aliens of Zim's species. Oh, his leade- oh crap!I looked at an unamused Zim
"Uh, a giant spider?" I said as I inched towards my room, and then I dashed in.
"AAAAHHH!" Zim screamed. I poked my head out, and Oscar was sitting on Zim's head. Zim was frozen. I dashed over there, and Oscar hopped on my arm.
"I am so so sorry about all this-" I froze as a even larger spider popped out of the couch.
"What is that thing?!" The leaders questioned.
"S-spider. Very venomous, and they can kill you with one bite..." I whimpered and swallowed. I grabbed the nearest thing, that happened to be a news paper, and I began to beat the crap out of it. I pulled back each time far enough to go behind my head. I must have hit it ten times before it basically disintegrated.
"She's ruthless!" One of the leaders yelled.
I looked at zim and his antennas were pressed against his head, and he was in shock.
"If I see another spider, I swear to god I will stick that thing in a blender, Or burn it alive!" I carefully walked back to my bed room with a rolled up newspaper, scanning everything for spiders. I entered my room, and I set oscar on the dresser as I changed my shirt.
I decided to try to lift the tension from the story, by adding humor. X3 reviews plz!