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"Carly, just calm down. You still have a few more days with him."

"I know, but it's been two years since I've seen him, and now I'm leaving in a few? That's whack!" She panicked.

"Listen, just make the most of it. Act like you're not leaving at all. Make him enjoy it without making him think that his baby sister is leaving 3 days after he came. Take him out to Santa Monica Pier, go to Hollywood, I don't care. Just make your older brother happy. He hasn't seen you in 2 years."

"Okay? Interesting speech, Sam. I didn't know you could think like that." She said, eyebrows furrowed.

"Well,"

"I'm going to talk to Spencer, si I'll leave you two at it. Bye!" And with that, she ran up the stair to the bathroom.

"How sweet, Sam," A voice was heard from the cream door. You could hear the viciousness in the voice. Only one person has more venom in her words than me.

"Jade!" I hugged her. It's been almost 6 months since we've seen each other.

"Hey, Puckett! Freddie." She greeted and gave him a tight squeeze too.

"Jade, how you doing? I heard you're a lawyer."

"Yeah, well, after the whole singing thing didn't work out, I figured another job that's better is to argue, win and get paid for it."

"Right," He nodded his head, slightly confused.

"So, what do you need, Sam?"

"There's been an incident, which lost two lives, in our home-babysitting thing. The parentws of the child are suing us, and we need the best lawyer we could get."

"Great calling me. But I need details. I'll go over to Cat's later and then we'll discuss. I have to go now, a client needs me for a criminal case. See ya!" She waved at us, and shut the door.

"Well, that was pretty fast."

"I know."

"Sam,"

"Yes?"

"Have I ever told you that you're beautiful?"

"Yes, like a million times, when we were going out."

"Were?"

"Back when we were teenagers. I've missed those times. When we were all together, when we had iCarly, and there were all those crazy fan wars. Those times when we'd fight for no reason, it was fun. It's just my way of saying, 'You're my friend'. I'm not a people person. I don't have the kindest heart. But I have my ways of telling people we're close."

"I miss them too, Sam. 0The first day we started iCarly. Then our first hater. Then we had our first kiss. And how about that 50th webcast. I dated Carly. I had a wacko girlfriend. We were kidnapped twice by the same insane chicken girl. Man, we have some crazy lives, huh. It's like a TV show,"

"I know, we do. But it all comes back as memories. It's like when we're older, we'd remember all those stupid things we did and laugh about it. Maybe, even laugh at it, you know, together."

"That would be nice, Sam. It really would." He pulled me in closer and planted a soft kiss on my forehead.

"I love you, Fredwart,"

"I love you too, Sam-jerk."

"That's why you're behind the camera." I let out a sigh, and hugged him.

"Guys! Will you quit being all coupley? Gibby and I are playing some video games, and we were wondering if you'd like to join us."

"Of course Carly, we'll be up there in a minute." He yelled back and kissed me again.

"So, how bout' you and me get up there and beat Cibby's butt all the way back to Seattle?"

"I'm in, are you?"

"That's not true,"

"True,"

"So?" We laughed at another throwback conversation.

"Let's head on up there, Fredducini."

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"Yes! Boo-yah, baby!" I stood up and danced wildly around the room, in victory of Freddie and I's awesome defeat.

"Yeah, yeah, quit ribbing it in our faces," Carly groaned and rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, what she said." Gibby said quietly, giving his girlfriend a peck on the cheek.

"Aww, thanks for defending me, baby." And then she returned him with a kiss. Which soon turned into a heavy make-out session.

"Hello? We're still here, you know. Guys?" I asked, but they were oblivious to the world around us.

"Oh well. Try not to swallow each other!" I called out and dragged Freddie out of the room.

"Well that was gross."

"True chizz."

"What're we going to do now?"

"Couch shopping?"

"For what?"

"You know, that time when Carly and Gibby were making out, who knows what else they do on that couch." I gave a disgusted expression.

"Let's go."

"Got the money?"

"As always, my dear."

"Thanks."

"After you, my princess." He bowed as he opened the door for me.

"Why, thank you, my juggling jester," I laughed at his fuming expression. That really made him look like a jester even more.

"So, where are we heading?" He asked as we got into the Sedan.

"Wanko's Warehouse?"

"Let's go, Princess."

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"How about this one?"

"No, that's not comfy. Like I told you, we should get a sofa bed!"

"But what if … Carly and Gibby do the … you know … nasty in it?"

"Good point. That yellow one, it is!"

"Excuse me, sir. I'd like to purchase that sofa over there, please?"

"Of course, madam. Say, Weren't you on iCarly?"

"Yes, I was. Now can I please have my couch?"

"Of course. The counter's over there. Will you need us to deliver it for you? We could end it home with you in a truck, if you want."

"Yes, please, Adu?"

"That is me, ma'am."

"I've seen you before! Webicon?"

"So you do remember me! How nice of you."

"Yeah, well. Couch?"

"Pay there, I'll go get it ready in the truck."

"Thanks, Adu!"

"That was awkward."

"Tell me about it, Fredwardo."

"Well, I'm going o pay for this, stay here."

"Alright."

I walked off, and paid for the couch. $200. 3-seater. With free blankets and throw pillows. Nice. I got back to Freddie soon, and saw him talking to a familiar-looking girl.

"Valerie?"

"Sam! Hi," She held out a hand for me to shake, but I refused.

"What're you doing with my man?"

"You guys are dating? Well, this is awkward."

"You think? Now go away before I stab a fork in your neck."

"Sheesh, Sam! Don't get so feisty! I'll leave."

"Bye!"

"Nice seeing you! Bye!"

'Bye, Valerie. What're you so worked about?" Freddie gave her a quick wave before turning to me.

"Well, she tried to destroy our show!" I had a point, right?

"You're jealous, aren't you?"

"Okay, maybe a bit. But that doesn't matter!" I crossed my arms and stomped away.

"It does, Princess, it does, a lot," I heard him mutter, and that brightened my day.

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