The first round of smutty things ;) Keep in mind I'm a 15 year old virgin so yeah.. I'm so sorry for this :p

Eren:

It had only been a few hours since Levi kissed my hand and left me in a bumbling mess, clinging to my car door handle for support. A stupid kiss on the hand wasn't supposed to turn me on this much but here I am now, lying on my bed struggling to not touch myself to the thought of his soft lips brushing the top of my hand. I glance over at the clock and see it's almost 10:30, meaning everyone's asleep.

Fuck it.

I hop up off my bed and lock my door because the last thing I need is my mom walking in on me like she did last year. No, we definitely can't repeat that... Dinner that night was horribly awkward with mom telling my dad all about my earlier escapades and how I was 'becoming a man' even though I'm pretty sure I became a man when my balls dropped.

I climbed back onto my mattress and loosened the drawstring on my sweatpants before shedding them completely and dropping them in a pile on the floor. My cock stood half-mast from all the previous dirty thoughts sprinkled throughout my mind of Levi.

Closing my eyes, I allowed my hand to snake down my stomach towards my now aching length and imagined Levi taking my dick in his soft hands. His feather light lips would spread little kisses up and down before slowly taking me in his mouth.

I ran a teasingly slow finger up and down the sensitive vein that ran along the underside of my cock with the sight of Levi chocking down my dick inch by inch with his steely blue eyes never leaving my hazy, pleasure filled face.

I start pumping myself faster, no longer able to tease myself, and imagine that my hand is Levi's tight little hole and I'm fucking it senselessly while he's withering below me sweating, and cursing with an erotic look on his face porn stars would die to imitate.

"Nnn, Levi~" I mewl. I'm getting closer and I can feel the heat pooling in my stomach, demanding to be released so I take one of my nipples between my fingers and twist it until it stands tall and perky then take the other nipple and relentlessly attack it all while fucking my hand fast and hard.

Then finally, I can't push back my orgasm any longer and the prickling sensation in my lower stomach is released.

"LEVI!" I scream, arching my back off the bed as hot, come shoots out of my softening cock and onto my stomach that's now glistening with sweat.

My room is silent, save for my labored breath as I lie panting above my sheets, wrecked from my previous endeavor.

"Fuck." I mutter getting up in search of the tissue box that's usually on my nightstand but then realize Mikasa used them all when she got a summer flu last week.

I pull on my now wrinkled sweatpants in order to run into the bathroom to get a wet washcloth without getting caught by anyone that would've been woken up by my erotic screaming, but find the door across the bathroom is filled with my fathers loud snores. I sigh in relief as I wash my stomach from the drying come and return to my room to wipe any spots that my have gotten on the sheets.

Making my way back to my room equipped with a washcloth, I hear someone walking around in my room. Now I'm not one to believe in ghosts but ever since Jean died, weird things have happened like the Rubix Cube being solved and Reiner's locker being opened, you kind of have to believe that something paranormal is going on.

I quietly open my door and notice that it's not a ghost walking around, but a man. I narrow my eyes and run full force into my room ready to attack the intruder, but the man senses me and blocks my surprise attack. He puts his surprisingly smooth hand over my mouth and pins me to the wall.

"Just so we're clear, you can see me. Right?" His deep voice rumbles through my dark room. What the fuck is wrong with this guys head. What kind of question is that? Of fucking course I can see you, fuck face.

I lick the palm of this sicko's hand and struggle to get away, but the stranger's grip is too strong.

"Eren, calm down and put your nasty tongue back in your mouth." He sighs and loosens his grip a little before adding in an annoyed voice, "It looks like I'll have to explain some things to you earlier than I thought." He turns my body so I'm facing him and in the moonlight I pick up his familiar features.

"WUHVIAH?!" My scream is muffled by his hand which is still inconveniently located over my mouth.

"Assuming you said Levi, yes. Now will you calm down so I can explain?" His irritated tone resonates through the quiet room. I nod slightly in his grasp and he releases me and sits on my bed. I blush as I take a seat next to him thinking about what I was doing earlier on this bed.

"Why're you in my room?" I mumble looking him directly in the eyes.

He shrugs slightly, "As weird as it sounds it's my job."

"Oh so your job is to watch strangers sleep? What the fuck you creep!?" I shout and stand up from my bed.

He stands up quickly and whacks me on the back of the head, "I'm a Sandman you perverted piece of shit. I put people to sleep. Or did."

I raise my eyebrow at the last part, "What do you mean you did?"

"Well you see, when some people die they're given a chance to become a Sandman, or in a girls case a SleepBringer. If they choose this they take care of clients for 100 years and after that 100 years is up, you get a replacement and you become human again." I stare at him disbelievingly so he continues, "I was here tonight to put you to sleep since Jean was with Marc-"

"JEAN? You and Jean have been putting me to sleep?" I interrupt with a shout.

"Well Jean's my replacement so he's only been around for a few months, but yeah I've been around since you were born." My mouth drops.

"So what you're saying is I masturbated to an old, dead guy who basically stalked me since I popped out of my mom's vagina?" He snorts and turns his face away hiding the blush that sprouted on his pale cheeks. Then I realize, "OH MY GOD YOU WATCHED ME?"

I'm about to start a rant on how he's a perverted old man and I don't believe a thing he says when he interrupts, "You didn't really give me a choice." I start to open my mouth to tell him off when he chuckles and adds, "Not because I enjoyed it or anything, but because like I said I had to put you to sleep and you usually go to bed at this time. I was about to leave but your vulgar mind pulled me into your fantasies and I couldn't leave."

"I still don't believe you." I add with a pout.

"You have a cat right?" The hell? Now he's changing topics?

"Yeah but what does Corporal have to do with anything?" Speaking of the bastard, the black cat sashays into the room as if he knew someone was talking about him and stops at Levi's feet, brushing against his black jeans.

"Watch." He grabs a pouch from the back pocket of his pants and pours dust over Corporal who immediately curls up on the carpet and falls asleep. "Now do you believe me?"

I shake my head stubbornly even though I know something magic had to have happened because Corporal doesn't fall asleep when strangers are in the room. "It's a coincidence." I cross my arms over my chest.

He steps towards me eyeing me wearily. "Remember when you were captured?" I gasp in shock. He couldn't possibly know about that.. Unless what he's saying is true. "I killed that guy in his sleep so you could escape. And Reiner? Have you ever wondered why he hasn't stepped anywhere near you since then? Or why no one could reach him until a few days after the party? It was because I warned him not to go near you when I put extra dust on him to make him fall into a deep sleep." He's walked halfway across the room and is now standing in front of me. "Now do you believe me?"

I look down at my cat who's still in a deep sleep, and then to Levi who I always thought was a stranger but now thinking back, I could recall moments where I saw him in my dreams from time to time. So I gaze down into his sharp blue eyes and shakily nod my head yes.

He smiles up at me, an actual smile not his usual sarcastic smirks, but a beautiful smile.

"Can I kiss you properly now?" He asks with a deep voice that has a bit of shyness laced into it. I nod again and that's all it takes for his arms to wrap around my neck and pull me down into a deep kiss.

My arms rest on his lower back and I pull him closer to me, but before the kiss could go to the next level, I feel the pressure from one of his hand getting lighter.

"What's happening?" I ask as I reluctantly pull away from his delicious lips.

He laughs at my pouting face, "I'm turning back into a Sandman which means you need to go to bed." I sigh and kiss him one last time before crawling into bed and watch as the rest of him is completely gone. But knowing what Levi told me earlier, he's still in here waiting for my heart to stop racing and for my eyelids to start getting heavy so he can put me to sleep.

When that does happen I'm filled with sweet dreams. Sweet dreams I know are thanks to Levi.