Hey guys, I want to thank the people who reviewed. Anon-chan, Loving Potato, Alice-in-Wonderland, Kumira, and Supersushicupcake. I'm so happy to get more reviewers.

ALSO AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER I HAVE SOME BIG! BIG! BIG! NEWS SO PLEASE READ TILL THE VERY END!

Warning: A little M rated as it goes on.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in the country of Hearts/Clover/Joker.

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"Get away from me you mutant rabbit" *Bang* "Ow, Alice stop hitting me with that frying pan" *Bang Bang Bang* "Good job young lady you killed my 2nd in command" "Who the h**l are you? Who's Alice? Why do you have such a big hat on? Are you a rapist?" *Twitch* "You're a rapist aren't you? You poor thing." Alice has forgotten everything. Who she is, her sister, Wonderland. And to top it all off, she is a total bad a** with killer moves. Well the new Alice survive Wonderland? How well the other's react? Well She ever return back to normal?

Chapter 4: Elliot and the Frying Pan

Blood and Elliot finally made it to the store, sadly for Blood he could just smell the carrot dishes from where he was. Blood was barely alive, he's face was pale and turned green. "Lets hurry this quickly. I think i'm gonna throw up." Blood warned.

"What are you talking about Blood? The smell of carrot cake is delicious!" Elliot took a deep breath to sink in the smell. Blood was sickened by what Elliot did and felt his lunch coming up. The held his mouth with his right hand trying to settle his stomach.

"Let's just hurry this up"

"OK, are you OK boss?"

"Yea, come on" Blood started to open the door.

"Hello" A faceless worker smiled.

"Hi, by any chance have you seen a girl with dirty brown hair and turquoises eyes by any chance" Elliot asked. Right when he asked that the worker's smile turned into a scared face.

"Y-Y-Yes, she...She's a monster...Horrible" She gave him a cold glare.

Elliot had no idea what was going on.

"Please, never come again!" The faceless pushed them out of the store and slammed the door on there face.

"..."

"..."

"...What did Alice do?" Elliot gulped.

" I don't know but know this is really interesting" Blood grinned. "Know let's be on ar-"

"Watch out!" Alice screamed as she crashed onto Blood. She rubbed her head in pain. "Man I really shouldn't have tried to steal that gold from that faceless leprechaun."

~~~xXx~~~

After Alice got kicked out of Moon's Clothing she started to walk around to test out the clothes. She started to hum a little song she heard on her way to the store.

*Bump*

"Hey!" Alice screamed. "Watch where you're going!" She said to the person she bumped into.

"It was your fault" yelled a voice. The outsider looked left and right but she couldn't see the man she bumped onto.

"Down here!"

Alice looked down to see a very short man wearing a green hat and green clothing. She gasped. "S**t! I found me a leprechaun!"

"What?!" The faceless man screeched. "I'm not a leprechaun!"

Sadly Alice wasn't convinced. She gave a evil smirk and got out a net fit for a bear from who knows where she got it, and then started to get closer to him. The man sweat-dropped and started to run as fast as he could.

"Get over here! I want your gold!"

~~~xXx~~~

"Young lady, do you mind!" Blood hissed.

Alice looked down and stared at the man that broke her fall. "No, I'm all right" She grinned.

"Get off" He pushed her off. Blood gave her a harsh look. "That was very rude young lady!"

A vein popped out of Alice's head. "Who the f**k are you calling young lady! I am no young lady!" She screamed.

"What?" Elliot became even more confused. "Are you alright?"

Alice stared at his ears. "What's up with those stupid fake ears?" She teased.

"These, these aren't fake or stupid. They're real" He protested.

"I hate lairs" She gave him a look that could kill. She reached up to him and pulled the ears as strong as she could.

"AHHHH!" He screamed in pain.

"...T-They're real...T-They're really real." Alice gasped. She got Bob out and started to walk back slowly. "Get away from me you mutant rabbit!"

*Bang*

"Ow, Alice stop hitting me with that frying pan"

*Bang Bang Bang*

"Good job young lady you killed my 2nd in command"

"Who the h**l are you? Who's Alice? Why do you have such a big hat on? Are you a rapist?"

*Twitch*

"You're a rapist aren't you? You poor thing." Alice said.

"Young lady...That's very rude" He growled.

Alice's face turned dark. "What did I say! I hate being called a young lady. You got that you perverted b**ch!"

"Know listen here, you don't give me orders. Start learning manners or I'll-"

"You'll what? Rape me?" She shot back.

Several veins popped out "You are really getting on my nerves!" Blood replied

"Oh no I'm so scared of a rapist wearing a stupid top hat!"

That was the last straw for the Hatter, nobody insults the hat! "That's it!" He got his gun out and pointed it at towards her.

Alice threw her frying pan at him but he dodged.

"Ahh...What just happened?" Elliot finally woke up and got up. Sadly for him since Blood dodged the frying pan he got hit with it...Again. "Ughhh" He moaned in pain, becoming unconscious again.

"Whoops" Alice muttered.

Blood and Alice just stared at the fainted March hare. "Hugh, I guess I'll have to get some faceless servants to pick him up." He sighed.

*Poke Poke*

"Are you poking my second in command with a stick?" Blood slightly chuckled. Alice had a huge stick and was poking Elliot with it.

"Yea, you want to poke him to?" Alice offered him the stick.

"I think I like this new Alice" He smirked.

"Who's Alice?" She questioned.

Know this became even more interesting for Blood. "You are"

"What!" Alice looked in disbelief. "..I guess that's why everyone I meet so far said Alice to me...Oh man! I hoped my name was Roger, or...Or Alex...Or something cool like...Like flame." She sighed.

"Well, Alice is your name" Blood smiled.

"Boo" She cried.

"Ugh..." Elliot finally woke up again. When he finally got up he checked everywhere to see if there was any more frying pans. "I think I'm afraid of frying pans know" Elliot gave a fake smile.

Alice couldn't help but laugh at what he said. "Sorry about that."

"N-No worries Alice" Sadly for Elliot he was still seeing double. "Just no more frying pans...Please" He begged.

"I don't know who you guys are, but I like you guys." Alice grinned.

"If you like us you'll love the mansion I live in even more." Blood said.

"Are you inviting me to your mansion!?" Her face light up.

"Yes, why don't we go right now"

"Yay!"

"I can see the light" Elliot spoke.

Elliot: ...Frying pans...

Blood: I think you scarred him life Alice

Alice: My bad

Elliot: I just want to go home now

*Smack*

Elliot: *Faint*

Alice: I am so sorry, I swear that slipped!

Blood: *Sigh* Please review.

OK GUYS! HERE'S THE BIG, BIG, BIG NEWS. I HAVE GOOD NEW AND 2 BAD NEWS! HERE IT IS:

GOOD NEWS: I WELL LET YOU GUYS, THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS GET TO CHOOSE THE PARING IN THIS STORY. YOU CAN VOTE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! UNLIMITED!

BAD NEWS(1): FOR ALL YOU JOKER, GRAY, AND PIERCE FANS. I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT THEY WON'T BE IN THIS STORY FOR A WHILE. BUT I PROMISE YOU THEY WELL COME IN SOON, BECAUSE RIGHT KNOW ALICE IS IN THE COUNTRY OF HEARTS. (STILL DON'T WORRY YOU CAN STILL VOTE FOR THEM)

BAD NEW(2): IN THE END OF THIS FAN-FICTION, ALICE WELL TURN BACK TO NORMAL AND FORGET HER ADVENTURES OF BEING THE BIG B**CH. SO ALICE WELL FORGET ABOUT LOVING THE PERSON YOU GUYS CHOSE.