Chapter 9: To the Castle of Hearts

Elliot went to the first place he knew the twins would be... The amusement park to see Alice riding a bear and scaring away the costumers... A bear...A fucking BEAR?! How was that even possible?! Why the hell was Alice on a bear?! "You have got to be kidding me..."

"My amusement park!" Gowland cried, "Alice, please get back over here! You're scaring the costumers!"

Out of nowhere popped out the Cheshire cat from random bushes. A big bump was on his head showing that he was hit with something hard. He spotted the owner yelling in anger, "hey old man do you know where Alice i- Is that Alice on a bear?!" He glared and then stared at Elliot,"what the heck is going on here?"

"I just got here and what happened to your head?" the March Hare questioned.

"Let's just say the new Alice is really getting on my nerves," Boris mumbled, "you should have seen what she did. Somehow she knocked out the annoying knight and the twins." He said placing his finger to the direction of where he last saw the three role-holders.

"Those brats are there? Thanks I guess. Oh by the way, Blood wants to kill Alice, so I suggest you hide her somewhere. He's around the Clock-Makers territory." Elliot said.

Boris grinned widely in amusement, "what did she do to the Hatter?"

"Like hell I'm gonna tell you," Elliot disappeared into the forest.

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Why couldn't Elliot get a break? He gotten smacked with a frying pan several times, constantly tried to keep Blood from killing Alice, saw Alice riding a bear, and now he was staring at the twins unconscious with pen facial hair on their faces and a **** on the knights, "this is to insane even for Wonderland" he sighed. Slowly the Dee, Dum, and Ace gain consciousness.

"Owww, what happened brother?" Dee asked.

"I have no idea," Dum stated, "where's onee-san?"

Ace laughed it out instead of questioning anything, "ahaha, you guy must not remember. Alice was dragging you guys somewhere until she and I were chased by a bear! I don't remember what happened after that though! Oh look bite marks ahaha! Oh since when have you guys grew facial hair?"

The twins had no idea what Ace was talking about since there was no mirror around to see their reflection; instead, they laughed at the drawing on the knights face. "Look what's on your face!"

Ace tilted his head in confusion but CONTINUED to smile, "by the way do you know where Alice went? I need to get her," he said plainly.

"Where is onee-san?"

Elliot face-palmed, "you brats come with me to the mansion. Knight, get the hell away from me." he declared before leaving Ace with a stupid smile on his face.

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The White Rabbit was smiling happily on the way to the Clock Tower thinking of the last time Alice visited and punching him for hugging her, "oh Alice, I can't wait until we go back to the Heart Palace!" as he was about to enter a gun shot fired almost hitting him. Peter grabbed his gun and pointed at the owner of the gun, "what are you doing here Hatter?"

Blood walked out of some bushes to make his appearance, "I'm here to see the young lady of course,"

"With a gun like that? What are you going to do to my sweet beloved you annoying brat?!" Peter hissed obviously having no idea of Alice's condition.

Blood had a look of amusement, "so you don't know what happened to Alice yet? How INTERESTING," the raven-haired grinned.

Peter's ears rose by the mention of something happening to Alice, "what has happened to my Alice?" he said almost pulling on his trigger.

Before the Hatter could answer, the Clock-maker arrived, "what were whose noises? Oh... you two..." he said in disgust, "I hope you both have a good reason to be at my territory."

"Where is my sweet Alice? Is she alright if she isn't I will be full of malice!" Peter stated.

"Yes, where is the young miss?" Blood calmly asked with a smile that screamed someone is going to die.

Julius glared at both of them, "she is not here, so leave now if that is the only business you have get out of my territory."

Peter glared back, "what happened to my dove?" it was obvious that he wasn't going anywhere until he knew the present circumstance of what was happening.

Blood already began to leave seeing Alice was not here as Julius explained what happened to Alice to Peter, so he could get out of his domain.

"Amnesia?! Hippy Man?! Bob?! "

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Back at the amusement park Ace arrived, he blinked at the mess that was the RESULT of Alice and her pet, "why's the parks like this, and I thought I was walking towards the Castle?" he asked himself with a goofy grin. Boris spotted him and burst out laughing seeing the **** on his face that was still there. The ignored that and looked around to see if Alice was around. He spotted the same bear he in-countered before, "hey mister bear! Do you remember me?"

"Hey it's Mr. Psycho!" Alice said on top of the bear resting from destroying the amusement park, "I thought Fang killed you how are you alive? And what the heck is that on your face?"

"Nothing's on my face, and so that's how I got these bite marks! Anyways it takes more than a bear to kill me! Oh hey Alice I need you to come with me back to hippy-man!" Ace cheerfully said.

Alice noticed the bears reaction to the knight, "sorry psycho I want to play more, and I don't think you should get to close to my bear."

"Awwww but why not?" right after those words came out of his mouth this head was in the bear's mouth, "see he likes me!"

Alice twitched her eye, he really was a psychopath. Who would laugh when their head was in a bears mouth?! "you're very unique you know that?"

"That's what everyone tells me"

Boris and Gowland rushed over to the three, "my BEAUTIFUL amusement park!" the owner yelled.

Boris blinked several times seeing Ace's head in the bear and started to laugh. After that the punk cat slowly shook his head in irritation by Gowland's reaction, "get over it Mary," he purposely said his first name to see Alice's reaction.

Alice connected the dots. The red-head said to call him Gowland, but Boris called him Mary... Gowland Mary... Mary Gowland! "You're name is Merry-go-Round?!" she screamed in shock and laughter. She fell off her bear and rolled on the ground holding her stomach.

Gowland glared at the Cheshire Cat, "you told her my name you freeloader..." he said as he somehow set himself on fire, "I'll kill you Blood Dupre! It's all your fault that everyone knows my name!" he declared as Alice was still laughing.

"You called for me?" Blood walked out of the forest with his gun loaded and staring at Alice.

"You came at the perfect time Hatt-"

"It's the perverted rapist pedophile!" Alice interrupted Gowland from finishing his sentence, and pointed her finger towards Blood.

A silence occurred that was so silent they could hear the gust of winds. The one to break it was Ace who laughed at Alice's words still in the bear's mouth. "Ahahaha, can someone help me get out of this bear's mouth by the way?"

Everyone ignored them and laughed. Boris was laughing as hard as Alice was before, and Gowland was on heaven after hearing those words. "P-perverted rapist pedophile! That perfectly describes the Hatter!" he laughed.

Blood was surrounded by a murderous aura and pointed his gun at Alice and shot. Alice dodged it right on time and the noise caused the bears jaws to open. Ace felt relieved from the release, "thanks whoever did that."

Several veins popped out of the Hatter, "prepare to die all of you," many servants came out from behind and started to shoot.

Gowland's workers appeared and started to shot as well to defend their boss, "not today Hatter," the red-head smirked.

In all that confusion and laughter Alice noticed another man coming to the situation. He had white rabbit ears and for some reason his presence made her want to hit him. "Alice made precious dear, how great it is to have you near!" As the bear was chasing the knight, Boris was still on the ground laughing, and Gowland and Blood were having a gun fight nobody noticed Peter kidnapping Alice.

"Where the hell are you taking me you bastard?!" Alice hissed as she struggled to escape his hold, "who are you anyways?!"

The White Rabbit grinned happily, "my name is Peter White, and we're heading towards the Heart Palace my lovely Alice!"