chapter 2

(I'm finally up)

Clint woke up dizzily. Clint saw Natasha sleeping on his shoulder. Clint smiled and kissed her cheek. She woke up with a smile glued to her face. She got up and was about to leave.

"WAIT! What about me?" Clint asked whining.

"Hold on let me get Steve." Natasha replied.

"No you!" Clint whined in his best child voice.

"FINE!" Natasha said rolling her eyes.

Natasha with force and trouble help Clint get to his feet. His legs were wobbly but with the help of his "daughter" he started to balance. He took one step and nearly fell on his knee. Luckily Natasha was a little stronger and helped him.

"Sorry." He said.

Natasha only smiled and kissed his cheek. They got out of Clint's room and found Tony and Pepper making out.

"Ew..WHY ARE MY OWN CHILDREN MAKING OUT?!" Clint playfully yelled.

Natasha chuckled. Tony and Pepper departed from their "moment" and looked at Clint.

"Uh...well see daddy we are not related. That's why!" Tony said with a smirk.

"See Tasha he called me daddy. And Tony dear I adopted you so stop being such a moron and help your sister, Pepper make dinner. I will be back." Clint back talked.

Tony only gasped but smiled.

"Good to have you back, !" Tony said arm hugging him.

Clint smiled and kissed Pepper on her cheek. She kissed his forehead. And said the same thing as Tony. Natasha let go of Clint and was about to leave.

"Woah..woah..woah..where are you going?" Clint asked in his stern voice.

"Hahaha, just going to headquarters to tell Nick Fury you're back." Natasha laughed.

"Oh..okay. Tell my baby I'm back. Oh and tell him to keep singing When Can I See You Again by Owl City one more time." Clint said.

Natasha agreed and ran to the elevator.

"AND TELL ME IF ANY PERVERT IS STALKING YOU! I'LL KILL THEM IF THEY LAY ONE FINGER OR GERM ON YOU!" Clint yelled.

"DAD!" Natasha said.

"Fine!" He said.

Steve walked in with his puppy Alpha. Clint bought for him when they were children.

"Hey, Steve." Clint greeted.

"Clint! How you doing?" Steve asked.

"Eh...well pretty good. How's Alpha and you?" Clint asked.

"We're good. Exercising. Being built. And you know being the leader of the pack." Steve replied.

"That's my boy." Clint said.

Steve only laughed.

"BUDDY YOU WON'T GET ANOTHER TREAT UNLESS YOU GET YOUSELF BACK HERE!" Bruce yelled.

Clint saw Buddy running away with his tongue sticking out. Clint chuckled and picked him up. He kissed the puppy's top head. Buddy licked Clint's chin. Clint took Buddy to Bruce.

"Well at least your walking, dad" Bruce said winking.

"Funny Bruce." Clint said.

It was dinner. Natasha was next to Clint and Clint had his bow ready to hit anyone who love struck on his daughter.

"So how was Mission being Daddy Bird worked out?" Tony smirked.

"Well Tony you were scared of Fish, Thor was amazed of the thunder storms. And I remember you were all kidnapped and I had to rescue you guys. Also I was kidnapped also and you guys saved me. Who knew kids were so you know tough." Clint says.

The whole group is in wide shock. That's when Thor smiles.

"Friends, who knew we still had that heroic side in us." Thor commented.

Clint chuckles and the others agreed. They were eating Broccoli cheddar soup. The others enjoyed the whole dinner. Clint talking to his heroic mates about the adventure he had with them when they were little. Half of the dinner and Nick Fury joined the dinner and Clint insulting Nick.

"Nick, careful son. There might be a bug crawling on the table section you're in." Clint said with a smirk.

The whole table roared into laughter.

"Well, 'daddy' I'm older than you and plus I will kill that bug with my own fist if I have to." Nick said glaring at Clint with a lop-side smile.

"Aww you called me daddy. See you guys do miss me taking care of you all. THEY GROW UP SO FAST!" Clint responded.