DESTROY ALL GRAVITY!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper pines, his sister Mabel, Wendy, and Soos where all hanging out in the gift shop...it was a slow day. Dipper yawned, for him the one week he'd been in this town was slow!
Suddenly his grunkle Stan returned...but something was off about him...but for the life of him dipper couldn't put his finger on it. Meanwhile, Stan began to talk. He explained how the mystery shack was "going in a different direction"...Less supernatural and more Sci-Fi.
From now on he was going to be in his room preparing more "special activities" to go with the theme. So he would be communicating with them only through a hologram; Which to go with the theme was made to make him look like an alien. To demonstrate Stan showed the hologram which took the form of a freakish grey alien that was sitting on a hovering chair.
He also announced he'd hired a new employe/mascot named Crypto. And that's when he entered. The gang gasped in horror! It was so hideous! At first he looked to be Dippers age...but those eye's! That skin! That sneer! "Wow! That's an awesome costume!" Shouted the oblivious Soos! Stan smirked. "Yep, he's Crypto the friendly martian!" I'm going to get you for that Pox. Thought the irritated Furon as he glared at Pox who was currently inside Grunkle Stan's skin...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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