Operation: Pigeon Droppings

by GeezerWench

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language (for you delicate flowers). Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 – 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

2. Chapter 2: Pigeon Drop Op

Date: 04/01/2015

Title: Operation: Pigeon Droppings

Pairing / Characters (for fanfiction): Jacob, Quil, Embry

Rating: T (language)

Genre: Action

Word Count: (MUST BE 100)

Prompt: Photo of cross stitch sampler with the phrase "Damn it feels good to be a gangster."

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

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"No time to explain, Quil," Jacob shouted. "Get in the car!"

Embry was rubbing his hands together. "Operation: Pigeon Droppings is about to commence."

Quil dove into the car, Embry hopped in, and the trio was fishtailing down the road.

"Pigeon Droppings?"

"Embry's idea. It's almost as bad as something you'd come up with." Jake grumbled.

"Hey!" Embry sounded insulted. "They're pigeons that are dropping on the shit head leech. It's a great name."

Quil snorted. "I still think they look like chickens."

"You in or not?" Jacob growled.

"I'm in!" Quil nodded, grinning. "Damn, it's good to be gangster."

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