Operation: Pigeon Droppings

by GeezerWench

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language (for you delicate flowers). Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 – 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

3. Chapter 3:Chicken Bombs and Peeping Toms

Date: 04/05/2015

Title: Chicken Bombs and Peeping Toms

Pairing / Characters (for fanfiction): Jacob, Embry, Quil

Rating: T

Genre: suspense, humor

Word Count: (MUST BE 100)

Prompt: The song Take Me to Church by Hozier

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

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~O~ Chicken Bombs and Peeping Toms ~O~

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"You guys sure about this?" Quil peered through the foliage at the vampire voyeur.

Jacob elbowed him. "Chickening out? He, specifically, was warned and look—on his knees, staring up at Bella's window!"

Embry hissed. "Like he's praying for a peek at her underwear—pervert."

"Who wouldn't worship a girl's underwear?" Quil was baffled.

"Not that." Jacob rolled his eyes.

Embry slapped a remote into Quil's hand. "He's dead, creepy, and it's just wrong."

"If we attack him, shouldn't we be wolves?"

Jacob side-eyed him. "Nope. That would be against the treaty."

"And chicken bombs aren't?"

Embry snarled. "They're pigeons!"

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