Operation: Pigeon Droppings

by GeezerWench

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language (for you delicate flowers). Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 – 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

4. Chapter 4: Details at Eleven

Date: 04/05/2015

Title: Details at Eleven

Pairing / Characters (for fanfiction): Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Edward Cullen

Rating: T

Genre: action

Word Count: (MUST BE 100)

Prompt: photo of two news anchors in front of a screen that shows a cheeseburger and is entitled Cheeseburger Stabbing.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

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~O~ Details at Eleven ~O~

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Embry silenced Quil with a hand and reported, "Pigeons have target on lock."

With unwavering focus, the Quileute trio directed their charges as Edward rose from his knees and glanced nervously through the forest canopy.

Wild-eyed, arms pin-wheeling, he dodged two feathered missiles, side-stepped another, but slammed into a fourth.

The spectacular, fiery explosion was jaw-dropping.

Bella's scream drew their awe-struck gaze to her window. Her eyes bugged out as Roman Candle Cullen streaked past them.

Quil gaped in disbelief.

Embry leaped and punched the air. "Yes!"

Jacob fell over, laughing. "Flaming Freak Fans Fear in Forks! Details at eleven."

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