Operation: Pigeon Droppings

by GeezerWench

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language (for you delicate flowers). Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 – 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

6. Chapter 6: Cupcake Congratulations

Date: 04/05/2015

Title: Cupcake Congratulations

Pairing / Characters (for fanfiction): Jacob, Embry, Quil, and Bella

Rating: T (language)

Genre: humor

Word Count: (MUST BE 100)

Prompt: song You Fckn Did It by Jason Mraz

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

A/N: For the first prompt that was posted by the Tricky Raven Admins, I wrote an unrelated drabble. This drabble right here refers back to it with the pink cupcakes.

This is how I ended the week and April Fools' Drabble Challenge.

With a little nod to BetterinTexas.

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~O~ Cupcake Congratulations ~O~

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When Bella arrived at Jake's bearing a box of goodies, they hauled her into the garage.

As one, they raised their warm sodas in celebration, cheering, "We fuckin' did it!"

"Edward's hair will never grow back." Bella laughed, opening the box. "Have a cupcake!"

"Pink icing? Sprinkles?" Embry asked.

"It's what I had."

"Sprinkles are for winners, Embry." Jacob winked at him. "To Tick Fricassee!"

"To chicken bombs!" Quil bellowed, grabbing two of the little pastel confections.

"They're pigeons!" Embry punched him.

"Boys!" A Sam-shaped shadow fell across the sprinkle-strewn floor. "And Bella."

Jake's fist crushed his cupcake. "Oh, shit."

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~O~ the end ~O~