Lazer: And here is another chapter for today.
Neon: How many days has it been? I hope we didn't broke our promise...
Both: We do not own Adventure Time! Because if we do. There will be chaos.
Title: Chocolate Chip Cookie Crumbs
Chapter: A Car?
Word Count: 826
Finn and Jake. The two of them were well known in the Land of Ooo. Heroes, best buds, brothers, homies, you name it. And now, wte find our two heroes/best buds/brothers/homies on the beach. They were melting icebergs once more.
"Lefties again!" Jake had went down on his knees and screamed to the heavens as he found another bunch of lefties inside the iceberg. Finn laughed and used Flambo to charge up his flamethrower.
"Hey! Look Jake! That one is huge! Like totally huge!" Finn pointed at a gigantic, like, really gigantic iceberg. Even larger than the iceberg where they found the businessmen.
"Not now Finn, I'm busy sulki- Oh man, that is huge!" All signs of depression in the dog's eyes were quickly gone once it was laid on the gigantic, like, really gigantic iceberg.
"What'd you think is inside this time?" The human boy had asked and the dog sticked his face to the iceberg.
"I don't know, man. All I know is that it's red, and huge." The dog answered.
"Stand back!" Finn yelled with a grin, and both of them proceeded to melt it Full Charge.
~30 Minutes Later~
The gigantic, like, really gigantic iceberg finally melted, and the two stared at a mysterious machine. It was red, had windows, and four wheels.
"I think that's a car." Jake said and they both dropped their flamethrowers.
"What does it do?" Finn asked as he opened the door to the driver's seat. He looked inside for a while and sat down, while Jake sat on the passenger's seat.
The two heroes/best buds/brothers/homies remained silent as they looked and stared around the mysterious machine from the inside, not touching a single thing.
"Finn, this is boring. Maybe we can get this thing to start." Jake broke the silence and boredom.
"Well, there are keys on whatever this thing is." Finn said as he twisted it and accidentally started the engine. They both flinch at the sudden loud sound.
"Come on, get this baby moving!" Jake had exclaimed.
"What should I do?" The human boy asked as he spun the wheel. nothing happened. The dog pondered for a few minutes before his eyes landed on the pedals.
"I think you're suppose to step on those... Uhh, pedals! Yeah, that's it." Finn stared at the pedals for a while... Before stomping one of them.
The two screamed for their lives as they went full speed for the forest, the human boy randomly spinning the wheel from left to right, miraculously dodging every tree on their way, and with Jake holding on to the seat for dear doggy life.
And the next thing they knew, they were approaching the Candy Kingdom...
"FINN! STOP!"
"I CAN'T! I'M TOO TERRIFIED!"
"THEN WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?"
"KEEP ON SCREAMING!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" The two did the only thing they could do right now. Scream.
"DANG IT FINN! I'M TAKING THE WHEEL!" Jake quickly pushed the human boy into the passenger's seat and he made a quick left and managed to avoid the Candy Kingdom before they could enter the castle gates. But of course, the madness does not end there.
Another miracle had happened. Jake was dodging every tree in their way, randomly spinning the wheel from left to right, screaming.
"JAKE YOU'RE CRAZY!" Finn had shouted at him clutching at the seat for dear life.
"I KNOW!" The dog answered, not really paying any heed of what he just said.
They continued screaming as they passed by the Ice Kingdom, hitting a few penguins and sending them flying in the process. "Gunther! Who told you you can fly again!?" Ice King's voice boomed inside the castle when the penguin flew at the window.
They past by many places. An example would be Fionna and Cake's treehouse.
"Woah! What are you guys doing!?" They heard Cake yell at them as they almost ran her over.
"What the heck was that?" Fionna asked beside her.
"A car?"
And then there was Marshall...
"What the bleep blop are you guys doing?!" The vampire asked in the back seat when Finn and Jake almost ran him over too.
"MARSHALL!?" Finn immediately turned his head at the back seat and he immediately lightened up a little bit, but still terrified. "HOLD ME!"
Said Vampire King was well surprised when the human boy suddenly jumped and wrapped his arms around his neck.
"Jake, will you stop this car already!" Marshall yelled at the dog as he hugged his quivering boyfriend. When the reply he got was a still screaming dog and human, he sighed and rolled his eyes. With a snap of his fingers, the car was halted to a stop.
But unfortunately, the two were still shaking in fear. This horrible moment forever scarred into their life. The vampire rolled his eyes again.
Neon: So... I guess that's it.
Lazer: Yeah...
Neon: And in case any of you are wondering why we love Finlee...
Lazer: It's because we've been TIRED of seeing a Fiolee in each page.
Neon: Don't hate us. We're Fiolee fans too you know.
Fionna: Mind telling me why I get less screen time?
Cake: And me?
Marshall: And me?!
Neon: Umm...