Numbah Foa. This has a lot of stuff happen. I edited the first three chapters, for those of you who are following me and receiving notifications by email.

I don't OWN!

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They had their swords at the ready, none of them had their guns, having tumbled out of bed at Hermione's call.

They stood lined up behind Hermione as they eyed the trespassers. They were all indecent, wearing only what they fell asleep in. Ron and Ginny both wrapped their respective sheets around themselves. Krum and Luna only wore underwear, Luna's breasts in full display, Harry and Neville both had on underwear and their shirts.

Hermione was the only one fully dressed, being the one on deck that morning.

"What do you want?" Hermione growled as she held her sword at the invading leaders throat.

Captain Lucius Malfoy sneered at her, his features showing his disgust.

"I have been tasked with your crews capture. You are to come with me and serve your time." Hermione clenched her teeth. The large ship that sat beside hers was filled with men, more then five times the amount that she herself commands.

The military has some of the finest ships that sail the seas.

"You will find that neither I nor my crew is going to just give up and let you take us." She nearly snarled. Lucius eyed them like they were worse then the dirt under his shoe.

He lifted a hand, and signaled his men to attack.

"Aim to capture, not kill." He commanded, before gripping his own sword and swiping at Hermione.

"Drive them off my ship!" Hermione told her crew before engaging Lucius.

Ginny was having a hard time holding the sheet and fighting, so she let go and fought in the nude, Ron had tied his before the fight started and it threatened to fall off his hips. Ginny had gained another sword from one of the fallen men and was fighting with one in each hand.

Neville fought his way to the edge, pulling at the ropes that held the two ships together. He disconnected them and made his way to the wheel. When the military men realized that their ship had started to drift away they raced to it and jumped overboard, trying to get back on.

Lucius was the only one left onboard the Crookshanks. He was standing in the middle of a circle of swords created by the crew, who were glaring at him.

"Good work guys. Harry, tie up Mr. Malfoy please. Ron, Ginny, Luna, Krum, please get some clothes on. We may be pirates, but we aren't barbarians." Hermione dismissed them with a grin. Lucius almost growled as Harry bound his hands and led him below deck.

"And where is captain Malfoy?" General Tom Riddle inquired when the second in command walked off the Narcissa.

"He was captured by pirates General." First mate Vincent Crabe informed him with a salute.

Tom felt anger well up in his chest.

"The crew of the Crookshanks wouldn't happen to be the culprits would they?" He asked through clenched teeth. A nod was all it took for him to lose control. He threw his chair against a wall, breaking it, and flipped his table over, scattering it's contents across the floor.

"It also seems that the pirate Viktor Krum has survived the destruction of the Durmstrang and joined the Crookshanks." Crabe continued, not seeing the danger he was in.

It didn't matter as seconds later a sharp sword was thrust through his heart.

Tom seethed in his loss. Lucius was one of his top captains, he was in his personal crew when he had first began, of course, back then the boy was nothing more then a cabin boy. But now, he was captured, and by his most hated adversaries.

Tom calms down enough to call upon his assistant to clean up the mess in his office, before making his way to his quarters. He had planning to do.

Harry was in love with the red haired girl that he shared a ship with. He knew that his crew mate would probably kill him if he went after her, hell, both red heads would kill him if he went after her. They had both made it clear that they might have been trained as spies, but they could and would kill any of them if needed. They only joined the crew so they could look for their family and get away from their 'teachers' aboard the Gryffindor.

Harry didn't want to push the younger girl into anything or for her to think he was trying to trick her into anything or anything like that.

Harry groaned and shook his head. This was so hard! He didn't mean to fall for his crew mate. Hermione is going to kill him. Ron is going to kill him. The only person who wouldn't kill him would be Neville, but that's only because he and Neville had been friends for much longer then they had been aboard the Crookshanks.

"Hey Harry, whatcha thinkin?" Neville sat next to him as they ate their dinner.

"Oh, just how soon my death would be if I ever make my move." Harry said nonchalantly.

"Still pining after Ginny?" He asked making Harry deflate. Harry sighed deeply.

"Yeah. But she likes Luna. I couldn't bring myself to ask before she was dating Luna, but now? That's like asking to be thrown to the fishes." Neville nodded beside him.

"Yeah, sounds like you're pretty screwed to me." Neville grinned at him. Harry snorted and pushed him lightly.

"Hey, whatever happens, you've still got me." Neville assured him. Harry brightens before standing.

"Thanks Neville. I need to speak with Hermione. We'll be getting to Knockturn tomorrow, we need to hash out a couple of contingency plans." Harry grinned at him before making his way to Hermione's quarters, missing the look of want in Neville's eyes as they followed him till they couldn't.

"Has everyone been briefed?" Tom questioned his second in command Bellatrix Black.

"Yes sir!" She saluted him.

"Good. Get the ship ready. I plan on being present for their downfall." Tom let off a viscous grin. Bellatrix grinned right back before going to do what she was told.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron were going to be on land. Neville and Luna were to stay onboard no matter what, and Ginny and Krum were to bring the items after they were paid.

It was starting. The ground trio were to meet up with Scriminger in the next minute. Krum and Ginny were ready to bring the shipment at Hermione's command.

"Miss Granger." Scriminger greeted her.

"It's Captain Granger. Do you have my money?" She raised an eyebrow. Ron and Harry flanked her, ready to grab their swords at a moments notice.

"I'm sorry Captain Granger, it seems our deal has to be broken. I got a better offer." And they were swarmed. Military men and pirates alike came out of the shadows and started to attack. The trio fought with all they had, but it wasn't enough. They were captured soon enough, much to their own horror.

General Tom Riddle chuckled as he revealed himself.

Ginny, Luna, Neville, and Krum were dragged into the room.

"We have the ship ready." One of Tom's men reported with a salute. Hermione rolled her eyes at him.

"Good good. Bring them aboard and we'll show them why people don't mess with the military." Tom commanded before making his way into his own ship, the Voldemort.

The crew of the Crookshanks was bound and brought aboard the Voldemort. Lucius Malfoy was standing next to his commanding officer, massaging his wrists where the rope had burned.

Hermione and her crew were then pushed to the side of the ship and forced to look at the Crookshanks.

"This is what happens when you mess with us." Tom grinned darkly.

An instant later, the Crookshanks blows up. Hermione felt tears fill her eyes. Her ship was now burning in brilliant shades of red and orange. Smoke filled the air.

"Take them to the brig." Tom commanded before retreating to his quarters with Lucius.

Ron and Ginny put up a commotion when they tried to separate the two.

"Stop! Ginny! Let her go!" Ron tried to bite the man that held him back, succeeding in making him let go. Ron tackled the man holding Ginny.

The two then stood back to back as they glared at the military men.

"Just put them in the same cell." Bellatrix snarled. They comply and the sibling went with them silently. No one separates the two, not if they can't help it.

Hermione was put in the same cell as Neville and Krum. Another person was in there as well, though they weren't sure who he was.

Ginny and Ron shared a cell by themselves. And Luna and Harry shared a cell with a couple of older men.

"What are we going to do captain? Riddle is just going to execute us when we get to London." Neville brought up a good point.

"Hold on, I'm thinking." She hissed.

"Captain? You wouldn't happen to be that young new female captain, Granger? Would ya?" One of the men in Harry's cell asked.

"Yeah. That's me. Why?"

"My godson, he was on your crew." The man looked at her with wide eyes.

"Your godson? That sounds a bit convenient to me. What's your name?" Hermione didn't trust this man. Granted, she doesn't trust a lot if people.

"Sirius, just admit that Harry is lost. There is no way that he survived the raid." The other man placed a hand on the first's, Sirius' shoulder. Both men looked tired.

"Harry? Harry Potter?" Neville asked. He blinked a couple of times before eyeing Harry through the bars.

The boy was watching the men with surprise, like he just recognized them.

"Sirius? Remus?" He asked, fixing his glasses.

"Harry?"

"Oh happy times! The four-eyes has reunited with long lost relatives. We should all celebrate, oh wait, we can't. We are in jail! Sentenced to be hanged!" The boy in Hermione's cell said the first part sarcastically and the next was filled with hatred.

"And it's all your fault." He seethed, glaring at Hermione.

"Excuse me? How is your imprisonment and subsequent hanging my fault? I don't even know you." The boy snorted.

"Draco. I was your informant on the Slytherin." And now that Hermione looked, it indeed was her informant. His hair was longer and filthy, making it look ten shades darker, he was wearing torn clothes and was covered in cuts and bruises. A broken nose made his voice sound funny, which was what helped hide his identity from them in the first place.

"Oh my Merlin! Are you okay?" Neville asked, his medical training taking the forefront of his mind. He quickly made his way over to the other boy and proceeded to check him over, cleaning the wounds as best he could with what little he had in his pockets.

"So, how did you two get here?" Ginny asked the men in Harry's cell.

"Oh, you know. Didn't like the way Dumbledore ran the Gryffindor, tried to reunite a twin with her sister from the Ravenclaw, got caught. The girls were taken back to their respective ships, and we were sent here." Sirius told them with a grin.

"We need to get off this Merlin forsaken ship as soon as possible." Remus cursed as he eyed his surroundings.

"But how are we going to do that? The only way out of these cells is with a key." Harry told them, looking pointedly at the gaurds, who had the keys.

The redheads grinned. "Do you have a plan for when we get out?" Ginny asked.

Hermione thought it over.

"Yeah. But, how are we getting out?" She narrowed her eyes.

"Leave that to us." Ron assured her.

Ginny let out a shrill whistle that brought the attention of the two guards on duty to her.

"What do you want?" The guard with the keys questioned as he held his gun at the ready.

"Oh. We've been horny since this morning. But our captain didn't let us get it out of system before we left. We were wondering if you could help us with our problems." Ginny and Ron looked so vulnerable, staring up at the men from where they lay spread out on their cell floors, they eyes at half mast.

Both guards let out twin groans before hurrying to unlock the cell. The two guards got as far as making out with the siblings, before they were knocked unconscious by them.

"Sorry you had to see that." Ron told Krum as he unlocked his cell. Krum pulled him into a hug and it looked like he was mauling Ron's face. Their kiss lasted the two minutes it took the crew to find their weapons.

"Let's get going you two. You can continue your mating after we have a ship." Hermione handed them each a sword and a gun. The guards had been tied up and locked in a cell.

Whoa! Shits went downs!

Mars