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Slender Man Part 2


Pitch didn't know how the Frost brat had convinced him to do this. One moment they were enemies, and the next they were planning on pranking the Easter Bunny together. An evil smirk crossed his face, effectively making him forget about the oddness of the situation . Oh yes, the overgrown rabbit would be getting it.


A few hours ago Jack had been in a Guardian meeting. Everything had been going to plan, and North sent Bunny to get him from where he was, up in his room. The Pooka had grumbling come into the room, only to find Jack seemingly entranced by something on his computer screen.

"What 'r ya' doing Frostbite, ya' late for the meetin'."

"Oh, nothing, just checking out something I saw the other day."

"What?"

"Oh, just this guy called Slender man, nobody you would be worried about 'roo."

Of course, that just served to make Bunny interested. He bumped Jack out of the way so that he could see the screen better.

"What's this ya' drongo?"

The two had spent about ten minutes discussing the legend before Sandy appeared to get them to the meeting. Jack and Bunny were too engrossed in debating the subject at hand to notice Sandy's curious look at the monitor


Now Pitch and Jack were getting ready for the last step of the plan. All they had to do was make sure Bunny was in the perfect spot. Having Jack around made it easy. The spirit ran out into the Warren and to a dirt wall. He started freezing things, making a fort. It didn't take long for the Pooka to show up.

"Jack! How many times da' I havta tell ya'? No snow in the Warren!"

Jack paid no attention, too wrapped up in his frozen fort.

"Frostbite!" Bunny moved to Jack's side and shook his shoulder. The spirit didn't even notice. Now Bunny was suspicious, Jack was probably planning a prank.

He was getting ready just to leave Jack- this was a pretty lame joke but then his ears perked up. He could feel another presence in the area. A chill ran down his spine as he turned to find a tall, thin figure in the distance. Bunny's breath caught in his throat. He didn't dare blink until a loud cough came from Jack's direction. The spirit had sat down, huddled in a ball. A few coughs made their way out of his throat before he quieted. Bunny turned back to the figure, but found nothing. His boomerangs were in his paws in an instant. Aster quickly turned around. The figure, much more menacing up close, had appeared right next to Jack. The winter spirit had stopped moving altogether.

Bunny flung his boomerangs at slender man, but they seemed to pass right through him, and they didn't come back.

The Pooka's breath came faster, and his ears were moving wildly. He advanced on the figure, set on getting Jack to safety, before Jack burst out in laughter.


For the second time that day, Jack couldn't stop laughing. He didn't mean to, but the look on Bunny's face was so funny, he couldn't hold it in.

"Oh! Bu-u-uny you should-d-d see the look on your face." The bringer of winter shook from the belly-aching laughter.

Aster stopped his forward momentum, and looked at Jack, positive now that slender man had made him go crazy. At least that was what he thought until the figure in front of him seemed to dissolve, and now took on the shape of Pitch Black. He too was laughing. It was one of the weirdest sights Bunny had ever seen. Both immortals were on the ground, shaking with laughter. The Pooka didn't know what to do. He had one of his greatest enemies in his house, but his adopted brother was apparently okay with it.

A very confused noise made its way out of his throat. It only served to make the two giggle harder. Bunny went with his protective instincts and grabbed Pitch by the front of his shirt.

A growl was heard as he shook the Nightmare King in front of his face, "What are you doing here PITCH?"

Jack was the one to answer, still unable to stand from the laughter.

"He-e-elped me with prank-k!" This was all he could manage, but it was enough for Bunny to drop Pitch face first onto the ground.

"YOU ASKED FOR HIS HELP WITH A PRANK?!" This was yelled in the hopes that it would shake some sense into Jack.

Both stopped laughing, staring wide-eyed at the murderous rabbit in front of them.

"Uh…..yes?" A questioning tone was added to this remark as Jack sat, unable to move, scared of the Pooka in front of him.

Pitch didn't dare say anything. He hadn't thought about the consequences of this prank. What had gotten into him lately? He was no longer a vengeful immortal, but was playing pitiful pranks on his enemy with the help of one of his other enemies. He shook his head, unwilling to admit that he was no longer very scary.

The two sat with bated breath as Bunny advanced on them. Neither made a move, too scared of what would happen.

The Pooka stood directly above them.

"You dills!" Was all he could manage before cracking up.

Jack and Pitch watched as E. Aster Bunnymund shed his dignity and collapsed, laughing, onto the ground.

Yes, it was a day of weirdness.


A.N. …..

Yes I know its somewhat OOC, but like I said before, there is a reason!

Hmmmmmm yeah so….. sorry it's so small, I just wanted to end it there. I think that this arc will have two ,more chapters… Then maybe (If everything goes to plan) two seperate chapters that goes along with this… I'm not going to say any more than that.

Also, in reply to some reviewers:

Yes, the Guardians will find out about Jack being beaten up by the others. It's going to be very interesting!

I believe in myths :, yes, that was totally a Sisters Grimm reference. I'm basing Puck's appearance off of it, though older and much meaner. I really need to reread that series…. It's been a few years so I don't remember as much as I would like to. Hmm.. though developing his character might be cool…..

I would really like to take a moment to thank my reviewers, favoriters and followers. You really are the reason I keep posting!

Well, let's see if we can make it to fifty reviews huh?

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