"Well Madman or should I call you by Darren by your real name, hopefully this message gets to you, other wise I'm plain out talking to a computer. But still to the point old friend, where you are, isn't a dream, it isn't an allusion, oh no this is real. If your asking how? Well it starts a little back when you mentally broke me, you were the first human to do that Darren, since that day I was planning for revenge. But something beat me to the punch, you died." The person known as Insanity said while he chuckled a little, as everyone got closer to the computer. "YOU FUCKING DIED HAHAHA oh man, oh the day you died, I never thought it would happen, oh man the day still goes on in my head, how I saw your family members mourn over your death, as they placed dirt, and flowers over your casket, oh man how I laughed." The person continued as Darren looked at him slightly annoyed. "Oh man how I waited till your family members left, then when there was only the graves keeper left, I took his body and I danced on your grave." Insanity continued as his laughter became louder.
"But years passed and I became bored, but it didn't last long till things got exciting again, a few years after your death, WW3 happened. God how I watched it all unfold, humans killing each other Nuclear Missiles exploding, like 4th of July except with screams of terror. I saw people shooting each other, as I saw mere children holding machine guns. The pure excitement of seeing humans kill each other." Insanity continued, as his face showed to have a crazed smile, then fade away. "But it got boring after a while, sure I may have influenced a little to make people kill each other for my amusement, but after watching a guy get his eyes pulled out with a spoon, after some time it get's boring. It looked like everything was coming to an end. So I took a break, and decided to wait to see when things will start up again, and you wouldn't believe where I was when I woke up after some hudreds of years or so." Insanity continued as his smile continued. "I truly thought I lost what little sanity I had left, because I was where your fucking standing, man either Pendleton was a psychic or the best predictor in the world, OOO REAL. Man how I enjoyed that fact, but then your face appeared in my head, remembering the past on how you died on me, with me not even being able to have any kind of vengeance. Then it occurred to me, I was in a world where fucking food talks, so anything was possible.
And soon enough I already had it all down, I just needed the brain power to do it, and who else then whose brain out beats Albert Einstein himself, Princess Bubblegum." Insanity said as all eyes were casted on Bubblegum as she looked dumbfounded. "But don't blame the poor girl too much, I made her a deal, I would give her a little extra boost in her knowledge, and she'll help me in return, once I told her about getting extra knowledge, she didn't hesitate to make a deal. After that I practically had to wait, she didn't have full knowledge why I needed her to do it, but I kept her informed and in the down low, as well as made sure she didn't fully loose herself to the Insanity, sure she went out of it sometimes, and yes I'll take the full blame for raising the candy dead, twice. But come on you knew she had to be a little crazy to do that, well you found your culprit." Insanity said as Bubblegum listened in closer. "And after some time she was finished, a fucking time machine, but specially made for you Darren, I set the thing the same day you broke me, there I influenced my past self, and the rest was just waiting till your guard was down. And when you did, I made my move, as well as, well Darren, you're not in your own body anymore." Insanity said as Darren looked for something and found a mirror nearby picked it up as his eyes widened, and he touched his face in disbelief.
"Also you may want to check under your shirt." Insanity said as well, as Darren piked it up to see stitches around his chest, and stomach. "SURPRISE." Insanity screamed as his laughter echoed. "You really gotta be thanking me Darren, I mean I got you a new body, a simple mind switch, and the best organs a person could steal. Heart from a runner, lungs from a swimmer, kidneys from a man who never touched liquor, you have no idea how hard it was to find that trust me, and so many more. You see Darren when I sent you to OOO I placed your soul within that body, whose, I got no idea some kid I picked off the street, but still Darren I know you, and I know you would never consider suicide, oh no, I expect you to live a long time where you are. And besides you should also be thanking me because I got rid of your fears." Insanity said as Darren griped the table. "Your fear of getting sued is no longer an issue for the fact you're now your own story." Insanity said chuckling a bit, as Darren griped the table a little more denting it. "Not living past 20, well you got the body to live to 80 so that's out as well." Insanity continued as the table Darren was gripping began to crack. "And lastly-" Insanity started but had to hold back laughter. "-lastly not being to see your siblings grow up, no longer an issue, because, where you're standing YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD." Insanity screamed as his laughter became hysterical.
"INSANITY." Darren yelled as the table side broke as the shards pierced Darren's hand as blood began to flow.
"How does it feel Darren to have everything taken from you, must suck, hahahaha, well see you in a thousand years, old friend. Oh yeah also I wouldn't bother looking for the Time Machine it's with me, also I wouldn't much ask Bonnie either, I broke our contract, and took back the knowledge, that includes on how to make the machine, oops, later Darren." Insanity said as the screen turned black as a mirror was thrown at the screen cracking the laptop's screen, as Darren breathed deeply as blood continued to flow out of his palm.
Darren was having his palm treated, as the group just looked at him, his head was down, and he didn't speak as Peppermint treated his hand. Bubblegum was the one to approach him. "Uh Darren is it." She asked as he simply shook his head. "I'm sorry, I don't remember making any kind of deal with that person, and it seems I helped him bring you here, and-"
"It isn't your fault." Darren said, head still down.
"What, but I-"
"You had no idea what his real intentions were, and trust me I had it coming, so yeah not your fault. I'm just surprised you didn't complete lose your mind, but still thanks." Darren said.
"Well what are you going to do now." Bubblegum asked, as Darren pondered for a bit.
"Do you think you could make another time machine." Darren asked.
"Maybe, but I don't know for how long it will take." Bubblegum answered, as Darren looked towards Peppermint.
"Peppermint Butler." Darren talked towards him.
"Yes." Peppermint answered.
"You've been with Princess Bubblegum for a long time correct." Darren asked.
"Yes I have, why do you ask." Peppermint questioned.
"That means you know her activities and considering you had my laptop, you knew what she was making the time machine correct." Darren asked, with a hint of hope.
"Yes that is correct." Peppermint answered still having no idea where this is going.
"So tell me if you knew of her activities, do you know when she started to make the machine." Darren asked.
"Yes." Peppermint answered.
"How long did it take for her to finish it." Darren asked, as Peppermint just starred at Darren for a bit before answering.
"It took her 453 years." Peppermint answered as all hope died at that point.
"Great, there goes my chance of going home." Darren said losing all hope as his head fell back down.
"Wait there could be another way, maybe-" Bubblegum started but had nothing. As Finn was thinking of something.
"Wait I got it, why don't we look for a spell to help him go back." Finn blurted out.
"Okay this is the biggest long shot I have ever heard, but I'll go for it. Intrigue me." Darren said to Finn.
"We go to Wizard City and find a spell to send him back, or something." As everyone just looked at him.
"That idea has no plan, no real motive nor a chance of success, but I got nothing left to loose and everything to gain. All right let's go." Darren said.
"Wait you're actually going to go with his plan." Bubblegum asked.
"Yeah, I'm not going to wait 400 years for a machine that will have a slight chance to getting me home, this way I at least have a chance." Darren said.
"Fine, in that case I'm going as well." Bubblegum said.
"Same here." Marceline added.
"Why?" Darren asked.
"Because I don't trust you, you were literally shooting wildly outside no more then 30 minutes ago, trying to kill us. So I'll be there, and if I see anything that seems you will harm anyone I will kill you." Marceline told him right in front of Darren's face.
"Fine." Darren said.
Everyone was at the wall of the side of the mountain, Finn wearing a blue like cloak, with a white hat over his other white hat, while wearing blue gloves an amulet around his chest, and a drawn eye on his forehead. Jake wearing a red like dress, with his body shaped to a cone, while a wearing a cone shaped hat on his head and wearing a fake mustache. Bubblegum wearing a cylinder like suit, as she had her hair shortened, ad wore a sphere like hat on her head with a purple stripe go through the middle. Marceline had on a red tank top, blue jeans, white gloves, and her sun hat, as she held her ax base ready to use it against Darren. As Darren wore the same clothes he had. "Dude where's your disguise?" Finn asked.
"And Marceline where's yours." Bubblegum asked.
"Sorry Insanity didn't drop of any clothing for me, so yeah." Darren said plainly.
"Wait let me do something." Finn said as he did something with Darren's clothes, then got out a marker and wrote on his face. Nothing changed except Darren had his hood on covering the top portion of his face, as he had a drawn on go-t.
"And my disguise is this." Marceline said as she morphed to her small bat form and placed herself on Darren's neck as she placed her claws on his neck. "Any moves and you die." She said. "Also pick up my base." Marceline demanded.
"Anything to get this over with." Darren said placing the base on his base. As Bubblegum got out a tape recorder and pressed played as a screaming Ice King's voice was heard.
"It's Wizard's Rule, the password is Wizard's Rule." The recording stopped as the entrance was shown.
"Bonnie why was the Ice King screaming." Marceline asked narrowing her eyes at her. As Bubblegum laughed nervously as she simply walked inside the city, as she got tackled out of nowhere by a Wizard City Police officer, he wore a white muscle shirt, blue pants, cowboy boots, bandannas that covered his eyes, with the symbol of a yellow rhombus, had long hair reaching his chest, and his skin color was light green, he had Bubblegum's hands behind her back.
"Hey get off her." Finn yelled going to Bubblegum's rescue to be picked up by the neck and slammed to the ground by another Wizard City Officer, except his skin color was grayish green. Before Jake could help he too was tackled, as he was pulled out of his disguise, and wrapped into a ball. Then all attention was placed on Darren, who was backing away, slowly reaching for the ax base on his back, then got in a choke hold from behind.
"All of you are under arrest, some for the escape from Wizard City Jail, the rest in the knowing of, or the helping of these criminals." A, officer said, while holding Darren from the neck, as Darren was slowly losing oxygen.
