"Darren why is it that where ever we go you get us thrown in jail." Finn asked, the two were literally dragged and thrown into a jail cell, again. And Finn was ticked off of it, not of being thrown in jail, for the fact he didn't get to hit Water Prince while being dragged in there.

"Oh yeah Finn this is all my fault, I have an invisible sign that only royals could see and it says this, 'Grab me and whoever is next to me and throw them in jail.'" Darren yelled with a hint of sarcasm.

"Well then get rid of the sign." Finn told him as Darren's eye twitched as he held all his anger in from beating Finn up.

'Let it go Darren his human, the last one to be in fact. He's an idiot, like all of us, just wait till your back home, and write a story of him getting anally raped and then eaten.' Thought to himself. "Besides Finn, we've only been thrown in Jail 3 times and I'm blaming you for 2 out of the three times." Darren pointed at him.

"What how and why." Finn questioned.

"First time, Wizard City we got thrown in Jail for you being in jail then escaping. Second time ok yes I'll take full blame for that, the damn toast guard never moved I thought he was a statue."

"And that gave you the right to bite his left face off." Finn yelled.

"Oh come on I was hungry. Plus either way this time I blame you. Why? Because you didn't tell me the damn Prince was a douchebag." Darren yelled once again.

"Well, well I never thought I would hear that kind of language, but considering it is coming from hairless apes I don't seem too surprised." A too familiar cocky voice was heard.

"And speak of the douchebag, it's the douchebag of the fucking year." Darren yelled as Water Prince came to the light close to the bars as he eyed the two prisoners as there were guards next to him holding weird looking type of spears.

"Well I see you two look comfortable." Water Prince spoke.

"I swear how Flame Princess choose you over Finn I will never know." Darren spoke at the same time hiding something on his side of his leg.

"How that miserable excuse of a Princess would date one of you lower life forms is beyond me as well." Water prince remarked.

"You shut your face." Finn yelled as he jumped towards the Prince before he could even hit the bars he got electrocuted back. A guard shot a ray of electricity through the spear hitting Finn in the chest as Finn squirmed and heaved in pain.

"There that's better, oh and don't worry I'll go easy on her on our honey moon." Water Prince said with a smile, as Finn clenched his hands to fists.

"So what of us then, I'm going to guess you're going to keep us here till we die." Darren spoke up.

"Why no, I'm going to kill you." Water Prince said simply as he got both their attentions. "By a hanging at high noon, so I will leave you two to enjoy your last hmmmm 2 hours of life. You'll soon be with the rest of your kind and where you should have been in the beginning, dead." Water prince spoke as he left the room followed by his guards, leaving the two to their thoughts.

30 minutes have passed, Finn was mused of what kind of life Flame Princess will have with that bastard, and he couldn't do shit about it, as Finn looked over towards Darren who was listening to his damn iPod. "Hey." Finn yelled getting Darren's attention. "What are you doing." Finn yelled full of anger.

"Relax Finn, while you were there sulking I came with a plan, well if you have the following. Is there a phone inside your pack." Darren asked hopingly considering Finn always had that within the shows.

"Oh yeah I completely forgot." Finn said as he rummaged through his pack to get out a receiver and a cord to a telephone. "Who do you want me to call." Finn asked.

"First tell me how to use this." Darren asked.

"You just think who you want to talk to and that's it." Finn told him.

"Really? I gotta take one of these back with me, so many calls to the White House." Darren said as Finn looked at him weirdly. "Still give me a minute." Darren spoke as he began to clear his throat repeatedly , after five minutes Darren spoke. "How do I sound naked ape." Darren said as Finn's eyes shot open he sounded like Water Prince.

"Oh my Grob. You sound like Water Prince." Finn spoke.

"Good good, now then hand me the receiver." Darren asked him as Finn gave him the receiver. "Also sorry but this has to sound believable." Darren apologized as Finn gave a puzzled look before he could ask Darren grabbed him by the neck then covered his mouth with his hand as Finn let out muffled yells. "Okay let's see then." Darren said as the noise of ringing was heard on the receiver Finn continued to get out of Darren's grasp till the voice on the line made his blood run cold.

"Hello who is this?" Flame Princess's voice was heard.

"Hello Flame Princess how have you been." Darren asked in Water Prince's voice, as Finn continued to let out muffled yells.

"Oh hey Watery Buu" Flame Princess said as Darren let out a choke noise, Finn looked at him as he saw Darren's throat rise and lower as he began to breathe deeply.

"I literally threw up a bit." Darren said. "Hello...Flamy Buu." Darren let out as he felt sick to his stomach. As he got angered yells from Finn. "Do you think I'm enjoying this shit." Darren spoke throught gritted teeth.

"Hello WP you still there." Flame asked.

"Why yes, also my...dear. I have a present for you." Darren said choking a bit with every word he spoke.

"Oh really what is it." Flame Princess said excitedly.

"You know that human that betrayed your trust." Darren asked as Finn's yelling grew.

"Yeah?" Flame Princess said unsure.

"I'm having killed, ow." Darren said when Finn bit his hand.

"FLAME PRINCESS DON-" Finn's yelling was muffled by Darren's hand once again as Darren raised his knee hitting Finn on the side making Finn let out a hurt grunt.

"Water prince what the heck. Why? And was that Finn?" Flame Princess's voice full of concern and worry.

"Well for what else my dear, to kill the man who betrayed you. Also yes." Darren said trying his hardest to contain Finn.

"Water Prince I demand you let him go." Flame Princess demanded you could hear the roar of flames through the receiver.

"Well that''s the thing I don't give a shit what you demand you little worm." Darren said as the whole damn world grew silent.

"What. Did. You. Say." FP yelled slowly.

"I said I don't care what you say. You're nothing compared to my Kingdom and my ruling, why I even date you I will never know." Darren spoke as Finn stopped fighting knowing Darren was screwed.

"You listen to me you ass hole I've dealt with your arrogance and your Glob damn attitude since the first second I've met you. And Finn was a million times better boyfriend and kisser you would ever be." FP yelled.

"I hope you heard that." Darren whispered to Finn, as Finn shook his head as he felt a sense of happiness, joy, and gratitude go through him knowing Flame Princess thought of him better then WP.

"WHAT WAS THAT." Flame Princess yelled.

"I uh said you wont be able to stop their deaths in time, later." Darren said as he broke the receiver's cord and cleared his throat. "Okay we got about 10 minutes before your ex comes and boils this place to the ground. And us to lobsters if we don't get out fast, ok time to go." Darren said cheerfully and in his normal voice.

"What? How do you plan on getting us out of here." Finn asked.

"Finn look just pry the bars apart, and try, that's it." Darren told him as Finn shoot him a dumbfounded look as Darren motioned him to do so, giving Finn not much of a choice as did as he was told as he was able to bend the bars apart. Finn let go of the bars as they remained apart and big enough to go through.

"How did I-"

"It's water Finn, harder to move through but still water, now come on." Darren said as he went thought the hole Finn made and out of the room. "OK, got any idea which way is out." Darren asked.

"Yeah follow me." Finn spoke as they made their way throught long corridors. The two ran for some time taking twist and turns they've spent a long time running and had a long way to go to get out of here. The two kept running till they ran past the entrance doors as they heard a collection of gasps and shrieks knowing that the towns people must have heard of them being prisoners and now escapees. The two noticed 2 armored guards running towards them. "Finn." Darren said as Finn let out a battle cry as he leaped to the sky as he brought his foot down on one of the guards knocking him unconscious as Finn swinged the spear from the unconscious guard at the other guards feet knocking him over as Finn spun the spear around in his hands as he shoot a bolt of electricity at the guard as he shook and squirmed feeling the electricity flow through his body then pass out. "Nice." Darren commented.

"Thanks, now come on." Finn said as they made it to the exit as they jumped through the portal as they got out the puddle on the other side. They were glad and happy till they came face to face with countless spears.

"Hello naked apes." WP's voice was heard as they turned to see him in front of them. "Having a nice swim, or is this a shower for you." he asked with his cocky attitude.

The two were on dry land again, they couldn't run the whole placed was surrounded. And WP was in front of them. "So this was your plan just run and think you could get away." WP asked as they remained silent. "Not talking eh, well I got such the solution. Spears at the ready." WP yelled as the guards readied their spears Finn and Darren noticed a familiar flying object coming hot towards their way as a smile spread across their faces. "Well die with a smile I always say. FIRE." WP yelled as all his guards looked towards his direction most looking like they just shit themselves. "What's wrong with you idiots shoot these miscreants and-" WP stopped when he turned to yell at his other guards to come face to face with a infuriated looking Flame Princess. Darren was in the ground smashing his face to the ground trying to contain his laughter. Finn was in awe in how beautiful Flame Princess looks as her flames spread through her body as they scorched and maimed what ever was close to her. "Flamy Buu how are-" WP was interrupted by a punch to the face as he tumbled over by the force as his skin slightly boiled and burn from the punch.

"So you think you can insult me and get away with it huh." Flame Princess yelled as WP scrambled in the ground stuttering his words, his cocky attitude replaced with whimpering and begging.

"Flame please I got no idea what you're talking about." WP coward.

"So you weren't going to kill Finn and...who the heck is that." FP asked.

"Long story." Finn spoke as he still stared at FP in awe.

"NO, they were going to be just electrocuted for their crimes. I swear." WP stuttered some more.

"Actually he was going to hang us." Darren said getting off the ground as his laughter slowly died.

"You have no proof." WP yelled.

"Oh don't I." Darren said as he showed a video from his iPod of WP. FP saw and heard what WP said when Finn and Darren were in the cell. From the part of FP being a sorrowful excuse of a princess, Finn getting electrocuted, WP sentencing them to be hanged to death. "I recorded that in secret while you were ranting, I was going to black mail you but this is better." Darren slowly backed away as FP's flames started to spread further as Darren began to sweat from the heat. As WP also began to sweat as well FP getting closer to him as she cracked her knuckles WP's skin and hair was beginning to boil as steam was coming from his hair and skin from the heat Flame Princess was giving off. Flame Princess raised her hand as it blazed with fury sparks flying off her fingertips as they landed on WP's face as she inched her hand closer to his face. WP closing his eyes ready for the excruciating pain ready to be inflicted.

"You're not worth it." FP said as a collection of 'what's' were heard around. "You're not worth my time, nor my fury. Marriage is off, also you come near Finn or me I will turn you to steam in seconds, got it." FP spoke with fire in her eyes. As WP let out a short whimper escape his lips. "Good, Finn and guy let's go." FP spoke as Finn followed obligingly as so Darren. While walking past WP Darren flipped him off as he continued walking by as WP growled underneath his breath.