Some time has passed, everyone was fully healed, Darren had a dream in the little incubation tube he was placed in to stay alive. That he met his family, but Bubblegum assured him that he had just had too many blows to the head. Right now everyone was in their perspective locations, Bubblegum in her Kingdom, Darren and Finn, in the tree house, Jake was with Lady for the night, and Marceline was still trying to control herself from killing Darren in his sleep. She actually somehow found herself in front of him one night, just sleeping her hands ready to just break his neck, she would have if Finn didn't come downstairs and she had to leave quickly. She was slowly going insa-, no she wasn't going to say it nor think it. She didn't want anything to do with him.

Tonight she was relaxing, looking at the T.V, Darren has told Bubblegum about the T.V and it has slowly began to become a project for Bubblegum, she was going to use it to send broadcast signals to her citizens to inform of trouble. But quickly the candy people changed it up, giving people television stations, for their own benefits and ideas. But still nothing on. Marceline looked at the T.V strumming her base the sound of her phone going off, She searched her pocket and squished a blue bug that then coiled around her hand. "Yes." Marceline asked bored.

"Y-yes, we woul-d—d like some 3 large pizzas please, to,...what the fuck is the address for here?" She heard a stuttering, and confused Darren on the phone.

"Darren." Marceline asked questionably.

"How do you k-know my name." Darren asked.

"Darren, it's me Marceline." She told quite annoyed.

"Did I accidentally call a sex phone line?" Darren asked dumbfounded, while Marceline starred at the phone with an eye brow raised.

"No you idiot you-"

"Hey Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finnnnnn...phone for you." Darren told as she heard rustling and sound of glass being moved.

"Hello?" Finn asked with the same tone of Darren.

"Finn, what's going on." Marceline asked quite concerned now.

"Oh nothing, Darren brought some stuff from Choose Goose, and we drank it, and we're ordering Pizza from the Candy kingdom, wait, you work there now?" Finn asked, while Marceline hated to ask the next question.

"Finn, are you drunk." Marceline asked while there was silence in the phone. "FINN." Marceline yelled angry.

"Marceline, Marceline, Marceline, Marceline, Marcy, Marcy, …...don't tell Marceline we're drunk." Finn whispered, then the sound of laughter was heard from both the intoxicated men.

"Oh, great." Marceline groaned hanging up the phone and looking outside to see it was night so she instantly flew to see the damage. Once there Marceline found the least suspecting person there, Bubblegum. "Bubblegum, what are you doing here?" Marceline asked questionably.

"Marceline,I came cause- wait, don't tell me you're behind all this." Bubblegum accused, Marceline instantly crossed her arms and glared at her.

"Do you really think I'm that stupid." Marceline told her, Bubblegum was about to answer till she knew it was a bad idea and it was a rhetorical question. The sound of something breaking and laughter caught their attention. They opened the door to find furniture broken, floorboards broken, and small bottles empty on the ground, except they didn't look like beer, or any alcoholic drink. Then the two drunks. Darren laughing his ass off, and Finn for some reason trying to place his left leg over his head.

"Hey...Marcy, Bubblegum what's going on." Finn asked sounding very drunk. They both looked towards Darren recovering from his laughter. Marceline flew towards him grabbed him the collar of his shirt and brought him to her face.

"What did you do." Marceline snarled.

"Come on, we didn't know what the heck we were drinking, I thought it was soda and so did Finn. Also wait, wait here for a moment. I, I gootta talk to Bubblegum for a bit." Darren said stumbling his way towards Bubblegum, he leaned on her shoulder as she looked disgusted just by being near him. He got closer and whispered to her ear. "Bubblegum wanna know a secret." Darren asked her snickering a little.

"What?" She asked not caring and with anger he brought her closer.

"I want to kill you." He whispered her expression changed from hate to fright, he gripped her shoulders so she couldn't move. "Each passing day I... just wanna kill you, I know you made a deal with Insanity, the bastard who fucked my life over twice, since I made a goddamn contract with him, and placed me within this fake body. But, don't worry, don't worry, I'm not going to kill you, you wanna know why?" He asked her and before she could respond. "It's because you're my one way ticket back home, that's the only reason I haven't decapitated and chew on your head. Because you're my only way to go back to my family, and if this scares you, this will more." He told her placing his arm around her as he searched his pockets blindly till he brought out his iPod and showed her pictures that made her heart speed up, and her stomach sink in. They were pictures of her sleeping and Darren with a knife around her neck. "So I wouldn't even worry about updating your security Bonnie, because your...security sucks, so this will be our little secret, and if I'm not back home, in ….1 year, I'm going to find out what you're brain taste like and if it tastes any different then your heart." Darren told her as he laughed and stumbled away,murmuring the song lyrics 'Secrets- The Pierces' leaving a terrified Bubblegum standing there, her color lost to her face. Marceline coming over to sit her down , she heard everything with her hearing.

She looked to see Finn walk away as Darren walked around blindly. Marceline sat the scared Bubblegum on the couch she flew towards Darren grabbing him by the collar to have him grab her hands and spin her around walking around the room. "Tell me Marceline, one simple thing." Darren whispered gigging while saying it.

"What you ass." Marceline said struggling to get her hands away.

"Are you working with Insanity." Darren whispered in a serious tone, Marceline stopped fighting and let Darren continue. "My, my Marceline, how low to become someone's bitch, what did he offer you, but I still haven't heard an answer from you, because if I find out you...wait what? Why the hell are we dancing?" Darren asked losing his grasp on Marceline and leaving her alone as he walked away and landing on the floor. Marceline felling like she would be having a heart attack.

"I BROUGHT DRINKS." Finn yelled coming in with pink lemonade, Darren cheered then placed his face back to the ground. Finn stumbled a little trying to get the glassware to the table and placing it gently on the table as he began to serve drinks. "Marcy, Princess, drinks." Finn told them with a smile on his face.

"Thanks Finn, but-"

"Marceline,Bonnie, you're gonna make him cry if you don't." Darren told dragging himself up a chair, the girls looked to see with wide eyes and a trembling lower lip. They hesitated for a bit but decided to take the drinks anyways.

"Thanks guys, and guess what's it for." Finn asked them.

"What's it for Finn?" Bubblegum asked.

"It was a crazy idea, but I asked Darren to be my adopted brother." Finn slurred almost dropping his drink. The girls gripped their glasses harder thinking of what was just said.

"Cheers." Darren spoke drinking the liquid, so did Finn and the rest.

"Congratulations and thanks for the drinks Finn." Bubblegum spoke straining to keep her smile and not yell of the consequences that would out fold later.

"Thanks, me and Darren made the drinks." Finn told them making the girls swallow by accident, they wanted to swallow for dramatic effect, but swallowed the drinks by accident.

"Yeah, I mixed it with the stuff that got us, DRUNK." Darren yelled laughing a little. Marceline shattered the glass in her hand. "Don't worry here's the antidote." Darren said looking around to see Finn with two small bottles, Finn handed them to the girls, they instantly opened the caped bottles and chugged the drinks quickly. Once they have finished Finn and Darren broke out in laughter and roll on the ground clutching their sides while they tried to breathe. "Fuinn yoouou owee me, I tol-d you they would drink it." Darren tried to say breathing for air.

"Finn what were the things you gave us." Bubblegum asked worriedly.

"Thyu stydf thue git uc." Finn tried to say but having trouble to spit it out. Bubblegum walked towards him and slapped his face. "It was the mixture that turned us to this." Finn spoke giggling a little. Both the girls' faces turned pale.

"And the effects should start in 3..2..1." Darren counted down.

Marceline slowly opened her eyelids she was outside under a tree, protected from the sunlight. She got up feeling her head pound against her skull, and to find herself, naked? She turned invisible about to go somewhere to find herself surrounded by sunlight, the tree giving her little cover but she couldn't go anywhere for now. She looked around to see nothing to help her, there was nothing but land for miles, she was thankful for the tree or else she would have died by know. She turned around to see a note attached to the tree.

Dear Marceline,

This is Darren, be thankful I left you underneath this tree and not where the sun would have killed you. Also if you really want a way to get rid of Insanity, there are some books-

"Wait what?" Marceline yelled reading more.

-You told me that Insanity has made a deal with you, and told me you want him gone, well there are some books that could help you with that, and to get rid of him. You're so lucky I was drunk, oh wait I still am, eh fuck it. But as to the books still being okay, I got no idea it's been a thousand years so I don't know about that. So yeah, also if you're questioning why you're naked, NOTHING HEEPPENED. You wanted to go skinny dipping, so yeah, there's something called self control. So yeah, nothing happened Marcy. Also if I remember anything from this night and that you made a deal with Insanity. I'm going to tear the flesh from your arms till I see bone, grab titanium chains tie the chains around the bones, let your meat fully re-heal, tie you to a cross. Then simply relax when I cut some flesh off you, place it in front of the sun and have some nice bacon and continued doing it till I get sick of eating your bacon flesh. Still either way, nothing happened, books, torture, torture.

Love,

Darren the Madman...HAHAHAHAHAH oh god HAHAHAHAHA.

Marceline looked at the paper for a bit, feeling a little scared, glad, and weirdly peace, scared for how easily he could have had her dead. Glad because there was something to help her against Insanity, and for peace, Darren may not fully kill her cause he knew of Bubblegum and she was still all right, as far as she knew.

Marceline looked up to see her axe base above her head, she decided to do something, and began to cut some branches off the tree and wrap it around and made a makeshift umbrella, she turned to a small bat and started to fly home.

Bubblegum was getting up from her bed, her head pounding, she right now wished she didn't have a protective mind, cause she remembered everything, well mostly everything. After Darren finished counting. Marceline pounced onto Darren, and somehow started to a wrestling match with everyone, then things happened. She somehow got involved with Finn. She actually kissed him, they made out for a long time, him letting his tongue roam her insides, whispering to her ear, how sweet she tasted. He picked up bridal style and carried her home, she was gonna call for Marceline to come along to find her gone.

She remembered enjoying her time, both her and Finn sneaking their way through the Kingdom and getting her to her bed. Next she...she did things with him. The best thing about it, no tier-fifteen stuff. Finn removed her panties, she let his hands roam up her thighs, him giving her ass a nice squeeze while she giggled at his actions. She felt his warm breathing at her entrance, then he licked her clit, his tongue started to lick her entrance she couldn't help but arch her back, he grouped her breasts through the clothing. His hands went underneath her clothing feeling her bare flesh, Finn began to kiss her neck as he fingered her with two of his fingers, her moans becoming louder, Bubblegum grabbed a fist full of Finn's hair till she climaxed. She forced Finn to lick her juices that were spilling out, till he licked it all clean. That's all she remembered but she did know that's all they did, she was going to get Darren for this, after she cured this hangover.

Darren was waking up, he looked around to feel the room spinning. He was in the living room of the tree house, he attempted to get up to fail and lay on the ground. Darren leaned against a wall getting a nearby sword to use as a cane. Darren heard the door swing open. "Darren." Finn's voice was heard.

"Finn, thank goodn-" Darren stopped when he saw Finn wearing Flame Princess's clothing. Darren turned around again so he wasn't facing Finn. "Finn, I'm going to ask you some questions cause my head is pounding and I need to know some things.1, did you really make me your brother" Darren asked

"Yes." Finn said after giving it some thought.

"Are you really wearing Flame Princess's dress right now." Darren asked.

"Yes." Finn said ashamed and blushing.

"Are you wearing her underwear?" Darren asked.

"Yes." Finn mumbled a response.

"Okay, now, did you wake up in her bed." Darren asked.

"Darren how could you-"

"Nah nah nah nah nah, just answer the question." Darren yelled mumbling words at first to shut Finn up.

"Yes." Finn answered .

"Were you naked when you woke up." Darren asked while pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Yes, but I-"

"Suacbsdcbsc, know all I want to know if she was next to you when you woke up and no one else." Darren asked.

"Yes." Finn said hesitantly.

"Okay good, because you coming dressed like that I presumed you were someone's bitch. Okay as a friend, congratulations. As a 'brother', get your ass upstairs change clothing, and never speak of this again." Darren said while clumsily walking towards upstairs to take the coldest shower ever.

Finn climbed up the stairs remembering what happened.

Finn was getting up, feeling his, everything hurt, groaning when he got to his side. "Hello my King." Finn heard his eyes flying wide open he turned to see Flame Princess right next to him. As he let out a girlish scream. FP covered his mouth. "Shh, no one knows, you're here." She told..

"Wh-wh-what am I-I doing her?" Finn asked stuttering in his sentence.

"Don't you remember?" FP asked, Finn shook his head, FP let out a sigh telling what happened.

FP's POV

I was walking through my castle hearing my footsteps echo with every step, walking towards my room. I opened the door and closed it behind me, I gasped when I turned and saw Finn within my room, and having Flame Shield on. "Finn what are you-" I was stopped mid-sentence by Finn's lips connecting with mine, he placed his hands on my waist, his hands roaming up my back, beginning to undo the back of my dress. I was about to tell him to stop to actually let his tongue inside my mouth, I felt like I was melting, his tongue played with mine. I let him continue his actions, feeling my dress fall to the ground. He picked me up bridal style and led me to the bed, he layed me done. I watched as he took off his shirt letting me see his abs.

He leaned down and kissed my neck, I felt my flames grow and spread. I clutched the back of his head I then felt something poking me I looked down to see Finn's erection as he began to take off my panties. He used his fingers to play with my clit, slowly rubbing the entrance I moaned to his touch. And for him sucking on my nipples. "I'll be gentle." Finn spoke I expected him to enter my vagina but I felt him enter my anus. I groaned clawing into his back with every movement that he made inside me. It hurt a little, then it slowly turned to ecstasy feeling him enter me deeper. I began to move my hips to the feeling I felt his breath on my neck, I started to leave hickeys on his neck. He pulled my face towards his and gave me a passionate kiss. It was deep and passionate. Our speeds increased I felt something coming, and I felt his manhood began to throb inside me. I then felt his load shoot itself inside my ass, filing it up with his cum. I then felt my orgasm hit me, my body froze, I melted into the feeling. Having Finn rest next to me. "How'd you enjoy it." Finn asked me while he wrapped his arms around my waist bringing me closer to him.

"I loved it." I told him.

"Then wait till people know we're going out, and we'll use the front next time." Finn told me I felt my face heat up a little, I think if Finn would see I would be blushing. I smiled thinking of that and fell asleep next to him.

No One's POV

FP told Finn what has happened last night, leaving Finn with his mouth hanging wide open. "Well time for me to get to my duties, and for you to go. Unfortunately last night the flame shield wore off for a moment and burned your clothing, so you will have to use these." FP told him holding up her clothing,

"What? I can't go wearing that." Finn yelled causing FP to shut his mouth.

"Either this or nothing." FP told Finn, he looked to see he had no clothing on so he couldn't complain nor be picky on clothing. Finn dressed himself. "All right, and we're still up for tomorrow's date right." FP asked playing with her fingers.

"Yes." Finn told her kissing her forehead where her gem was held. And began to walk and sneak his way back home.

PRESENT

Finn walked down stairs in his clothing, he placed FP's clothing in tin foil to give to her later. He found Darren head down on the table groaning. Jake coming next to him with something to drink. "Hey Finn what's up with Darren." Jake asked, Darren groaned.

"Nothing." Finn told sitting on the other side of the table taking the cup that was on the table and drinking it.

"Still this will probably bring us back on track." Jake said drinking from his cup and so did the rest. "Also where did you guys get all that soda?" Jake asked them Finn and Darren looked at him questionably.

"What soda?" Finn and Darren asked him.

"The soda that filled the fridge." Jake said stretching his hand to the kitchen and bringing back the soda contained that got them drunk last night. Finn and Darren's eyes widened they looked down on their drinks and found it was the same liquid. 3...2..1.

Insanity: And Darren thought he was the only one that can write smut, well later people.