Finn, Jake, and Darren were all sitting on the couch, not much could be done since they, uh, well they truly have no idea what happened. Finn couldn't leave the tree house for 3 more days for some reason, order from the Candy Kingdom. Jake had a slap on his face that didn't seem to go away, and a lot of phone numbers from different girls. And Darren well he had a restraining order from the Water Prince. They threw away all the 'soda' and Darren was slowly losing it, 3 months, three fucking months he has been there, and no success has been done to send him home. He talked to Bubblegum and she said its because she 'left/forgotten' some information out, and it was in the Lemon Kingdom. Apparently there were restrictions against anybody to go in and do something about it.
Darren got off the couch and walked towards the door. "Darren where you going." Finn said getting up along with Jake. They have been watching Darren closely since he has trying to do crazy things. Yesterday he attempted to open the portal to the Nightosphere to sell his soul to Hudson, why, he didn't know.
"Just going for a walk." Darren told.
"Nuh-uh, you're staying here before you attempt so-"
"Finn had Tier-fifteen with Flame princess." Darren told stopping Jake. Jake's mouth widened and stared wide eyed at Finn, who had a blank expression on his face. "I'll leave you two to talk."
"Wait Darren." Finn said going for the door to have Jake lift him up and shake him violently in the air.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TIER-FITEEN." Jake yelled.
Marceline was in her house, she was sitting next to Simon, and next to him was Betty. It would have been a great day except for Insanity was just floating over them, reaching and getting some popcorn from time to time. Simon exhaled a breath finally getting the courage to speak. "Why are you here."
"Boredom, Simon, boredom." Insanity told.
"Then why don't you go with your family." Simon told, Marceline looked up and Insanity's body was trembling eyes just starring into space. Marceline moved Simon a little for him to stop. "Cause right now we don't need you here, and we would like it if you-"
"Shut up old man." Insanity whispered.
"No I got-"
"I SAID SHUT UP." Insanity roared the room getting colder for some reason. "Now listen old man, if you think the hell in that crown is bad, I can make it worse for you. How about I make you loose your sanity for some time, you waking up in a pool of blood and find out you have slaughter the living hell out of mere children. Make you loose control every once in a while, kill people and rape their corpses for the living thrill of it, having your mind literally fucked 24/7, to the point you're willing to commit suicide and live in hell." Insanity told, Simon slightly shaking considering he could take his sanity any moment in time. "Good, now shut up and enjoy the crappy T.V." Insanity told taking another popcorn and eating it.
Marceline's phone rang she took it. "Yes." She whispered.
"Marceline are you watching T.V?" Finn yelled through the phone.
"Yeah." Marceline said hesitantly.
"Put it to, uh, channel 2." Finn told, she got up and changed the channel.
"Miss Bubblegum what do you think he wanted? Was this an attack against the Candy Kingdom, or just the Lemon Kingdom? Is the small lemon child really in charge now? Was that person an Ally or Foe? Will there-"
"GLOB get out of my way." Bubblegum's voice was heard as it showed her fuming with rage and pushing reporters out of her way that were asking a barrage of questions.
"Well, Princess Bubblegum has no statement but if anybody finds the whereabouts of this figure call this number to help on the search, here is the image of the suspect." A lollipop reporter told as an image of a black figure was shown.
"Marceline you watching?" Finn asked through the phone.
"Yeah, what happened?" Marceline asked.
"Lemon Kingdom was attacked by that guy, some say hero some saw villain for what he did."
"What did-" Marceline stopped when there was yelling and the line was cut off. She turned to see Insanity just starring at the T.V. "Insanity?" She asked.
"Huh? Oh, right, Simon, you get remain sane for...3 days, I'll be back, I don't know." He said leaving the house, everyone just sat there not knowing what has just happened then looked towards the T.V to see the black figure still on the T.V.
Darren was walking towards a person who could help in his situation, but once he got there. "Come on, just sell me a weapon." Darren told Choose Goose.
"No weapon for the psycho. Orders from the candy ruler." Choose Goose said pointing towards a poster of Darren so he couldn't buy weapons or any elixirs. Darren groaned in response.
"Fine, can you sell me, a cloak, or something. I'll get a weapon from Finn later." Darren asked/whispered, Choose Goose pondered for a bit then searched underneath his stand and pulled out a rug, he layed it down on the floor and it showed a variety of cloaks, hoods, and clothing.
"Choose your disguise." Choose goose told. Darren looked through the clothing, but something caught his eye, it seemed like a mask but with no eye holes, mouth or even a nose, just one side white and the other black.
"Hey what's this?" Darren asked.
"Oh, that's a cursed item, not for sale, only can be taken by answering this riddle. 'I am good, and I am bad, we cannot survive nor exist with out the other, the point of view of what we are, are the views of the many.' Choose Goose told.
"Yin yang." Darren told looking at the thing.
"What." Choose Goose asked.
"The answer." Darren told, Choose Goose looked through his stand and got out a book.
"How'd you know?" Choose Goose asked. Darren shrugged. "Well fair is fair, here's the instructions for it." Choose Goose said handing him the book. "Also I gotta tell Princess Bubb-"
"Wait do you have something that makes people loose their memory that has just happened." Darren asked.
"Oh yes, this powder will-hey." Choose Goose yelled when Darren swiped it from his hands, hitting Choose Goose with the powder and ran for it.
Darren was in the forest, reading the book, apparently the 'mask' was touched by the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving, accidentally giving this thing powers, then got stolen from him by a wizard. He skipped the rest and looked for the instructions. And the way it worked was the words yin, and yang. Darren looked towards the thing placed it on, and all he saw was black. "Yang?" Darren spoke thinking this was stupid, then he could see, he looked at his hands and they were more like claws, his entire body was black. He looked around and found a nearby pond. He looked at himself and he looked different, his face was entirely black, his eyes were once again red with cat like pupils, his hair was backwards and black, his clothing changed to one of a straight jacket look, but black, his pants also black, he lost his shoes and his feet were different with three toes in the front and one toe in the back all with razor sharp nails, he also gained a thin tail the tip looking like a spear. Darren felt different he swiped at a nearby tree to have his claws scratch right though it.
"Yin." Darren spoke and he changed again. He saw himself and his face was now completely chalk white, his eyes were completely black, his hair reached his back and was blond, his clothing was now a white trench coat that went to his knees, a white belt, and black pants, he had shoes back on, but the thing he noticed was he had wings that could cover his entire body. But in this form he felt weaker, like a man on a fever slowly getting roasted alive within his own body. He tried to pry the mask off, but he couldn't, he continually tried to have the damn thing get off, but all he was doing was pulling on his face. After sometime he decided to call it quits. He looked around and found the book looking for how to use this, nothing and there was a page missing.
"Huh what is this." Choose Goose spoke waking up without remembering what happened, then looking at the paper.
WARNING: Object shall slowly consume users, health, body, mind, heart, and finally soul. Object shall take any chance it has to have full control of the user. Till he/she is dead.
"Eh must be nothing." Choose Goose said going back to his items.
"Hell with it." Darren said beginning to rip the book to pieces so one would know of this throwing the remains to the pond and began to walk. Darren walked for sometime it was dark and he finally made it to the border of the Lemon Kingdom. Bubblegum said that the old Lemongrab went insane and blew up, she remade him with Lemongrab two to even him out, to only have that one go insane as well. Darren spoke yin, to turn to the white form and fly a little, he was struggling for he had no idea how to fly. He struggled to fly up the castle walls. Then his wings stopped working. "Yang." Darren said using his claws and feet to remain on the wall, he scaled the wall and once to the top breathed heavily for not falling to his death and for getting up there. Darren got up and began to go straight towards the castle. Flying didn't help him so he went through the air ducts. He kept looking room to room, looking to see anything that could help him, he just found captured lemon people, or dead ones just sitting/laying in the floor.
"Oh, yes, bring him towards us." A loud voice was heard it sounded slow, and disfigured.
"No, no." Another voice was heard pleading. Darren followed the sounds to a room, he saw two weak and hungry lemon people holding another lemon person, and then a Frankenstein version of Lemongrab, except fatter, and wearing a collage of black and white. What the fuck did Bubblegum do to him. "Please let me go." The child spoke, Darren exhaled just waiting till Lemongrab ate him, or something. Then a splitting headache came to him. Darren fell down the air duck his hands landing on top of the lemon people's heads, his razor sharp claws going through their heads like tissue paper.
"What? WHAT IS THIIIISSS." Lemongrab yelled.
"Oh shit, okay I didn't mean to, shit they're still stuck to my fucking hands." Darren spoke trying to shake the people off his hands. Lemongrab grabbed his sound sword about to use it on Darren to hit the dead lemon person instead sending fragments of it flying across the room. Darren threw the other dead lemon person to Lemongrab causing him to stumble backwards and fall inside the torture chamber he used. Darren quickly shut the door, then looked towards the control panel.
"You can't do this to USSSS." Lemongrab yelled, Darren questioning him since it was only him. "We demand you, wh-wh-what are you doing." Lemongrab asked.
"Fry." Darren told turning on the switch, Lemongrab yelled in pain feeling the electricity flow through his body. Then the sound of sirens were heard. Darren turned off the machine and walked towards the window. Dozens of candy police force were waiting right outside the border.
"Lemongrab, I demand you give up Lemonhope, or we'll be forced to use drastic force against you." Bubblegum's voice was heard.
"Bubblegum." The child spoke, Darren saw that it was Lemonhope only a little older since he saw him in Adventure Time.
"Great." Darren said grabbing Lemonhope. "You're my ticket out of here kid." Darren told, while Lemonhope just shook a little.
"NOOO, he's ours, we deserve to eat him." Lemongrab yelled smashing his hands on the glass.
'Great, think, I got I pissed of...Lemongrab, pissed of Bubblegum, I'm in a fucking cartoon apparently, yet I'm in the dark ages where...I hope this works.' "Hey Lemongrab, wanna work together for a bit." Darren told while holding Lemonhope up as an offer. Lemongrab thought about the idea.
Lemongrab was writing the papers Darren has instructed for him to write. And stamped them to make them official. "Okay we did them, now what." Lemongrab said sliding the papers through the door.
"Yeah, you shouldn't have done this." Darren said walking to the control panel. "Let's see Bubblegum rebuild you after this, oops. Oh shit" Darren said cranking the switch to full, then accidentally breaking off the switch. Lemongrab screamed in pain feeling over a thousand watts of electricity slowly roast him alive. Darren got Lemonhope as he struggled to break free. Darren got to the ledge of the window. "Yin." Darren spoke, Lemonhope saw as Darren turned to the white being. And jumped off, Darren using the wings as a parachute then turn back to the black being when they touched the ground. Walking towards the castle's gates watching them open, Darren placed Lemonhope down but kept him nearby and walked slowly towards the cops.
"Stop." Darren heard Bubblegum's voice. "Identify yourself." She instructed.
"Yang." Darren told just to be a dick it was a good thing he didn't even sound like himself.
"Princess, he killed Lemongrab." Lemonhope told nonchalantly.
"Yang, what did you do to Lemongrab." Bubblegum yelled and just on cue the castle's top blew up.
"That." Darren chuckled, suddenly the forces readied their weapons. Darren grabbed Lemonhope and held his claw to his neck. "Nobody move or a slit his throat." Darren warned, Lemonhope shaking a little.
"What do you want." Bubblegum asked. Darren smiled a little.
"I want you to choose Bubblegum." Darren said getting the papers Lemongrab signed. "Within these papers, Lemongrab has signed over his Kingdom to the next heir." Darren yelled a collection of gasps were heard. "One contains soul proof that Lemonhope shall be the next heir." Darren yelled. "And the other says that EVERY lemon person and lemon property shall become Hudson Abadeer's property till the end of time itself." Darren yelled another collection of gasps were heard. "Now Bubblegum, here's what happens, if you choose the paper that claims Lemonhope as the heir of this place, I get let go. But the other paper saws that if you arrest me, Lemonhope and the rest of his kind go to the Nightosphere. So what will it be Princess condemn me to jail but condemn these poor people to suffer, or give them the sanctuary they need and just let a crazy person leave." Darren told her, he could see her grinding her teeth, Bubblegum may have been heartless and cruel and would break the laws whenever she could, but not when there were audiences watching. Darren looked towards the cameras that were recording everything and sending it out live. Darren motioned Bubblegum to the cameras, she knew what he was intending.
If she placed him in her dungeon, she shall be viewed as the true criminal. And if she didn't, and let him go, at least people shall be saved. "Fine, yang, I grant you safe passage." Bubblegum told, Darren smiled, he placed one paper inside Lemonhope's shirt, and the other he kept. Darren let go of Lemonhope who instantly ran towards Bubblegum. "Take aim. I may not be able to arrest you, but killing a noble can't go unpunished" Bubblegum yelled.
"WHAT?" Darren yelled he looked to see all the Banana guards equipped with guns. 'The one time you think of updating your security and its on my ass.' Darren thought he lifted his hands up in surrender. Bubblegum noticed something similar about the person as well as the person's speaking and language. "YIN." Darren yelled turning to the white one and flew away into the forest. Leaving everyone stunned at what just happened. Darren tried to maneuver out of the forest, then an aching pain in his body caused him to fall to the ground, he picked himself up and the mask fell off him. He landed where he first placed the mask on, he found a piece of paper. "Instruction to have the object removed, say Yin yang fast. Or simply wait till the mask is overused." Darren frowned at the useless info.
After sometime of walking he got home to an excited Finn, telling him of 'Yang' that he was being claimed as hero, and some say he's a villain. Darren frowned thinking he was viewed as those, all he was looking for was something to get him home, and with the boy now in charge he could go and see whether there was something to help him out later, all he had to do was wait but he could tell he was going to be paying for this in the future.