Meet the Asgardian

Thor and Tricky enter Cape Claw and land at the beach area.

Tricky: I sense Star Fox is close.

Thor: Who?

Tricky: Star Fox. You know...

Thor: I'm not familiar with this Star Fox.

Tricky: You'll get to meet them soon.

Meanwhile with Star Fox sitting with the tribe,...

Chief: (laugh) That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard from you.

Jane: It's true.

Chief: Come on! A portal? In the sky? Who creates crap like that?

Jane: Somebody dangerous, that's who.

Fox: Chief, we had people who create a wormhole for us before.

Chief: Maybe where you are but not here. We have WarpStone platforms.

Fox: I never forget those.

Peppy: (communicating) Fox, come in!

Fox: I'm in, Peppy. What's up?

Peppy: I found Tricky. Someone's got him.

Fox: (standing up) Where is he?

Peppy: His location is on Cape Claw. And this creature who has him appears to look like the creatures who are with you guys?

Jane overhears.

Fox: Any weapons?

Peppy: All I'm noticing in his hand is some kind of hammer.

Jane looks at Fox.

Jane: Darcy!

Fox: Let's go, team! Fox out!

Jane chasing after Fox.

Jane: Fox, wait!

Fox: Not now, Jane. This may be your own people but he seems to be very dangerous.

Jane: He's not dangerous! I swear!

The team starts running for Cape Claw.

Darcy: Oh, s**t! Thor's here!

Jane: Come on! We gotta stop him!

Meanwhile with Thor and Tricky in Cape Claw,...

Thor: Such a nice place.

Tricky: Yeah, except for the bad guys coming after us.

The team enters Cape Claw and start searching and Thor notices the team. Fox notices the man with a hammer.

Fox (aiming) Don't move!

Tricky: Fox, no!

Fox fires and Thor dodges it with his hammer.

Tricky: Thor, wait!

Thor leaps towards Fox and strikes his gun with his hammer and kicks him to the ground.

Tricky: Fox, he's a friend!

Fox: He's a menace!

Fox kicks Thor while he tries to strike him again. Jane and her friends notice Fox fighting Thor.

Jane: We gotta stop him.

Selvig: No, wait. It's too dangerous.

Fox: Slippy. Get them out of here.

Thor sees Slippy dragging Jane away.

Jane: Wait! You don't understand!

Thor: Jane!

Fox whacks his head with the gun and Thor strikes his head with the hammer causing him to fall in the lake.

Tricky: Thor, that's enough!

Thor leaps to the ledge in the center of the lake and Fox jumps out to catch his breath.

Thor: Who sent you here?!

Fox: I did! Who sent you?!

Thor: I did! Come fight me!

Fox: (swimming towards the slope) I will, buster!

Tricky jumps in the lake to break up the fight. Thor jumps in front of him and grabs him by the neck and lifts him up.

Fox: Do it! Squeeze my neck!

Thor throws him to the wall. Thor takes his hammer summoning black clouds and strikes Fox with lightning. Fox is lucky to survive. Thor jumps in front of him again.

Fox: Who the hell are you?

Tricky: (running towards them) Thor! Fox! That's enough!

Thor and Fox look at Tricky all aggravated with both of them and they both look at each other.

Tricky: Are we done?

A few moments later in the Great Fox, Krystal starts wrapping a bandage around Fox's arm.

Fox: (to Thor) So, let me get this straight. You're Jane's friend and you rescued Tricky and you fight me and I find out you're a hero, too. Correct?

Thor: I am a hero. Not a menace.

Fox: Well, forgive me for calling you that, Thor. But how do I know you don't work for Scales?

Thor: I'm a god.

Fox: God sent you here? That's why you brought that lightning to your hammer.

Thor: I come from Asgard.

Jane: He's known as the God of Thunder.

Fox: (standing) Okay, so we have a god sitting in my spaceship. (facing Thor) Why did you come here again?

Thor: I told you. I came for her. Making sure she didn't get hurt.

Thor walks to Jane.

Thor: Are you all right? Did they hurt you?

Jane: No, Thor. I'm fine. They were just looking for their friend.

Thor: I'm glad you're all right.

Peppy: So, Thor. Where is this Planet Asgard?

Jane: It's as far as Earth is.

Thor: I need to get her home.

Jane: Thor, that's the problem. That portal we came through. It only lets us in.

Thor: There has to be a way to get you home.

Peppy: I bet I can locate Earth for you in the Lylat System.

Jane: Actually it's in the Solar System.

Fox: The god of thunder is forcing us to go all the way from the Lylat System to the Solar System?

Thor: What plan do you have, Fox?

Fox: I don't have any plans. I'm just saying. I've never taken order from people like you.

Thor: (getting in Fox's face) My people can cut off your face!

Jane: Thor, enough!

Peppy: Fox, please. Just let the guy be our guest.

Fox: Fine. But I'm the leader so I give the order. (walking out of the cockpit)

Slippy: I better keep him company.

Slippy follows Fox.

Peppy: Look, guys. I can still locate Planet Earth even if it's not on the Lylat System. But I'll have to tell you, it'll take a couple days.

Jane: But wait! We can't leave Darcy and Selvig behind.

Thor: Relax, we won't go home yet. We'll have time to bring them up here.

Meanwhile, Darcy, Selvig and Tricky begin chatting against the giant rock on Cape Claw.

Tricky: So, are you two married?

Darcy: (looking at Selvig) Ew. No. He's too old for me.

Selvig: Watch it, Darcy.

Darcy: I'm serious. (to Tricky) What about you?

Tricky: I'm not in love with anybody yet.

Darcy: I have hots for my intern.

Selvig: Darcy, you're the intern. Interns can't have interns.

Darcy: I did last time.

Selvig: (rolling his eyes) Whatever.

Darcy: I'm serious!

Tricky: You two act like you're actually married.

Darcy: (disgusted) Shut up.

Meanwhile, Fox starts putting his stuff away while Thor comes in.

Thor: You don't really trust me, do you?

Fox sees Thor while taking of his jacket and hanging it on the rack.

Fox: Sorry to say it. But not really. I don't even know who you are or what you are.

Thor: I'm the son of Odin, the king of Asgard.

Fox: (sitting on his bed) So, why is an Asgard citizen standing in my spaceship? I know you came for her... I thought you were gonna kidnap her.

Thor: I would never kidnap anybody.

Fox: That's not what Peppy. Why did have Tricky with you?

Thor: I rescued him and he thanked me.

Fox: (laugh) Well, pal. There's really something about you that I do not. And I really didn't enjoy what you did to me with your hammer. Why don't you give up your hammer?

Thor: You want me to give it to you? That's what you're asking?

Fox: (standing up) Yeah, I'm confiscating it. That'll teach you a lesson to mess with Star Fox.

Thor holds the hammer up by the handle.

Thor: (smiling) So, I surrender.

Thor puts the hammer on the floor.

Thor: Go ahead. It's yours, now.

Fox walks towards the hammer and grabs the handle and tries to lift it up but it fails to budge.

Fox: (grunts while lifting)

Thor: Is there a problem?

Fox lets go.

Fox: Argh! What the hell! You superglued it, didn't you?

Thor: Uh, not really.

Fox: How come I can't lift it up?

Thor: Let me try.

Fox: (holding his hand up) Hold it, pal! Don't even come near it!

Thor: It's my hammer.

Fox: (sigh) Fine, you lift it up.

Thor grabs the hammer and lifts it up and shocks Fox.

Fox: Okay, so you can lift it up but I can't. How are you doing that?

Thor: Maybe, you're just being a pansy.

Fox: (snapping) Never call me that again!

Thor puts it back down.

Thor: Try it again, then.

Fox tries lifting it up and he's still unable to lift it up.

Thor: I think you oughta know that only Asgardians can carry these weapons.

Fox: (sarcasm) Well, that's asbolutely surprising.

Thor: Look at me getting told off by a talking fox. (getting in his face) I'd rather be friends with a talking raccoon!

Fox: If you don't like me, then you have five seconds to get off my spaceship and take your girlfriend with you.

Thor: I'm not leaving until we get to Earth! That is final!

Krystal comes in.

Krystal: Is everything okay?

Thor: (walking and flirting) Hello. Hello.

Fox: (pulling him back) Don't even think about it, Thundergod!

Krystal: Fox, be nice.

Jane comes in.

Thor: Yeah, Fox! Be nice!

Jane: Guys, why can't you just get along?

Fox: He sucks!

Thor: He's a rodent!

Fox looking at him in anger mode.

Fox: Say that again?

Krystal: Guys! Please! You're acting like brothers!

Fox: I'm gonna go cook something.

Fox walks off and Krystal follows him.

Krystal: Why can't you just trust him?

Fox: Krystal, you saw what he did to me. He's some kind of freak. He beat me... and shocked me... with a hammer! Who would create an electric hammer?

Krystal: Honey, he's just never been here before. Just give him a chance. You gave Jane and the other a chance.

Fox starts thinking of what she's talking about.

Fox: I get the feeling you're right. But I just can't trust him.

Krystal: (putting her hand on his shoulder) You just have to.

Back with Jane and Thor,...

Jane: I promise. Fox is a hero like you are.

Thor: Please don't compare me to Fox.

Jane: (staring into his eyes) You just really miss your mother and your brother.

Thor: I just wish Loki was alive.

Jane: Thor, there was nothing you could've done. You saved Earth from Malekith. This is what Loki and you mother would want.

Thor: Loki would do the same as Malekith.

Meanwhile, General Pepper contacts the Great Fox.

Pepper: General Pepper here!

Peppy notices.

Peppy: General. What can we do for you?

Pepper: Where's Fox?

Peppy: I'll get him.

Peppy gets the intercom.

Peppy: Fox, come to the cockpit, please.

Fox and his team approach the cockpit.

Fox: General Pepper. What's up?

Pepper: Do you mind telling why you're in Sauria? I'm just curious.

Fox: Well, Tricky was just missing and we just rescued him and now we have a couple creatures to send home.

Pepper: Really? Well, I sent Lieutenant Cracker to check on you guys. He's on his way.

Fox: I'm sure we'll give him the answer he needs.

Pepper: Well, I'm glad. Be sure you get those creatures to their home.

Fox: Will do.

Pepper: Pepper out.