Lieutenant Cracker

Meanwhile, a German-Sheppard dog soldier named Lieutenant Cracker arrives toward Planet Sauria and notices the Great Fox.

Cracker: (on communicator) Come in, Star Fox.

Peppy hears the call and accepts.

Peppy: This is Peppy.

Cracker: Peppy, this is Lt. Cracker. Is your team on that ship?

Peppy: Yes, they're up here.

Cracker: We're on our way inside.

Peppy: The door's open.

Fox comes in.

Peppy: Fox, Lt. Cracker's here.

Fox: Well, I can't let him see that strange animal with the hammer. He'll think he's dangerous. Plus, if he sees these injuries all over me, he'll think something's up.

Peppy: Just lie to him. Say Scales attacked you.

Fox: Pff. What am I supposed to say? General Scales is back from the dead and yes he attacked me with lightning powers?

Cracker comes in listening to the conversation.

Fox: He's not gonna believe that.

Peppy: Well, tell him that. He is right behind you.

Fox sees Lt. Cracker.

Cracker: Am I interrupting?

Fox: No, please. Join us.

Cracker takes a seat in Fox's chair.

Fox: Actually...

Peppy: Fox, it's fine. You can sit here. (pointing to the chair next to him)

Fox: (sitting down) So, I heard General Pepper sent you here.

Cracker: Yes. And it came to my understanding that you have a couple creatures to send home. Is that true?

Fox: (pretending to be confused) Uh, creatures?

Cracker: He said you told him about a couple of creatures that you're trying to send home.

Fox: He told you that?

Cracker: Come on, Fox. Stop playing games here.

Fox: (laughing) I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Cracker: (a little annoyed) Fox! I can't help you if you're gonna keep secrets from me. I know a grin when I see it. (noticing) Why are you covered in bruises?

Fox: Oh, I tripped over a rock and fell.

Cracker: You fell?

Fox: (laughing) Yeah. Talk about painful.

Cracker: (aggravated) How bad? Because I'm noticing more bruises than how many a fall would cause. And you're covered in bandages. What is going on?

Thor walks in and Cracker sees him.

Thor: Who are you?

Cracker: I'm a soldier. Who are you?

Thor: I'm a god.

Cracker: (disbelief laugh)

Fox: I met him on Dinosaur Planet. He hit me with his hammer and shot me with it.

Cracker: You expect me to believe that crap?

Fox: It's the truth, Lieutenant. Look, this isn't important right now. We're just trying to get him home and save Dinosaur Planet afterwards but we're having trouble finding his planet.

Cracker: What's the planet?

Thor: Asgard.

Fox: Thank you, Thor. But I'm trying to be conversational.

Thor: Fox, remember. We shook hands on working together.

Fox: Oh, I forgot.

Cracker: Okay, I just talked to General Pepper on the way and he wants to hear exactly what you're telling me.

Fox: Okay, but make sure that the conversation goes faster because we're actually in a hurry.

Cracker: I'll make it as fast as I can.

Fox: Thank you.

Cracker: And this must be creature.

Thor: Creature? Me?

Cracker: Fox said you were a creature

Thor: (disgusted) I'm no creature! Creatures are animals! Not gods!

Fox: Okay, fine. He's a god. Not a creature.

Cracker: Yes. I believe Mr. Thor just made that clear.

Thor: Thank you! Finally, someone agrees with me on this ship!

Fox: It's not your ship! It's mine! Sit down!

Thor: (pointing) Never command an Asgardian!

Cracker: People, enough!