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After Kurt filled Mercedes in on Harry's brilliant act of princeliness and his admission to being gay, well bi, afterwards, she squealed. "Wow, white boy, he sounds great. Why are all of the good ones gay, honestly you and the new British Crumpet are both into other guys."
"Well, he called himself bi," Kurt muttered "but that's just what guys call themselves when they aren't quite ready to admit to being gay."
"I don't know, he seemed pretty sure of himself when I saw him." Tina said "He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would lie to himself like that." Kurt frowned. Harry had to be gay, they were perfect for each other.
"Alright everyone," Rachel called "show time, let's move." They all finished getting changed and headed for the courtyard.
When they got there Kurt saw Harry sitting with the soccer guys, next to the team captain. They were all gesturing wildly and laughing. Hazel was standing talking to a girl he recognized as a Cheerio and a fairly smart student, they were giggling, and being stared at by a nearby table of guys. He quickly moved into position while the others set up the boom boxes. Then they started singing…. And no one seemed to care. He saw Harry and Hazel look over, thus encouraging the people they were with to at least glance over before returning to their conversations. At the end of the song Hazel skipped over and hugged him.
"That was great, you guys sounded totally awesome." She beamed at the other club members.
"Yeah, that was cool." Harry dropped an arm around Hazel's shoulder and smiled at the club. Kurt refused to notice the way Puck was eyeing the twins, but he just had to say something.
"You two new around here?" Puck grinned at them, leaning on a nearby railing.
"Yup, Harry Potter, and this is my twin Hazel." Harry stuck out a hand to Puck, who shook it then kissed the back of Hazel's outstretched hand. Kurt was very close to pulling them away from Puck, and rushing back into the building. The way Puck was eyeing them was disturbing, and the fact that his eyes were straying to Harry at all was annoying.
"Noah Puckerman, but you two can call me Puck." Puck grinned at them.
Quinn moved forward and held out her hand to Harry "Quinn Fabray, I heard about your soccer tryout earlier. Are you joining the soccer team?" Harry kissed the back of her hand just like Puck had done for Hazel and smiled.
"Yeah, definitely the guys are already plotting on how to get the coach to let me start without being here for tryouts. We don't think it'll be an issue. Although in England we call it football, you know American football doesn't even involve your feet, it's very confusing."
Mercedes hooked arms with Kurt and whispered. "You sure bi isn't a thing, cause they seem to be hitting it off, and she certainly isn't a boy." Kurt felt his hope of Harry and him being together crumble just a little, but then he noticed Puck's failed flirting with Hazel and was suddenly tempted to laugh. Hazel and Santana had started up a conversation and were both completely ignoring the self-proclaimed stud of McKinley. Brittany had joined Harry and Quinn's conversation. Rachel was walking towards the girls looking as if she was on a war path.
"Hi, I'm Rachel Berry, the female lead of this glee club. Can I assume that you and your brother want to join?" she paused to smile "Auditions are after school in the glee club room, I'm sure Kurt can show you. We always need more members to sing back up for me." Hazel glanced at her, whispered something that made Santana laugh and smirk then "Sorry, I'm sitting in on a Cheerio practice today."
"Well we could let you audition tomorrow. You are a friend of a current member after all." Rachel steamrolled on.
"No, gymnastic practice." Hazel turned back to Santana and they walked away discussing something that had Santana looking eerily similar to those paintings of beautiful demons. Kurt looked over to see Harry following them with Quinn on one arm and Brit on the other. The girls were laughing at something he'd said. Rachel rushed after Harry, probably to try and convince him to join. Mercedes dragged him away to their next class, and after that dropped him off at his last class.
Unfortunately, Puck and some of the other idiotic meatheads were in his class. He spent the whole lesson listening to them discuss how hot Hazel was, and weirdly enough they seemed to agree that Harry was a hot piece of ass too. Puck had mentioned it and the others had started talking about how there weren't any female twins in the school. The conversation had gone to having a foursome with either Santana, or Brittany, the twins and whichever guy was talking at any given point.
Kurt was close to puking when they started speculating about whether or not the twins would like the same things, or if they would be okay with being together while someone watched. Kurt fled the classroom as soon as the bell rang to go find Hazel and Harry.
He came across the two of them whispering with Santana and Brittany in the hall near the glee room. He paused because Santana had that look on her face as if she had just won the lottery and was about to break someone's spirit in one evil look. They were headed to the field that Kurt knew Cheerio practice was about to start on, soccer would be doing drills in the lower field. Kurt hurried over and slipped his arm through Hazel's.
"You'll never guess what disgusting thing I was forced to listen to all last period."
Hazel stared at him for a second "Hmmm, I'm going to guess that due to me and Harry being twins we have become a sexual symbol for the less developed males in your class."
Kurt gaped at her "How?"
"Get with the program, ladyface, I've known about that since last period. I filled them in already." Santana smirked.
Hazel giggled, "Thanks for telling me anyway, Kurt, but it's happened before. Harry even had a fanclub back home who fantasized about these kinds of things on a regular basis."
Harry glared at her "I was under the impression we had agreed to never talk about that."
"We did, but I never agreed to not tell Kurt about it." She stuck her tongue out. Kurt noticed that they were already at the field, so he pulled Hazel to a good spot on the bleachers behind where Sue normally stood. The Cheerio's collected on the turf in front of Sue's spot, Sue showed up a minute early and called for them to start. Five minutes in she was making a girl cry because she couldn't do the flips that Sue wanted. Hazel got up and hopped over the railing of the bleacher, walked right up to Sue, and "How exactly do you expect her to get it right if you don't even tell her what she did wrong?"
"Oh, and I suppose you think you could do better, Potter." Sue glared at Hazel. Who quirked an eyebrow and smirked saying "Of course I can." Hazel pulled the girl up, talked to her for a few moments, demonstrated the move twice, once as the girl had been doing it, and once correctly. Then she gestured for the girl to try it, the Cheerio did it almost perfectly. Sue was eyeing the dark haired girl with something akin to either respect or interest, Kurt wasn't sure he'd ever seen respect in Sue's eyes before.
"You're on the team, as assistant captain." Sue barked
"Agreed, but I'm working with the girls directly when you give them a new routine so this doesn't happen again." Hazel nodded.
Kurt gaped, then glanced over at where the soccer guys had been joined by some of the football guys in playing a pickup game of soccer. Harry was blowing past everyone easily, but some of the football guys were trying really hard to tackle him.
Okay mild rant time, I got a review saying that I update slowly. Well duh, I have a life between school, work, dance, being a club treasurer, being a member of other clubs, and having friends I'm amazed I update at all. I'm also really trying to make the chapters longer and to give them more substance. Seriously, I love the reviews I've gotten, but if you aren't even going to try to be helpful or polite when reviewing it annoys me. I'm going to take this wherever the hell I want in my own sweet time taking helpful suggestions into account. For those of you who have reviewed telling me you like what I'm writing, or encouraging me to keep going or giving Helpful suggestions, Love you guys and Thank you so much. Okay mild rant over J