Hello, sorry for not updating in a whole MONTH! And may I congratulate leafdapple3, Streamfur (Guest), and Rowanoak (Guest) on getting the riddle answer right! It was flight.

Now, for something I completely forgot about… the disclaimer! If I did own Warriors, it wouldn't seem nearly as awesome!

Replies to Reviews (I'm only replying to certain ones…):

Indigostartherandomkitty: Yep! :) Thanks again for the idea!

Rowanoak (Guest): Yeah, everyone just loves picking on Blackstar, right? Speaking of which, I just saw him pass by over there… everyone, tackle him!

What has teeth as sharp as nails,

And aren't know for their tiny tails?

Fur that all hangs down,

White black and brown?

Weirdest riddle I ever made…

Hint: The End.

Onto da chapta which is two Ideas for this Fanfic that I put together!

Chapter Five:

School? What's that?

It was just a normal Gathering.

All the cats were sitting there, talking, hissing, scratching, and telling each other to stop hissing and scratching because clouds had covered the moon.

But, since most of the cats went crazy after the battle with the Dark Forest, and the sane ones were the ones who were not fighting, of course the insane cats who were the ones who were fighting and would not listen to sane cats.

"No! We will never stop fighti-" but the cat who was speaking (Jayfeather), was cut off when he saw a large group of sparkling cats coming down from the sky.

"VAMPIRES!" Screamed an insane cat.

"Jayfeather, how did you see them?" Said a sane cat.

"Because my psychic powers!"

"I don't believe you."

"Silence!" All the StarClan cats said at exactly the same time.

After all the cats quieted down, they said what they had come to say.

"Cats of all Clans, since you all seem unable to listen to us and stop fighting-" the cat who was speaking glanced at Jayfeather and Willowshine, who were fighting side by side against Bramblestar in complete silence. "-we have decided that you shall all go to school."

"School? What's that?"

"A place where you go every morning to learn things. At dawn tomorrow, groom yourselves thoroughly, and head straight here."

After that, Yellowfang brainwashed Jayfeather into making every cat at the lake (including the ones who didn't go to the Gathering) remember to go to school tomorrow.

"That is all. Now everyone go back home."

So, all the ThunderClan cats went to the WindClan camp, all the ShadowClan cats went to the Thunderclan camp, all the RiverClan cats went to the ShadowClan camp, and all the WindClan cats swam (that's right, WindClan swam) to the RiverClan camp. Except the sane cats. They went to their own camps.

And just before that, the StarClan cats brainwashed Jayfeather into brainwashing the kits of all the Clans to go to the Island and…. you'll see what StarClan brainwashed Jayfeather into brainwashing the kits into going to the Island for in a moment.

The next day, at sunset, all the cats of the Clans got up and groomed themselves, then headed to the Island. When all the Clans were halfway there (even though they all would've been halfway there at different times), StarClan sent messages into each of their heads that said, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME AT DAWN! GO BACK HOME!

So, all the cats went back home, ate some fresh-kill, forgot to share tongues (except the sane ones), and went back to sleep.

The next day, at dawn this time, they got up, groomed each other, ate, and headed to the Island.

This time when they were halfway there, StarClan sent messages that said, GOOD! YOU CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME THIS TIME!, screaming into their heads.

When they got to the Island, all the insane cats fainted then un-fainted when they saw the enormous building on it.

"WHAT'S THAT?!"

StarClan cats started raining from the sky singing, "IT'S SCHOOOOL! COME THROUGH THE ENTRAAAAAAAAAAANCE!" And opened the door.

All the cats went in, and were guided to their classes as if they were blind. Jayfeather, who suddenly didn't remember how to do anything but talk, and became curious about everything, and was being carried by his StarClan cat because he didn't know how to walk, was continuously asking questions. "Hey, who made this place?"

"The kits."

"What is this place?"

"A school."

"Is there more than one of this place?"

"Yes."

"What is this place for?"

"Learning."

"Do you learn things in anywhere that isn't this place?"

"Yes. Shut up."

All the cats made it to their classes, and were given booklets on what you do in school, and for the next hour, the insane cats read theirs, and the sane ones were taught how to read. The hour after that, the insane cats did their classes and the sane ones read their booklets. The hour after that, everyone did their lessons.

The school-day was over, the cats said good day, opened the classroom doors, and all began to play.

Well, they didn't really begin to play; but, I'll tell you what they did do.

They all went into the halls and started screaming at the top of their lungs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And so on.

The sane cats were only screaming because they were screaming at the insane cats to stop screaming.

All the screaming caused all of the teachers (who were StarClan cats) to poke their heads out of the classrooms and scream even louder, "ALL OF YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AT ONCE!" and all slam the classroom doors shut.

So, they all went to the principal's office, still screaming at the top of their lungs.

When they knocked on the door, a deep, loud voice answered. "Come in."

The cat's all gulped (still screaming), and opened the door.

And there, sitting at the principal's desk, was a Two-leg.

All the cats stopped screaming. Then they fainted. Then they un-fainted. Then they ran out of the office and back to their homes, screaming, "We won't be bad anymore! Good bye!"

And that was the end of day one. Or two. I don't know which.

The next day, they got up at dawn again, groomed again, ate again, and went to school again.

In class, their teachers greeted them by saying, "We're going on a field trip, get in the bus!"

So, they all piled into the bus (which Hollyleaf drove).

Since Hollyleaf didn't know how to drive, she broke several driving laws and cried about it, before they finally got to their destination. But she didn't let them out until she finished boring them with stories of how she had NEVER, EVER broken the Warrior code, which everyone knew wasn't true. But finally, they made it into the building.

"WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!" Screamed an insane cat.

"I don't know," said a sane cat.

"It is a museum, a place where certain things are put on display for the enjoyment of Two-legs. It is much like a Zoo, but unlike in a museum, they only have animals, and unlike in a Zoo, museums don't just have animals, but inanimate objects as well," said Jayfeather, who, despite yesterday not knowing how to do anything but talk, was now the smartest person in the entire school.

"Alright everyone, let's go to the area that has stuff about animals."

So they went to that section.

And the first thing they saw was a monstrous creature. It was all furry and brown, and it's mouth was open in a silent roar. It had large, pointy teeth, which were much bigger than a cat's.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

And all the cats stormed out of the building, and back to the lake, and back to their territories, and back to their camps, and back to their dens, and back to their nests, and into their dreams, the kit's shivering from the sight of the monster the whole time.

Back at the Museum…

Jayfeather walked blindly around the museum.

"Why did everyone leave? It's just a stuffed bear."

I'm not going to hope you liked it, cuz I think you really did! My own, personal Warriors in school thing...

Sorry if it seemed a little troll-fic-y in some places.

Review please! Every review gives you one virtual cookie. And please don't review more than once just for the cookie, it's not nice. AND don't review just saying, "Cookie" or something.

Suggestions please! And thanks to all reviewers!

~leefpool