Chapter 5- Christmas Special: Ciao Ohayo Trials: Turnabout Presents

(WARNING: NO GUARANTEED SPOILERS TO FUTURE PARTS OF STORY, GUARANTEED SPOILERS FOR MY OTHER STORY, 'THE FRIVOLOUS DIARY OF A TUNA-FISHY'! INSPIRED BY ACE ATTORNEY:PHEONIX WRIGHT!)

"Hello! And welcome to... Ciao Ohayo Trials, with Joy and Reborn Saikou!"

A spotlight shown on 2 infants, one boy with a large, yellow pacifier, and one girl, with a large, orange pacifier, sitting on a pedestal with many buttons, and a green gavel in front of them.

"Today's crime, who stole the presents from the skies?" Joy smirked. "Defense, Tsunayoshi Sawada!"

"U-um, what?" A dazed Tsuna came up from the right side of the room, behind the desk. The fangirls in the crowd screamed, and cheered. A sign was visible in the back "I LOVE YOU TSUNA-KUN!". Another had the message, "PICK ME UP, SATURDAY, 3PM!". Joy shot the crowd, and that shut them up.

"Suspect, Slendergirl!" Reborn announced, and a girl with a while, blank face in a black dress rose from the seat besides the pedestal that Reborn and Joy were on.

"Prosecution, Ieyasu Sawada!"

A fierce-looking Ieyasu rose from behind the desk on the left side of the stage, which produced tons of screams, mostly involving the message "IEYASU IS HOT! OMG IT'S GIOTTO-KUN!", which once again, had Joy shoot the crowd, and shut them up.

"Now, Prosecution!" Reborn barked suddenly, making everyone but Joy and Slendergirl jump. "Opening statement!"

"U-um... There's evidence... that points out Slendergirl has been stealing everyone's presents...?" Ieyasu stuttered, his mask fading.

"More confidence next time, Idiotasu. Now call your witness." Joy pressed a button on the pedestal, and water was dumped on Ieyasu out of nowhere.

"Will Slendergirl p-please come and answer for everyone...?" Ieyasu whimpered.

Slendergirl then drifted to the pedestal. "Witness, did you steal the presents issued to Sawada Tsunayoshi, Gesso Byakuran, Vongola Xanxus, and Giglio Nero Yuni?" Reborn placidly asked.

"Tsu-kun, marry me!" she breathed. That caused many outrageous screams from the crowd, which Joy silenced them all.

Joy narrowed her eyes. "Witness, that is not a proper answer. Please answer." She raised the green gavel to make her point clear."

"Maybe." Slendergirl rasped.

"We have decisive evidence that verifies you stole the presents." Reborn stated. When no one responded, he shot Ieyasu with a Dying Will Bullet.

"PRODUCE DECISIVE EVIDENCE WITH MY DYING WILL!" Ieyasu shouted, stripping to his pink Barney boxers while so, causing cheers, laughter, and raucous shouts of marriage from the crowd. He dug around in Tsuna's bag, said person making weak noises of protest, and produced a video camera. "HERE IS MY DECISIVE EVIDENCE, REBOWN-SAMA, JOYOWN-SAMA!" The flame on his forehead died out, and Giotto let out a small "eep!" before attempting to run off the stage.

"Not so fast, Idiotasu." And with a push of a button from Joy, Ieyasu fell into a hole, and rose back up to the stage wearing a Barney costume, producing laughter, and 'comforting shouts' from the crowd that he was still 'hot'.

"Anyway," Reborn cleared his throat and the crowd went silent, "Here is the decisive evidence that Giotto found."

A video was projected onto the wall behind Reborn and Joy, consisting of Slendergirl's face being seen, the black, and another scene the next day, consisting of Slendergirl holding a knife, and carving initials into Tsuna's pajamas, before the camera fizzing out.

"That was very decisive evidence, Giotto." After a nod from Reborn, Joy continued, "Therefore, this court finds Slendergirl-"

"O-OBJECTION!"

Tsuna wilted under the stares of everyone. "I-I mean, how do we know that Slendergirl s-stole the presents!"

"Objection overruled." Reborn stated clearly. The fangirls screamed for the execution of Slendergirl.

"As I was saying, this court finds Slendergirl-"

"GUILTY."
The sound of the gavel hitting wood declared the trial finished.

"Dame-Tsuna." Reborn shook his head. "Losing to a Barney. Looks like we need more training for you."

"Also, Idiotasu," Joy turned to Giotto. "Barney Boxers? Really? Looks like we need more... maturity installed into you. It scares me a bit that a 20-year-old still likes Barney." (Giotto is 20 for this trial)

"NOOOOOOOO!" The screams of Tsuna and Ieyasu harmonized with eachother, as Joy and Reborn said in unison, "Come back next time, for more Ciao Ohayo Trials!"

The curtains then closed.

~Merry Whatever-doesn't-offend-you day~

Haha~ I took a break from writing for a while, and then I felt guilty so I wrote a Xmas chapter ^^'. This was inspired by Rebi-chan ranting to me about 'Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney', and I caught onto it... ^^''''''' Also inspired by my drabble series, 'The Frivolous Diary of a Tuna-Fishy'. Also, Anisthasia pointed out I had spelled Giotto's name wrong, so I thank her for that ^^

A lot of people (Anithasia, Starlight346, and Rozetta kreuz lilith) have been questioning whether I want Reborn and Joy to be that old. Rozetta also pointed out some contradictions she saw.

"...(A) If you're going to make reborn part of the arcobaleno during Primo's time, its not even possible, as Luce is not yet born. Luce is the eighth Giglio Nero boss, right? So! Sepira, Luce's ancestor, the one who gave Giotto his vongola rings, is the first Sky Arcobaleno, and true earthling along with checkerface. Sepira should have  child, or she died, (B)and Bermuda is already the vendice. (C) Also, don't you think its impossible for Reborn and gioia to be Arcobalenos in Primo's time? (D) And secondly,Verde is known as the second coming of Leonardo da Vinci..."

A. Luce was an Arcobaleno, meaning that she had a long life. The curse was that the Sky Arcobaleno would retain her original form, but have a shorter life. Luce didn't retain her form- therefore she had a longer life. THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE, IT MAY NOT BE TRUE.

B. Bermuda is the holder of the night flame and the clear, not stone, clear pacifier, meaning he is part of the Pacifier Inheritance Ceremony, yes. He could have joined after he retrieved the pacifier.

C. I believe it is possible... I've always believed it.

D. Leonardo Da Vinci died in 1519. My story is placed in the late 1600s.

Sorry if you got annoyed by that portion of evidence ^^' I just wanted to say that I believe that having Reborn and Gioia in the late 1600s is possible...

Reviews-

Starlight346- Yup ^^

Rozetta kreuz lilith- Look up ^^ I hope you don't mind I posted your review on the top. Also, it's okay to criticize, as long it isn't that rude, so please don't point out you're not trying to offend me...

Anisthasia- Duly noted and updated. Thanks! ^^