Chapter 4: Mystery Meat.
Shadow: First three Avatar Episodes now the first Danny Phantom episode. Time for a brief recap.
Danny: Okay we travelled to Kyoshi Island where I got reunited with my old friend Sam. I learned that Sam was a DemiGhost and the daughter of Undergrowth. Wow how does that work?
Shadow: Only God knows my friend. Also Sam also joined team Avatar-Phantom.
Dani: And I bet everyone knows what's gonna happen in this chapter.
Shadow: They do but they're gonna continue reading because they want to see how this works with the Avatar Characters. And also thanks to all the people who reviewed thus far.
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Appa was flying over the clouds with the rest of Team Avatar-Phantom on his back.
It had been a weak since they had left Kyoshi and they had spent most of their time bonding with Sam. Katara couldn't help but feel jealous at the way Danny and Sam bonded but she wasn't about to admit that to the rest of the group.
As they flew over the clouds Sam then grabbed her head in pain.
"Guys there are firebenders and a lot of them. They are going to burn down the forest and the village bellow us." She said in pain.
"Guys how about a sneak attack to take care of these guys." Sokka suggested.
"What do you have planed?" Aang asked.
"Turn Appa and everyone on invisible." Sokka said.
Danny and Sam then turned the bison invisible and then Aang lowered to the ground where they saw the firebenders approaching the village and they also saw the villagers with fear in their eyes.
Aang, Danny Phantom and Plant Queen Sam all jumped off Appa and attacked the firebenders. Needless to say they were all shocked to see the Avatar and two Phantom Benders.
They were so shocked that they were quickly overwhelmed. Aang used his master airbending, Danny used what was currently considered master ectobending and Sam used her control of vines to defeat the soldiers.
The Firebenders quickly retreated but after they swore vengeance.
Danny and Sam then flew into the air and turned invisible before they turned back to Fenton and Manson before flying back onto Appa and turning visible. They had decided on the trip that it would probably be best to keep their identity secret in most places. The less Danny's uncle knew about them the better.
The villagers then started cheering and asked them to stay for a few days to make sure the Firebenders wouldn't return. Aang thought it wasn't a good idea by judging what happened at Kyoshi but eventually everyone persuaded him and the team.
They were lead inside where they saw Jack and Maddie Fenton.
"Mom, Dad, what are you two doing here?" Danny asked.
"After you left us on that island we created a vehicle and travelled here to get more supplies. We then decided to stay here to work on some of our new inventions." Maddie said.
"We'll show you one of them which we have been working on once it's finished." Jack said.
Later in the day the leader of the village held a large feast for everybody in the town to honour the Avatar and the two ghosts that had pushed away the firebenders. The feast was an all out meat festival, if there were any vegetables at this feast then no one would know where they are and that made Sam and Aang a little sick to their stomachs.
Sokka and Jack where just happily wolfing down all the meat they could get close to them, that made Aang and Sam feel a little more uneasy.
Eventually after the feast Sam went to the leader of village to make a request.
"Ahh, Miss Manson what can I do for you?" he asked.
"You see I noticed at your feast that you served meat only. I also noticed that some people did not like the meat, including the Aang." Sam said "Would it be possible that you change the menu of the feast to an all fruit and vegetable feast?"
"The problem is that the menu belonged to the greatest cook our village had ever seen. She used to be a personal chef for Avatar Kyoshi four hundred years ago." He said. "But we have the new Avatar in our village, we'd be happy to change the menu for your feast tomorrow."
Sam and the Leader the menu they were making and prepared for tomorrow's feast.
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Danny, Katara and Sokka were watching the borders of the village making sure that no Fire Nation Soldiers were coming. Once they were done with that they went to the large room that everyone would assemble in for the large breakfast feast.
Danny saw Sam smirking while leaning on the door.
"Sam what did you do?" Danny asked.
"I let my uniqueness take over." Sam said in a proud tone.
"What makes you unique?" Katara asked.
"I'm an Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian." Sam asked.
"What?" Sokka asked.
"She doesn't eat anything with a face." Danny said dryly. "In other words she is a vegan."
"Sam what have you done?" Sokka asked as a horrified expression hit his face.
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Inside the room there was green everywhere, a large banner said Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian and all the food had traces of Chlorophyll.
"What is this, Grass on a bun?" Danny asked as he held what looked like a slice of bread with grass sprouting out as he sat at his position.
"Sam, what did you do?" Sokka asked overdramatically.
"Sokka, it's time for a change, not only here but in the whole world." Sam said.
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A temporary ghost portal then appeared somewhere in the forest by the village.
"Oh, someone's changed the Menu." A female ghost said as she flew out of the portal.
She was in old Earth Kingdom clothes from about 400 years ago and an apron.
Lunch Lady then towards the village to correct the menu.
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Danny, Katara, Sokka and Jazz were all having trouble eating the strange grassy food and then the Leader of the Village came.
"Ahh Miss Manson I would personally like to thank you for coming up with this brilliant idea." he said.
A smell then caught Sokka's nose and he looked towards him. "I smell meat." Sokka said.
"What no, the rumours about the all new steak buffet for the village elders are completely untrue." He said in a nervous tone. "Thank you again Miss Manson." He said before he walked away.
"Yeah… thanks for making us eat this garbage… Sam." Sokka said with a tiny bit of distain in his voice.
"It's not garbage." Sam snapped. "It's recyclable, organic matter." Sam said.
Danny, Katara, Sokka, Jazz and even Aang looked at Sam with a board expression on their face. "It's garbage."
"Even you Aang?" Sam asked.
"I'm good with all the other vegetables but this grass on a bun is too much even for me." Aang said.
As Danny tried to eat a blue wisp of cold air escaped his mouth but this time it was a lot larger than all the other ones that escaped his mouth.
Danny looked behind him and saw a ghost float right to them.
"Hello children. Can you help me?" Lunch Lady asked. "Today's Breakfast is meant to be Fish… but I don't see any fish. Did someone change the menu?"
"Uh yeah." Sokka said not thinking this ghost would be a threat. "Sam did." He then pointed at Sam.
"YOU CHANGED THE MENU!?" She exclaimed angrily and everyone gasped. "The Menu has been the same for 450 years!" She yelled as she was about to strike Sam with Ecto Energy.
Danny Quickly reacted and pulled Sam behind him before he turned into Phantom.
"Going Ghost." Danny yelled as his body got wrapped in ecto energy.
Danny then shot Lunch Lady Ghost back with an ecto blast.
Lunch Lady then shot kitchen utensils at Danny but he turned intangible and they passed through him.
Danny then remembered everyone behind him then turned around and flew and grabbed everything perfectly before placing them back down on the tables.
"Well if the whole superhero thing doesn't work out I could get an exciting life as a busboy." Danny said.
"I control meals. Meals are Sacred! Meals have RULES!" Lunch Lady raged towards Sam before she became calm again. "Anybody want some cake?" She and in a caring demeanour.
Sam, Sokka, Katara and Aang quickly nodded.
"Too bad." She raged again. "Children who change my menu don't get cake."
Lunch Lady then flew towards the stone ovens that were used to make pizzas or cook some meat and since they used for cooking lunch lady could control them.
They then jumped towards Sam, Jazz, Katara, Aang and Sokka. Aang tried airbending the stoves away but since they were solid stone carved stoves his bending was useless. And Sam couldn't do anything because the vines would burn.
Danny then flew and grabbed them, turned them all intangible and they flew through the wall.
"Great it worked." Danny said.
"This is the thanks I get for being an individual?" Sam said angrily. "Wait what do you mean it worked?"
"First time turning so many people intangible." Danny said.
They heard a crash and then they saw a lot of meat flying around the place.
The meat then crashed into Lunch Lady and formed a meat monster around her.
"Behold the meat bender." Sokka said
"Prepare to learn why meat is the most powerful of the food groups." Lunch Lady said before she became nice again. "Cookie?"
Katara just shook her head.
"Then Perish!" Lunch Lady Yelled.
Danny then flew in front of them all. "Forget it!" He said "The only thing here with an expiration date here is you… hey guys feel like helping now?"
Danny then punched the Meat Monster into the wall and the meat feel off.
Aang then created an air funnel around Lunch Lady to keep her pinned down and to keep the meat away from her. Sam then wrapped the ghost up in vines and Aang stopped the air funnel.
"Okay I guess we're done here." Sam said.
"Except the crucial fact that we have to get her back into the Ghost Zone." Sokka said dryly.
"You also have to deal with me." Lunch Lady said as she phased through the vines.
"I have to remember to learn how to make my vines ghost proof." Sam said before Lunch Lady grabbed her and flew down into the floor.
"Sam!" Danny said. "Okay who's ready to go after Sam and Lunch Lady?"
"We need a plan." Katara said. "I think Sam can handle herself long enough for us to make a plan."
"Jealous much?" Sokka whispered to Katara.
"Nope. Sam isn't as experienced with her ghost powers as I am." Danny said before he grabbed them all and pulled them underground.
Once they landed, Sokka broke free from the group and started looking at all the boxes filled with meat.
"Sweet mother of mutton." Sokka said. "I've dreamed of it but, I'd never thought I'd live to see it."
Sokka was practically drooling over the boxes of meat and everyone just stared at him.
"How is it that I have ghost powers and you're the weird kid?" Danny asked.
"Danny your powers don't make you weird. They make you unique. I actually wish I was a phantom bender." Katara said.
"Lovebirds." Aang and Sokka said but then they all heard laughter.
They all then poked their heads around the corner and saw Lunch Lady in front of Sam who was covered in a pile of meat.
"My dear child, meat is good for children." Lunch Lady said. "It makes them grow and makes them smile. Why won't you eat it?"
"We don't need meat. That's a Fact!" the Kyoshi Warrior said proudly.
"Silence!" Lunch Lady raged. "You need to learn discipline, manners and respect. You know where that comes from? Meat!" She then held up a chicken leg and a fish. "Chicken or Fish?" she asked sweetly.
"Okay here's the plan. Aang and I will take care of the ghost; you non benders get Sam out of that meat.
"Not a problem?" Sokka said as he pulled out a fork and knife.
"Wait non benders." Jazz asked.
"Right now you aren't a bender because you can't do anything." Danny said before he and Aang ran to Lunch Lady for a sneak attack.
Aang blasted Lunch Lady with air before Danny punched her into the wall.
"Don't worry Sam. I'll have you free in no time." Sokka said as he began cutting the meat.
"You've got to be kidding me." Sam said.
"Can't you go intangible or something?" Katara asked.
"Meat is enchanted so that it is level 2 ghost proof." Sam said. "And I haven't practised my powers enough so I am level 1."
Lunch Lady got back up but then Danny attempted a summersault kick to her head but then she then caught him. Aang also made the mistake of attempting an air strike but Lunch Lady caught him as well.
"This is why you need meat. You are skin and bones." Lunch Lady said to Aang only even though Danny was thinner than him.
She then threw Danny and Aang separate ways.
Danny had to go intangible while Aang created an air scooter to prevent damage.
They then flew back to continue attacking. Lunch Lady then called upon the power of meat and a lot of the meat, even the meat surrounding Sam, flew away and surrounded Lunch Lady. Lunch Lady was now a meat monster again.
Danny started using ecto blasts and his enhanced ghostly strength to attack while Aang used a lot of complicated airbending techniques.
The rest of the team watched as the two most powerful members of their group fought the Ghost.
They couldn't do anything but fight because they were all inexperienced in bending, Sam had only started ectobending a few days ago so her ecto energy was just like a small sting and Sokka's weapons would be useless.
Danny and Aang both sent strong uppercuts thus sending Lunch Lady high into the air while she sent a lot of sharp kitchen utensils towards them.
Danny then grabbed everyone and flew them through the wall.
"Wow Danny you must be exhausted." Katara said.
"You fought Meat monsters, phased us and your selves through countless walls and used a lot of energy." Sam said.
"What? Of course not. What would give you…?" Danny began but then they all fell onto the floor and he transformed back into his human form.
"Okay let's carry him back to his parents." Sokka said.
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Danny woke up suddenly as his ghost sense went off.
Danny shot up to see Aang, Sam, Tucker, Katara and Jazz walk in.
"Whoa what happened?" Danny asked as he calmed himself down.
"You passed out. We took you home. You've been asleep for four days." Sokka said.
"Four days!?" Danny asked in a shocked tone.
"Na. It's only been a couple of hours." Sokka said.
"Knock it off Sokka. This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed." Sam said.
"Me? I almost got him killed." Sokka said. "The only reason this happened, is because you had to be unique."
"I have to agree with Sokka there Sam." Katara said.
"Yeah, you had to take the meat away! And I'm going to get it back!" Sokka said with determination before he stormed out of the room.
"You wanna change the menu back? You're gonna have to go through ME to DO it!" Sam yelled as she chased after him.
"Don't worry Danny." Aang said "I'm sure everything will be back to normal tomorrow."
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"Or Not…" Danny said to Aang. "Maybe it'll be worse."
Danny, Aang, Jazz and Katara just stared at the two protests that were assembled in front of the dining hall.
"What do we want?" Sokka yelled.
"MEAT!" The crowd yelled.
"When do we want it?" Sokka yelled again.
"NOW!" the Crowd replied.
The heroes then tilted their heads to the left slightly and saw all the vegetarians.
"Veggies Now! Veggies forever!" They chanted.
"You guys put on two protests in one night?" Aang asked.
"Meat Eaters Guys." Sokka said. "Always ready to fight. And our high protein diets give us the energy we need to do it quickly."
"Ultra-Recyclo Vegetarians are always ready to protest. And because we don't have to waste time cooking food, we can move even faster." Sam said.
"Don't you guys think this is a little extreme?" Danny asked.
"No choice guys, you're either with me…" Sokka started.
"Or against him." Sam finished.
Jazz then walked to Sokka's side and Aang then walked to Sam's side while whistling.
"So whose side are you on?" Sam and Sokka asked the two waterbenders.
Danny and Katara then felt relief over what happened next.
A catapult of flames hit the ground.
They all turned around and saw the Fire Nation soldiers that were chased away. Before anyone could do anything everyone heard evil laughing.
A blue wisp of cold air escaped from Danny's mouth while a purple wisp of warm air escaped Sam's mouth.
All the meat that the meat eaters had then flew into the air and a meat monster was formed.
"It's Lunch Time." Lunch Lady said.
The Firebenders and the rest of the villagers all started running from the Ghost covered in meat.
"Meat! Why have you betrayed me?" Sokka yelled.
"Hey Sam, Sokka I think now might be a good time to make up." Danny said.
Sam and Sokka then hugged in front of Danny and then there was a flash of light and the most powerful teen halfa shot into the air to fight the Mystery Meat Monster.
Danny then started with a few dozen ecto blasts. Lunch Lady threw some attacks at Danny and he dodged some while the other ones hit him hard.
Danny fought Lunch Lady and he put all his power into the ecto blasts form maximum damage.
Lunch Lady kept Attacking Danny while Danny kept trying to find a way to weaken her.
Eventually their attacks ended in a large explosion that left Danny on the ground and the meat no longer surrounding Lunch Lady.
"Oh Dear. What a mess. Are you Okay?" Lunch Lady asked
"Yeah… I think so." Danny said.
"Tough! Because you being Okay is not part of my balanced meal of Doom." Lunch Lady raged.
"Jeez lady, are you calm or are you angry?" Danny asked. "Make up your mind."
Danny then blasted her with Ecto Energy. Lunch Lady then made tiny meat monster from the meat that was lying on the floor.
Danny then did a spinning kick right into the meat monsters thus breaking him. But then they all combined in a large meat fist and punched Danny into the air.
Danny shot into the air where he saw his mom and Dad with some kind of soup can. But he noticed it was Neon Green and silver and had the Fenton Logo on it.
Danny then nosedived to his parents and grabbed the Thermos.
"Thanks for the Thermos." Danny said as he zipped underground.
"You're Welcome Danny." Jack and Maddie said.
Danny then flew up from the ground in front of Lunch Lady.
"NO, Soup is not on today's menu." Lunch Lady raged.
"I'm changing the menu permanently." Danny said. "Please work."
Danny then uncapped the Technology that they weren't meant to have for centuries and pointed it at Lunch Lady.
Lunch Lady then got sucked into the Fenton Thermos.
Danny then looked behind him and saw the Firebenders who had regained their composure and were planning on attacking the village.
Danny then floated and landed in front of the commanding general of the Fire Nation soldiers.
"Get out of my way. I have a village to burn down." He said.
Danny just looked at him.
"Just remember the Fire Lord's niece and nephew are in this village, as well as the Fire Lord's brother. Attack and the Fire Lord will have your head." Danny said.
"You're Bluffing." The Commander said.
"Maybe I am but I am still strong enough to knock you out with one punch." Danny said with his glare never flattering.
"Guards take him down." The Commander said.
Danny then pointed behind him and they all saw Jazz talking with her dad.
"But if you guys don't want to listen to me. I have other forms of persuasion." Danny said and he touched the cap of the Fenton Thermos.
"You win Ghost." The Commander said before he turned around and began to walk away.
But he then stopped and quickly spun around and attempted to hit Danny with his fist surrounded in flames. But Danny was one step ahead.
The flamed fist went right into Danny's Body but Danny didn't flinch.
"Bad choice buddy." Danny said and then he flew off his hand and gave the commander a really strong uppercut to the face and he was knocked out immediately.
Danny then floated to the other firebenders.
"Boo." Danny said and the firebenders screamed like little girls and took off sprinting.
Danny then landed next to the rest of the team and his parents before he turned back into his human form.
"So I don't think they will be coming back here again." Danny said. "So I think now might be a good time to continue to the North Pole."
The others then agreed with him and they left shortly after.
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Shadow: And there is Chapter 4.
Dani: Is Sokka going to replace Tucker.
Shadow: AWW Hell no. Tucker will come in Chapter 6 along with someone else. And when Tucker arrives with this Character you guys will be shocked.
Aang: So what will happen next? Who will we face next? Read and review to find out.