Walter is sitting at his desk on a laptop giggling and typing things. Jasmine thinks he is busy so she turns to go. Axel stops her and walks inside.
Jasmine: What are you doing?
[Walter looks around]
Walter: Oh hey, I'm just talking to Gary.
Axel: Can we borrow you for a minute?
Jasmine: No, Axel! He's busy.
Walter: Oh, no, that's fine. [He types something into his computer and shuts the lid] So what's up?
Axel: Well we've got this homework, see.
Walter: Oh yeah?
Jasmine: Yep, and we were wondering if we could interview you?
Walter: Interview? For homework?
Jasmine: [nods] It's a presentation of our home.
Axel: So naturally, we want to show them the madness that goes on in this place.
Walter: I see…have you been to see Gonzo yet?
Jasmine: Not yet, it's all planned out you see. So we just have some questions for you. First question, we all know what happened with you and your brother Gary when you joined the Muppets (seriously, if you haven't seen that film…what are you doing? Go watch it, now!) but we were wondering…what do you think you would have done as a job if you hadn't become a Muppet?
Walter: [looks thoughtful] I don't know. I don't suppose a professional whistler counts as a job, does it?
Axel: No.
[Axel gets a sharp dig in the ribs from Jasmine]
Walter: Well, since Gary and Mary were both teachers, everyone expected me to grow up to be one too. I didn't like the sound of that. I wanted to grow up and have an impact on the world, to be remembered, and not just as Gary's brother like I always was.
Jasmine: That's sweet. Why did you join the Muppets in the first place? I know you helped them get their theatre back, but didn't you always want to be on the Muppets since you were a kid? Why was that?
Walter: [nods] Ever since I was twelve.
Axel: Sounds like a nuts dream to me. If you ask me, all these Muppets drive me up the wall. Especially this one.
[He nudges Jasmine. She gives him a shove]
Walter: Oh, Axel, you can't mean that! The Muppets are amazing! Besides, like you said, they're your family; you'll miss them when they're gone. The reason I always wanted to join the Muppets was because as a kid I always felt left out because I looked different to anyone else. The only other people I'd seen that look like me were the Muppets, so I hoped that if I joined them, I'd feel a sense of belonging.
Axel: You too huh? I get teased really badly at school because I'm half pig half frog and my sister's a different species to me.
Jasmine: [huffily] What's wrong with frogs?
Axel [shrugs] Ask them not me.
Jasmine: Fine. Anyway, [turns back to Walter] you say the Muppets are like a family, do you ever miss your first family?
Walter: A bit. But it's worth it to be here, having all these crazy adventures and finally making an impact on the world!
Axel: So what's your role in the Muppets?
Walter: Well, I'm the newbie here, for obvious reasons. A lot of people thought I was cowardly at first because I'm pretty awkward, but that's nothing of the case, I will face up to danger if necessary to save my friends from whatever scraps they get into.
Jasmine: So are you on good terms with all of the Muppets?
Walter: I think so. Kermit and I are great mates, considering I practically fainted when I first met him.
Jasmine: Not practically, completely.
Axel: And boy, was it funny!
[Axel starts laughing madly. Jasmine tries to shut him up but to no prevail]
Jasmine: [sighs] Sorry about him. I guess we'd better get moving, but before we go, can we ask a favour?
Walter: Sure.
Jasmine: Can you show us your famous whistling?
[Axel manages to stop laughing just in time to hear Walter whistle a sad tune]
Axel: That's nice, but you know what we want to hear!
[Walter grins and starts whistling The Muppet Show theme. Jasmine and Axel start dancing]