OK, so there are some things I need to clear up before I start this chapter. Firstly, this fanfic is set a few decades (a decade is 10 years BTW) in the future so all the Muppets are a little older than they were in the movies and TV series. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but Robin is a kid so he changes a lot. In this, he is 19 as apposed to usually he is around eight-ish and I sort of turned him into a gangster…Also, the back-story for Robin is completely made up, there is no truth in it whatsoever so PLEASE don't use this fanfiction as a means of information because…well…it's FANFICTION!

Jasmine and Axel are walking down the corridor. Jasmine is reading from a piece of paper and ticking things off.

Jasmine: Rowlf, tick. Fozzie, tick. Scooter, tick. Walter, tick. So, [To Axel] next up is…

[Before Jasmine can finish, she and Axel accidently bump into Robin]

Axel: Sorry, mate [He stops when he realises who it is and turns around] oh, hey, Robin!

Robin: Hiya Axel, mate.

[They fist-pump. Jasmine cowers behind Axel]

Jasmine: Hey, wait! Robin, you're not on the list, we could interview you!

Robin: [puts his head on one side] Interview? How come? Are we on another show now? Like, a documentary?

Axel: Nah, don't worry mate, it's just homework.

Robin: Homework? Weird homework if you ask me.

Axel: It's a presentation of our home.

Robin: Fair enough, so what's the first question?

Axel: [shrugs] I don't know. [He nudges his sister] Jasmine, you're the organised one.

Jasmine: [stutters a little, thinks for a while] Oh, uhh…oh yes! So the last time we saw you, you were…?

Robin: Eight

Jasmine: And now?

Robin: I'm nineteen.

Jasmine: Big age gap. How do you think you've changed in that time?

Robin: Oh, a ton. Before, I was an annoying little kid, only there because of my cuteness. But now I've grown up, I'm almost an adult now, much cooler, not whiney anymore.

Axel: You bet.

Jasmine: Alright, moving on, you're what relation to us?

Robin: I'm your cousin. Your dad is my uncle.

Axel: And you've always lived here, right? With our dad.

Robin [nods] Mmm.

Axel: Why is that?

Jasmine: Axel! Don't be nosy!

Axel: I'm just asking, where are your parents? You've never told us, you've never told anyone.

Robin: [sighs] You want to know, I'll tell you. I don't have a mum; she died when I was born. My dad – Michael the Frog - was a very eccentric person, almost crazy. He wasn't mean or anything, but he used to do some nutty stuff. He was an inventor, you see, and I didn't think much of his ideas. So to get away from him constantly blowing up the apartment, guess where I'd go.

Jasmine: The Muppet Theatre?

Robin: Exactly. I loved it here with my uncle and all my friends. Life wasn't perfect, but it was pretty fun. Until…

Axel: Until?

Robin: Dad met Ivy [says her name with disgust].

Jasmine: Ivy?

Robin: Dad's new girlfriend. You know how ivy the plant has a habit of taking everything over?

[Axel and Jasmine nod]

Robin: Well Dad's new girlfriend certainly did that. Within a few weeks she had plans for us all to go live in Britain.

Jasmine and Axel: [in unison] Britain?

Jasmine: Did you go?

Robin: Are you kidding? Leave the only place I felt at home to go live with my useless excuse for a dad and his prize cow girlfriend? No way. I went on protest. Do you know what I did? I sat in the Muppet Theatre, refusing to budge until Dad gave up his plans and stayed. But do you know what the stupid berk did? He went without me!

Axel: No way!

Robin: Yes way. He gave Uncle Kermit a piece of paper with his address and telephone on and said 'Look after my boy until I get back, will ya, Kermit?' And guess what?

Jasmine: What?

Robin: He never came back.

Axel: Oh, wow. [mutters] Jerk

Jasmine: Were you upset that he'd left you?

Robin: I was at first. I was so shocked that he just up and left me like that, that I yelled and screamed at him not to go, but he said 'Do you want to come then, son? To your new life in Britain?' and of course I had to refuse because although it took me a while to realise, it's better to be here, with people who care about you. Real family isn't about blood relatives and ancestry websites, it's about people who care and will put in the time to look after you no matter what. You guys don't know how lucky you are, your dad is the most amazing person I know. And although I miss my dad a lot, at the end of the day… I'm kind of glad he walked out on me because it showed me what I needed to know.

Axel: Yuck.

Jasmine: You just had to ruin the moment, didn't you? [To Robin] Well, that story was very touching and very long too, I'm not sure we have any time for any more questions. Is there anything else you want to say?

Robin: Yeah, [To camera] Know who you can trust, whoever they might be because you never know when you might need them.

Aww, how sweet. See you soon guys. Peace!