Jasmine: OK, bro, I had a feeling I'd regret letting you choose who to interview next but I'm willing to give your choice a go.
Axel: Great, well it's just through here.
[He opens a door to a dressing room. The room is very messy with scuffed walls and clothes everywhere. Sitting behind a drum set is Animal]
Jasmine: [stares at Axel then at Animal, then back at Axel] Animal? Animal! You could have picked anyone in this entire establishment! You could have picked Mum or Dad or-(OK! Going to stop there to avoid spoilers to later chapters!) but you picked Animal! In case your immensely dense brain hadn't noticed, Animal can barely speak! And even when he does, he never says anything of any importance! God, you're so stupid sometimes.
Axel: Well…I thought…
Jasmine: That's the last time I trust you with anything.
Axel: Well, while we're here, we might as well try interviewing him.
Jasmine: Oh, alright, though if anything goes wrong I'm blaming you.
Axel: Suit yourself. [He walks over to Animal] So, Animal,
Animal: Animal!
Axel: You're the drummer in the Muppets aren't you?
Animal: Drums! DRUMS!
Jasmine: Didn't Dad already try to interview Animal while back on the show?
Axel: Did he? What happened?
Jasmine: He got used as a drum kit
Axel: You don't mean…? [He mimes hitting her on the head with drumsticks]
Jasmine: You got it pal.
Axel: Well, in that case… [He looks at Animal, then at Jasmine, then back at Animal] Let's get out of here!
[Outside]
Jasmine: I mean it! I'm never trusting you again! We almost got bashed to pieces alone in a room with him!
Axel: Oh, pleeeeeeeease sis? Give me another chance!
Jasmine: No way pal.
Axel: Pleeeeeeeease? I won't muck up this time, I promise!
Jasmine: Oh, alright. But make sure it's good otherwise you're for it. And most of all, make sure it's someone who talks!
[Jasmine and Axel are inside the Muppet Kitchen with the Swedish Chef]
Swedish Chef: Hurgy burgy schmergy! Der piggen und der froggen! Dain interview!
Jasmine: That's it! I give up! Good grief, you're dumber than Link Hogthrob!
Axel: I'm sorry sis, give me another chance!
Jasmine: Nope! You had another chance and you blew it! With…this thing! I told you to find someone who talks, that's what I said! Isn't that what I said?
Axel: [sighing] Yeah
Jasmine: And who did you pick? WHO DID YOU PICK? I don't even want to look at you right now, you're sooooo DUMB! God!
[She marches off]
Axel: Wait, where are you going?
Jasmine: I'm off to find someone sensible to interview!
Please don't be shocked, it's meant to be funny. Laugh it up pals.