Hey, so Axel's back to normal in this chapter (don't ask me why, I haven't a clue). They probably cured him by milking him or something (though that would be milking it!) This is the final interview and the penultimate chapter because the last one will be an outroduction from the two.

[Jasmine and Axel are in a room with Kermit and Miss Piggy]

Jasmine: [To camera] OK, I've been persuaded to do just one more interview, because it's the last one and it's kind of a biggie. [To Axel] I still think this is going to go wrong.

Axel: What's the worst that could happen?

Jasmine: Don't say that. You know what'll happen, you'll say that, and then Gonzo will ride his motorbike through a window or something.

[Axel giggles]

Jasmine: Well if anything goes wrong, I'm-

Axel: Blaming it on me, yeah, yeah, I know.

[Miss Piggy looks impatient]

Miss Piggy: Can we get this thing started already?

Jasmine: [meekly] Yes, Mum. So first, introductions.

Kermit: Well, I'm Kermit…the Frog.

Miss Piggy: And I'm Miss Piggy, kissy, kissy!

Axel: Also known as, our Mum and Dad!

[He mimes being surprised]

Jasmine: It's not much of a surprise, considering that we mentioned it at the beginning.

Axel: I guess.

Jasmine: But anyway, what are your roles in the Muppets?

Kermit: Well, I think that it's fair to say that I'm the leader, don't you?

[Jasmine nods]

Kermit: I formed this group at first in 1979.

Jasmine: That was a good movie.

Axel: Shame we weren't there to see it happen in real life.

Jasmine: Touché. And Mum, what about you?

Miss Piggy: Well, naturally I'm the love interest…

[She puts her arm around Kermit]

Miss Piggy: But as far as the show is concerned, I'm the glamorous one, the fabulous one, the one that's amazing at singing…

Axel: Too bad you're not the modest one!

[Miss Piggy shoots her son a glare]

Jasmine: Shut up, Axie, what fun is it being so amazing if you can't brag about it?

Axel: Alright, alright, moving right along (Couldn't resist!) let's talk about early life.

Miss Piggy: Please don't!

Kermit: Well, in my case at least, there's not much to tell. I was born in a pond in Mississippi, I met an agent guy in a canoe, he said I had talent, and then I went on an adventure to get to Hollywood.

Jasmine: Wow…that is boring.

Kermit: Hate to say I told you so.

Axel: Don't then. Alright, I have another question; I think it's safe to say you two are normal.

Miss Piggy: [nods] I would agree with that.

Axel: Do you like working with weirdos?

Miss Piggy: Not particularly…

Kermit: I'd say it's pretty fun. Certainly not boring.

Miss Piggy: True, anything to be with my frog.

Jasmine: Aww, sweet.

Axel: Yuck!

Jasmine: Quiet you. My turn to ask a question. So as our Mum and Dad, everyone would assume that you two are married, but having seen from the movies that-

Axel: You can't Kermit! [roars with laughter] Commit! Kermit! Get it?

Jasmine: It'll be you who'll get it in a minute! [To Kermit and Miss Piggy] I'll cut straight to the chase, are you two married?

Kermit: [immediately] No.

Jasmine: No?

Kermit: No. And I can't guarantee that it will ever happen.

Miss Piggy: Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Kermit: I would.

Jasmine: But even after you've had two kids, you're still not married?

Miss Piggy: I have tried long and hard, but Kermie will not be persuaded.

Axel: I guess he can't-

Jasmine: Shut up! You've already told that joke and no-one laughed.

Axel: Oh yeah, but wait! Back to the topic of you two, aren't you already married from what happened in the movie 'Muppets Take Manhattan'?

Kermit: Oh, please don't bring that up.

Jasmine: But Dad, you can't just pretend it never happened.

Kermit: I can and I will.

Miss Piggy: That's ridiculous! Whether you like it or not, you have to admit that my plan did work then, and we are officially wed!

Axel: Oh God, what have I started?

Jasmine: [To camera] For those of you who don't know, in 1984, as part of the show, Mum tricked Dad into secretly marrying her by making him think it was part of the show. It inevitably didn't end well.

[Jasmine and Axel look up, Kermit and Miss Piggy are shouting at each other]

Jasmine: [shakes her head] I just knew something bad was going to happen.

[Jasmine is too tired to fly into a proper temper, so she just walks away]

Axel: Jasmine! Jas, wait!

[Axel decides to take matters into his own hands]

Axel: STOP SHOUTING!

[There is silence]

Axel: I'm a teenager, that's my job.

Sorry it took me so long, but I couldn't really come up with anything.