It's the FINAL CHAPTER! Diddle dee dee! Diddle- OK, sorry I couldn't resist. But this chapter will be set out like the first one so in case you have a sieve-memory, remember that Jasmine is in italics and Axel is in normal.
So Jas, we've finally made it to the end. What have you learned?
Never to trust you with anything.
Fair enough. And I've learned that you shout waaaaay too much.
You're not much fun as a cow.
And I've learned that you're a lot fiercer than I thought.
Yeah, we've discovered a lot about each other. And ourselves.
But you're still as nerdy as ever. Anyway, that's not what we're here to discuss. We're supposed to talk about what it's like living with the Muppets.
Well when I started, I thought I loved it, but now that we've got into scrapes involving mad scientists,
Crazy band members,
A weirdo who fired himself out of a canon,
And the worst problem of all, family drama!
He, he, true. So I'm not so sure about this Muppet place, its fun, but a bit full-on. I just wish it could be more normal sometimes.
Whereas I've had the opposite effect
Convenient.
Quite, I used to think this place was a stupid waste of time and couldn't wait until I got out of here. But now I realise I wouldn't see myself anywhere else. It's my home, my family, it's who I am.
Now who's being cheesy!
Shush! Well I think we'd better wrap this up. Any final thoughts or moral lessons, Jasmine?
Yeah, where you live is who you are. And your family and friends are different versions of yourself. You can't change them, and hating them won't get you anywhere. The best thing to do is to love it and don't hide it. That way you'll love yourself.
Someone pass me the sick-bucket!
Why you little…!
And that's the end! I hope you enjoyed, I know I did. Had to end on a joke, I couldn't resist. But anyway, I think I'll miss this fanfic, until I immerse myself in another one!
See you soon.