Segment 1:
Disadvantaged Girl Maya, wearing a burnt church Burzum album cover shirt, hears of a family night event at her school. She sees posters for it around school and hears Riley, Farkle and various others excitedly talking of it, she gets a little depressed over this, remembering her loser family. When she goes to class, Mr. Matthews tries to get the class to discuss their feelings about the September 11th 2001 attacks which left over 3,000 people dead. However, the class is clueless; none of them know what 9/11 is because they're so out of touch with reality. The class begins to shout out random answers about who they think committed the attacks, including aliens, Russia, China, Dr. Evil from Austin Powers, and one student guesses that "Bush knocked down the towers." Maya says that her dad did 9/11. Mr. Matthews gives up, totally dismayed. Farkle does a science project proving that jetliner fuel can't melt steel, inspired; Mr. Matthews gives him an A for effort and originality.