Chapter 2
Good weird
Upstairs, in the game room, Liam heard the car and the door.
"She's here! She's here!" He rushed outside, and the Mason came after him, but just as they were passing by Puck's room, he grabbed them both.
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"No you don't!"
He held them by the collar of their shirt and led them inside his room on his bed.
If these two question the girl she'll be out even before Santana comes back!
"You can't do this! This is our idea!" Liam said as he attempted to get up.
"Sit!" Puck said sternly putting the boys in their place. "Yeah, yeah, it was your idea, but I had the say so… and if it weren't for me, you will not have a gift for Santana."
"But, but…"
"We just want to see her if she is good enough for Tana." Mason said calmly, also disappointed they did not see the girl before Kurt hid her away.
You will see her… but first we need to go over what you can and can't say…"
"You mean ground rules?" he crossed his arms and settled in his thinking pose. One hand on his chin, legs crossed and one brow up, like a boy version of the young Latina.
"Why do we have to do that?!" Liam questioned, still mad he did not get to meet the girl. It was my grand master plan… Santana should be proud of me… "Little dude, you two could drive away the girl even before Tana comes back so, no, no inappropriate questions."
Damn, I did not go through everything, where's Santana when you need her? Sure he has a habit of just doing stuff without thinking thoroughly but Santana is usually with him and she makes it a point to go through their plan making sure they cover everything… But right now, he is stuck with the twins, and Santana can't help him out because this is a surprise for her.
"What do you mean by inappropriate? If you say inappropriate, it has to be defined by the circumstances we are in." Mason asked curiously.
"Let's see…" Lima just stared at them impatiently waiting, thinking of ways he could get out.
"We should define our situation." Mason suggested.
"Right… So… We, I mean, I, hired an escort for Santana's birthday."
"You should not say I, it was our idea, and you were only the executor. Continue…" Leave it to Mason to correct even the simplest things.
"Yeah…and Tana's birthday is still two days from now, why is the escort here?" Liam asked.
"Hmm, you may have a point. Her work starts only on Tana's birthday, right?"
"That's right, and she's here early so she can help decorate, and stuff."
"Uhm, I don't really understand what a hooker does." Liam trailed off. "We overheard Sebastian saying an escort is someone who will walk around with you during events and since Tana does not have a date for her party, we came up with the idea of an escort so she won't be alone, plus escorts are really pretty."
Oh god, that's what they think of what an escort does?! Santana's gonna kill me.
Liam frowned, because again, he got reminded by his brother, and of course, in a true Lopez fashion, he does not want to admit he forgot, so while Mason rambled on and on about what they can and cannot say he got up and discretely headed to the door.
"Okay, so, you should not ask her what an escort does, that's for sure, and don't ask her why she is an escort..."
"Fine… I just want to see her okay… I won't scare her away… maybe she could play videogames with us since Tana is not yet here, right Li? He turned to his brother only to find an empty spot beside him, and all they heard was the door closing silently.
"CRAP! He escaped!" Puck ran through the door, Mason hot on his heels. They did not see which direction he went, so they split up.
"You take the left third floor, I'll take the first and second floor." He yelled at the boy as they parted.
Somewhere in the Lopez Mansion
"Welcome! I'm Kurt Hummel, the Butler. Gosh I sound so cliché!" He giggled and rolled his eyes at himself.
Brittany scrunched her brows, amused at the young man.
She's wearing a little pink dress, and a killer pair of heels with glitters, over which she wore a white fur coat that reaches her knees. She looks stunning, but it does not mean she's comfortable with her clothing. Sure, her body is bangin' from all the dancing she does, but, for her, wearing these clothes which screams "fuck me!" is not necessary. But of course she had to compromise. The same girl who told her virgins come with a high price also told her that wearing these kind of clothes bring in the most tips.
"Hi, I'm Brittany." She extended her hand, and shake hands with Kurt.
"Nice to meet you Brittany. If you'd follow me inside, I would like to go over the terms of the arrangement. The head of the house is not yet here, did the person who contacted your firm explained? About us hiring you?"
They were on the way to the living room, when Liam came crashing on one of the couches as he ran from Puck's room. He hid at the side of the sofa, certain that his brother will be looking for him, but a cough caught his attention.
"Ahem."
He looked up and saw Kurt with Brittany.
Wow, she's really pretty. Tana's gonna be she'll stay in the house for a couple of days more… After day dreaming, he stood up and made his way to the duo, their teacher told them to always introduce themselves when they meet someone new.
"Kurt, you did not introduce me." He said formally. Fuck! This is not part of the plan! He should not meet Brittany! Oh my god, Santana's go gaga! Seeing that the butler will not introduce him anytime soon, Liam took things to his own hands.
"Hi, I'm Liam Lopez, nice meeting you." He smiled extended his hand.
"I'm Brittany." She replied, looking at the boy still confused from the ramblings of Kurt earlier.
"Nice to meet you Brittany. You're really pretty. Tana's gonna be so proud of me. Anyway, the party's still the day after tomorrow, but then Puck said you're gonna help decorate." Brittany's eyes widened in surprise. Decorate? Are these people gonna show me around? I think that's worse than sleeping with someone… being exposed… God, what am I supposed to do?
Kurt signaled for her to continue walking, so she did, but Liam only followed them and continued talking.
"The party's gonna be at some hotel, so there's not much to help there… everything's already set. I was just sad Tana does not have someone to walk around and greet everyone with. She told me once she'd rather stay at home than go around saying thank you to everyone she does not even know… I'm just glad she has you to walk round with now. Oh, do we get to decorate the house? Puck said you'll help…"
"Decorate? Uh, I don't' know about that, but I guess I can help with that too?" She trailed of now even more confused.
"Liam… why don't you go and play with your videogames and stop bombarding Brittany with questions."
"Hey I'm just asking… If we're gonna have a house party I want an Avengers themed party! I'm gonna be Thor! Brittany you can be the Black Widow…"
"Uh, I'm not so sure of that but I guess Kurt will enlighten me?" she smiled sweetly at the boy then turned to the butler. He looks really cute, if this Tana is half as cute and sweet as he is, then I guess this won't be so bad, right?
"Yes Kurt will enlighten you, and as for you little boy, go away." They walked faster, leaving a grinning Liam.
"Bye Brit! We're gonna have fun decorating the house!"
In the Study
"That boy can't just stop talking, huh?" Kurt started as they sat in the very seat where he and Puck agreed to hire an escort.
"I guess, but what was he talking about?"
"This is rather embarrassing, but he and his brother convinced us to hire an escort for the master of the house for her birthday... what we did not know is their understanding of the word escort, Puck and I did not ask them what they mean of an escort, well, so we thought they have a full understanding of the word, but it turns out for him, and escort is…"
"Someone to who will walk with you?" Brittany giggled. That's not bad…
But what can we expect from a 10 years old boy? He massaged his temple.
What did they get into this time? Sure, Santana will berate them for involving her young cousins, but Kurt guessed it's not too late for change of plans. Maybe they can just stick to that role Liam said, but Brittany has to agree.
"Yeah, about that…we did not expect this turn out… I guess that's what you will have to do then… I do not want to tarnish the innocent young minds of the Miss' cousins… Please, please… don't go… all you have to do is attend the party and we maybe we can decorate the house."
"Why would be decorate the house if the party's in a hotel? I'm sorry, it's just confusing."
"It' s okay Brittany, I would have to get back to you on that because apparently one of our partner in crime said something to the boys to conclude that…"
"Oh, okay…"
Why won't she attend her own party?" Brittany asked, not wanting to fall into an easy conclusion of how rich people waste their money.
Brittany smiled warily, despite the weirdness of her situation; she will be paid serious bucks for doing absolutely nothing.
These people make simple things complicated…I'd say weird… but in a good way.
"Please stay the night and we can talk again tomorrow, I will just clear things up."
They got up and walked to the guest room.
"This is your room. I'll bring some clothes later. Remember, you are here for Santana, no one here is gonna attempt anything. Did you have dinner already?"
"Yeah…"
"Breakfast's gonna be around 10AM since the boys wake up around that time, but if you are hungry before that, you can ask the cook to make you something."
"Oh and here's my card, call me if you want anything, especially if the boys are bothering you."
"Boys? You mean Liam and…"
"His brother and Puck. They're harmless, but sometimes they get to be really annoying."
"Thanks Kurt!"
"Nonsense, you are here for Santana, we have to do everything to please you!" Hi took two steps back and turned to make his leave.
The next day…
The blonde woke up at 7AM with an empty stomach.
Last night was eventful, and when Kurt came back to explain things; she got the following (1) She has to meet Santana and go with her in the party which will be held in a hotel which the Lopez owns this is the boys' present to her after all (2) Kurt will still ask Santana if they can have a house party and if she agrees (3) she will help around.
With everything laid out, she's just glad she can hold on to her V card a little while longer, but she's back to worrying over whom she will be losing it. She had high hopes on this Santana, she seemed nonviolent. Maybe, we can do that too… she seems nice; it could be my birthday present for her.
At this, she giggled at herself. She's just glad she can earn some money for her family.
Brittany decided to go down and get herself something to eat. The butler said she can ask the cook what she wants.
She walked down the stairs and noticed a huge painting on the wall of a young woman gloriously posing in a black dress with her hair cascading on her shoulder; she looks like she owns the world. She did not notice it last night. She stared at it for a minute or two, or it could be an hour, who knows?
Maybe this is the Santana they're talking about.
"That's Tana."
Oh god! They got a mind reader too?
She turned around and saw a boy on top of the stairwell.
"And I'm Mason."
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Sorry about the lack of Brittana interaction. But it's happening soon.
So, next chapter is meeting Mason, and finally meeting Santana…
How do you want them to meet?