Ashten blinked at his computer screen. A beautiful idea had graced his mind from the memory of when he was a beautiful woman.
He quickly created a account with a combination of things to make the most generic username possible: pretzelgod82. Then, he got to work in writing the worst lesbian smut ever created. He was determined to write the first fanfiction in the Animal Dance fandom, and he was going to make it smut so he could troll the fuck out of Kelly because she is a majestic eagle.
After he finished writing his shitty excuse of a masterpiece, he posted the story and sent an anon to his blog with only a link. Soon time would create mayhem amongst the Animal Dance fandom.
He laughed his mother fucking ass off as everyone cried out, "WHO ARE YOU, PRETZELGOD82?"