So it was time, he kinda deserved to at least know. Though Danny I knew that he'd been asking around about me but since everyone was very tight lipped he didn't know anything yet. So while my parents were out I asked him over. Danny answered the door and sent him up the stairs, Dan had insisted on staying I case things, as he said, "Got rough."
I opened the door and the look on his face!
"Joe, I'm pregnant."
"Well sheesh Dolly I can see 'hat." His distinctive welsh accent ringing in the air. Joe lived here in London but had been born in Wales, him and his family moved here when he was ten yet he somehow still refused to let up the accent.
"You're as big as a 'ouse!" he continued.
"Oi!" I scolded back, "You arsehole!"
"Eh, sorry Dol' it's just you are! So whose is it? Cause I'm pretty sure it an't mine!"
I sighed, "For once Joe, you're right about that one."
"Eh! I knew it. Who knocked ya up den?"
"Oi! You got no right on that one!"
"Whattcha mean Dol'?"
"I was raped!"
"What!" he yelled
"By an alien. Joe honey, it's an alien baby!"
Joe scoffed, "No it an't, no such thing as aliens."
"What cha mean no such thing? What about that ship flying over the Thames, or that 'star' at Christmas?"
"Just hoaxes Dol'."
"You got to be kidden me! I know it's an alien, cause I spoke with alien experts, plus I got preggers only four days ago. You go and tell me that I got this big," I pointed at my enlarged stomach, "the normal way in four days!"
Joe thought about it for a moment before waving his hand dismissively, "Nah, there's no way you got an alien baby in ya, you just cheated or got raped like ya first said. Either way that an't mine and it an't an alien. Sorry Dolly but I gotta bounce. This is all too weird."
"Are you breaking up with me you useless sod?"
"'fraid so babe."
"Don't go babeing me you son of a bitch. Go rot if you gonna leave me after you find me pregnant."
I said this to his back as he walked away. I'd seen this coming, I said as much to Tosh back at Torchwood, but to actually have it happen was awful. I'd always known Joe wasn't the guy you relied on during the bad times, he was a cute arse with some great hair on his head. He wasn't smart and he wasn't loyal, he was just a fling and had I have known that all this would happen I would have chosen someone else by my side but I hadn't and this left me now single and pregnant with an alien inside of me. How could things get worse?