The Doctor wavered on his feet as the glowing veins trickled throughout his body until finally his flesh could take no more. She watched in horror as his hands and his head were enveloped in bright yellow light; it shot up into the air, striking the roof of the TARDIS, shaking the walls in its power. Then suddenly the light ceased and the Doctor had transformed. He stood before his companion, his face different; squarer and somehow cheekier. His hair was thick jet black, his eyes were an intense blue and when he spoke his voice was a sharp English accent with a slight slur. His clothes now no longer fit him, they had become tight across his now muscled chest.
"Ooo." He said with a smile, "I feel a hell of a lot more sexy." He turned and faced her, with a weird smile upon his lips, "Well who are you?" he asked.
"Don't you remember me Doctor? I'm Linda."
He sauntered over to her, "Oh I don't think I'd forget a fox like you…"
"Doctor!" Linda scolded.
"Woo!" he wiggled, "I feel so different." He winked, "I feel dirty!"
"Doctor! What is wrong with you?"
"I'm a new man! I'm the Dirty Doctor!"

He raced through the TARDIS and into the wardrobe room. He flung about him clothing after clothing until his eyes lit up.
"I knew I had this here!" He quickly undressed and put on his new clothing and ran out to Linda.
"So baby what do ya think?" he asked her wiggling his crotch.
Linda's jaw dropped. The Doctor was dress in a black jacket and a white dress shirt while he also wore blue denim jeans and a pair of dress shoes.
"Just what do you think you're playing at?"
"Hey baby, don't hate the player; hate da game."
Linda shook her head in frustration.

"So where do you want to go now? I was thinkin' somewhere there is music!" he cried as he spun levers and pressed buttons. As the TARDIS whirled and twirled through the vortex it suddenly shuddered and came to a complete stop. The Doctor frowned. And took a long look at the screen above the console.
"What's gone wrong now?" Linda asked, her hands across her chest.
"Sexy has tak'in us to some planet I've never heard of. And for the life of me I can't get her mov'in again. The girl must want me to be here. Only god knows why d'though."
"Well what should we do?"
"Go out and explore! What else?" He twisted and ran out the door.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Linda asked herself.