Here we are at Chapter three of the one shots!

This one is for Fantasyaddict, we both agreed Tai had to do this!
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Onward!

Chapter 3

The Autobots thought they had learned all they could learn about humans. Their behavior, their facial expressions, their bodily functions, their appetites, everything...but apparently, they missed one thing.

It was a warm summer day, and Sam, Mikaela, Lennox, Epps, Maggie, and Glen were gathered at the huge Autobot base for a little get together and to escape the searing heat. Optimus was pleased to have everyone there, but there was someone very important to him that was missing.

Tai was late, of course.

When he asked where she was, Sam simply replied. 'She is getting her usual frozen dairy product.'

After looking up what hat meant, he discovered she was getting a food called Ice cream. 'Oh yes, I see...'

A few minutes later, Tai skated in on her skateboard with Blurr right behind her. While balancing on her board, she was eating a light green colored ice cream with cookie chunks in it.
'What up?' She greeted through a mouthful of ice cream as she skated under Jazz's legs.

'What's that you got?' Epps asked in interest.

'A Girl Scout cookie Thin mint Blizzard.' Tai gushed, taking another big bite. 'Best thing in the universe.'

'That looks absolutely revolting!' Ratchet exclaimed in shock. 'Do you have any idea what that is made of?'

'Nope nor do I care...' Tai grinned back, sticking her tongue back that had chunks of cookie on it. Ratchet made a face of disgust.

'I must insist that I throw that way.' Ratchet reached down but before he could, Tai hissed at him and swiped at his fingers. 'You try to take my blizzard away, you're gonna lose a finger...'

Ratchet recoiled and looked at Blurr, who than shrugged and simply said. 'Shehassharpteeth...'

Tai laughed as she rolled over to Sam and Mikaela. 'Sorry I'm late...'

Sam than opened his mouth, clearly indicating he wanted a bit of her blizzard. With a roll of her eyes, she fed him a spoonful. 'Tank yoo...' Sam said through the mouthful of ice cream.

'No problem!' She said, offering some to Mikaela, who shook her head with a smile, stating she wasn't the biggest fan of thin mints. Tai than rolled over to Optimus and did an ollie before grabbing her board, and hugging his leg.
'Hey Dad!'

'Hello sweetheart.' He greeted, reaching down and gently patting her head with his large finger.

'Well, I'm starving...' Glen said, standing up. Maggie rolled her eyes. 'Glen, you're always starving...'

'Am not!' He stuttered indignantly.

'Come help me with the barbeque than!' Lennox laughed, getting up himself, straightening his swim trunks.

Before anyone could say anything, there was a knock at the human sized door. Everyone, human and Autobot, stopped in their tracks and stared at the door.

'Who could that be?' Optimus asked in confusion.

'I don't know...' Ironhide replied, powering up his cannons and aiming it at the door. 'Can I take them out?'

'Stop it!' Optimus snapped impatiently.

'Oh for Gods sake!' Sam groaned. 'I'll get it!'

'Sam, be careful...' Bee warned. Sam shushed all the bots sharply, and answered the door.

Standing on the other side was a small little girl wearing the all too familiar Girl scout uniform, her hair in pigtails. 'Good afternoon sir, would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?'

Mikaela and Tai looked up at the sound of the little girl's voice. 'Wow!' Mikaela exclaimed. 'How do they do that? Do they have microchips or something?'

'So that's what they put in the cookies!' Maggie laughed.

Tai, however, was doing a major brainstorm. She looked down at her nearly done blizzard, all the cookie chunks were gone and yet she had a lot more ice cream. 'Umm...Blurr...' She said in an odd voice. Blurr knelt down in curiosity. 'Yes?' He asked tentatively. 'Could you hold this?' She asked, handing him her Blizzard.

Blurr took it in between his fingers carefully. 'Tai,Ihatetoask,butwhatareyoudoing?'

Tai held up her pointer finger, and than without warning, bolted towards Sam.

'Uhh..No, not toda...' He was cut off when he heard Tai's converse coming toward him. He looked up and screamed when he saw Tai running at him and screaming out a single sentence.

'GET THE THIN MINTS!!!!!!!' She than tackled him onto the floor, landing on top of him. Sam groaned when all the air was knocked out of him and just laid on the floor in pain and shock.

'One box of thin mints please...' He whimpered out to the confused child.

Blurr hung his head and tried to hide his laughter. Tai and her thin mints...

'And that, gentlemen, is why you never come between a girl and her mint flavored, chocolate covered cookie.' Lennox explained, laughing at the moaning Sam.

All of the Autobots, even Ratchet, agreed.

This may be the shortest one yet!

But god damn, it was funny!

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