Here we are with more Tai and Autobot hilariousity!!

This came to me after watching reaction videos on Youtube!
Hahaha and my own experience!!

Hell to the yes!! XD

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Chapter 5

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'Ohh my god!!!' The voices of Tai and Sam echoed loudly around the Autobot base. Optimus looked up from his stack of Datapads in confusion. What were those two humans up to now?

The sounds of gagging and than the sound of a feminine laugh reached his receptors. Well that didn't sound good...Concerned, he bolted into the recreational room to find Sam bent over a waist basket of some kind while Tai was sitting on the edge of the large table with her laptop in her lap, laughing hysterically at Sam.
'Man...that was a lot of vomit!' She gasped out between laughter, leaning over slightly, her arms around her stomach.

'You...' Sam gasped out, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. 'are..a..sick...bitch...' But the grin on his face gave away that he was joking. Winking her bright blue optic, she closed her computer and waved to her dad with a happy smile. 'Heya Dad!' She called out with a laugh as Sam sat next to her and shoved her none to gently. She responded in kind by sticking her finger in her mouth than in his ear, which caused him to jam his ear to his shoulder with a squeal.

'Hello sweetheart...Hello Sam...' He greeted, his tone light with amusement. 'Dare I ask what you two are up too?'

'Oh!' Tai laughed, shoving Sam's head playfully. 'We were just watching some nasty videos on the net...I laughed while Sam puked his guts out!' Sam glared at her.
Optimus quirked an optic ridge. 'What was in this video?'
Sam grimaced and hunched forward as the images of 2 girls 1 finger rushed back into his head. 'Trust me Opt, you don't wanna know...' He shuddered violently, making a noise of disgust. Tai glanced at him with her human eyebrow raised. 'You sound like your having a seizure...'

'I am!' He snapped. 'The seizure of trying to get the images of girls puking in each others mouths out of my skull.'

Optimus frowned. 'What?' He asked in confusion.

Both Sam and Tai's eyes widened considerably. 'Nothin'!!!' They both exclaimed and they both rushed away before the confused leader could ask anymore questions.

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(Fifteen minutes later)

'2 girls 1 finger?' Ratchet asked in confusion. Optimus had managed to gather Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz (who for once was not with Tai), both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, and Bumblebee into the rech room for a meeting of some sort. Luckily, both Sam and Tai were in her apartment and from the curses from Sam and the laughter from Tai, they were playing a video game of some sort.

'Yes.' Optimus nodded. 'Tatyana and Sam mentioned it earlier...I'm very curious to what happens in it.'

Ironhide raised an optic ridge. Not wanting to admit he was as well, he just made a gruff noise of agreement.
Bumblebee and Jazz, who had heard about this video, glanced at one another in worry for their comrades. 'Are they seriously gonna watch it?'

Bumblebee shrugged anxiously in response. Sam had actually shown him some reaction videos for a laugh one time, and of course curiousity got the best of the young scout. He still had nightmares about those two girls.

'So, I think we should watch and learn from the contents of this video...' Optimus finished, sounding very pleased with himself.

At that, Jazz stepped forward. 'Uhh..Optimus, I don' think ya'll should watch it...' But his cry of warning was drowned out by Teletran 1 announcing the results of the research on the video. 'I really...uhhh, nevermind....'

Bumblebee, knowing what was coming, turned off his optics and covered his hearing receptors.
He had a pretty good idea what would happen, and he did NOT want to witness any of it.

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'God mother...darn!' Sam yelled out. Tai had beaten him once again in a game where he swore he was unbeatable. Miles could never beat him...Mikaela could never beat him...not even Lennox or Epps.

But Tai was beating him...horribly...with Zero Suit Samus!!!

'You don't think Dad got 'curious' about the video, do you?' Tai asked as they started up a new game.

Sam laughed. 'Doubt it! He's not that stupid...if anything, I can see the twins looking...or even Ratchet..but not Optimus.'

'Yeah, you're probably right...' Tai chuckled. Just as the match was about to begin, they heard a very catching...yet oddly familair...tune echo into Tai's living room area which caused them both look up with raised eyebrow.

'Sam?' Tai asked in a strained whisper. 'Does that music sound familair?'

They suddenly dropped their Wii-motes in shock.

'SHIT!!' They both yelled and bolted from the room. The sight that greeted them was kinda of funny but horrifying at the same time. On the floor of the rech. room were piles of blue goo of all different sizes, and in front of the computer monitor were the Autobots...all of them...staring at the screen in shock.

Optimus's optics appeared to be shuttering off and on, Ratchet was twitching, Ironhide was dry heaving violently in the corner, the twins looked like they were in absolute shock, while Bumblebee and Jazz looked just fine. Apparently they knew better than to watch internet scat videos recommended by stupid teenage humans...and a cyborg.

Tai recovered from her shock and than started fighting back mad fits of laughter. Sam leant against her as he laughed loudly, gasping loudly. 'Oh my fraggin' god!'

'You two are evil little glitches!' Sunny gasped out, kneeling down and getting in their faces. 'That was horrifying!'

'Hey!' Tai snapped back, smacking him in the noseplate with her ring covered hand. 'We never said for you guys to watch it...that was all you!!' She took a deep breath. 'Well, I hope you all learned a valueable lesson.'

Optimus than stood up and gave Tai a very stern father look.

'Yes...now for your lesson, my daughter...' She eeped and hid behind Sam, her blue optic and eye wide.
'Clean this up.' He motioned to the piles of unprocessed energon all over the floor before heading back to his office to try and rid his memory circuits of that video.

Tai grumbled. 'Bitter old bot.' She grumbled as she stalked into her apartment to get the hose. 'No sense of humor.'

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This made me laugh as it popped into my head!
My friend and I decided to make a reaction video to 2 girls 1 finger....

Please do not watch it if you like soup!

Trust me!

XD bwahahahahaha!!

Review!