(A/N: So, I finally finished this chapter. For what its worth, there is a reason this took me so long. Hopefully you'll see the effort I put into it. I'm happy with how it turned out. If not…enjoy the smut! Oh! So I decided to stop fighting the current. Initially this was supposed to be something of an introduction and then I'd do another story, continuing from this one. But eh, this story just wants to continue after the 5th chapter, and so it will. As usual, let me know what you think, positive or negative.)

"Dave…" Mindy sighed, running her finger over her name. "I was a superhero before you were, remember? Fuck, I was probably a superhero before the thought even entered your head. You are not responsible for what I am, or anything that's happened to me, okay? You really need to-…Dave?" It had taken her awhile, but Mindy soon realized that Dave hadn't actually said anything since Mindy realized that the tattoos were all names. "Dave?" Mindy waved her hands in front of his face. Nothing.

"Dave!" Grabbing his shoulders, Mindy tried snapping, shaking him, slapping him, all the classic ways people try to make someone snap out of it. Out of desperation, she even grabbed his face and kissed him to no effect. But the fact was, she didn't even know what was wrong. Maybe Dave spaced out like this from time to time normally. But then again, maybe having Mindy right there bringing up all that guilt at once was just too much for him. "Dave, please…snap out of it…" She pleaded. The odd thing was that Dave's eyes were open, he was blinking, breathing normally, and for all intents and purposes, he appeared to be awake, he was just completely unresponsive.

As much as she was trying to remain in control, Mindy couldn't help it. She was starting to panic. She'd tried everything she could think of, and Dave was still staring with that same guilt ridden expression. Mindy let out a loud sigh as she slumped in his lap. "Dave…please don't do this to me… It's…It's not fair. I just got you back… I…can't…I don't think I can take… losing you again… not when you're right here! Snap the fuck out of it!..." Mindy growled, before sighing again, and trying to accept the forced silence.

"I…searched for you too, you know… You just turned out to be to not only be in another state, but across the fucking country…if I'd known where you were I probably would have…" Mindy knew what she wanted to say but she just…couldn't say it. All she could do was collapse, resting her head against Dave's chest. "God, sometimes I just wish we could be fucking normal…"

Mindy's eyes bulged when she realized that Dave's arms were wrapping around her. When she looked up, she saw that he was looking down at her. The guilt was still there, but it was laced with remorse as well, this time. "Sorry…" Dave muttered. "That…happens sometimes. I didn't mean to make you worry. Maybe I should have been the one getting the psychiatric treatment, huh?"

"You JERK!" Mindy gave Dave a hard punch to the ribs, though it was far from full force since her movement was slightly restrained from the embrace, which she wasn't going to break. "How much of that did you hear…?"

"All of it." Dave replied, with a smirk. "Did you kiss me?"

Mindy's eyes widened again, this time complimented by the increasing red tint in her cheeks. "Shut up! I was just…" Another punch finished her sentence. "Just don't do that again!"

"I'll do my best." Dave smiled, breaking the hug. "I really am sorry… This was…not exactly the reunion I was hoping for."

"Eh…shit happens." Was all Mindy replied, with as shrug, as she sat up. The two heroes remained silent for the moment. They both felt somewhat…exposed, and weren't too sure how to deal with it.

"…Are you just going to stay there?" Dave asked, still smirking, as he indicated that Mindy was still sitting astride him in his lap.

Mindy grinned coyly back. "Why? You have a problem with it?"

Dave raised an eyebrow. "That a trick question?"

"That depends on your answer…" Mindy replied, sticking out her tongue. "Actually, on second thought, I take that back. If you have a problem with it, you can suck it. You said you'd be my bitch for life, right?"

Dave rolled his eyes. "I never actually said that…but sure. Considering what I owe you…I'll be your bitch even after that…"

Mindy blanked for a moment. Despite the half joking nature of Dave's words there was enough genuine sincerity in his voice to catch her off guard. She found herself staring at him.

"…What…?" Dave asked, slightly unnerved at the attention.

"That means you'll do whatever I say, right?"

Dave smiled slightly. "If I can. Why? You want something?"

Mindy paused to think of whether she wanted to ask or not. Then she figured she'd already dipped her foot in the pool, why not jump in? "Well, I never got my birthday kiss, did I?"

"Birthday kiss?" Dave looked confused. "You already kissed me."

"Ugh! That didn't count. You were practically unconscious. You didn't even kiss me back." Mindy glared at Dave as she could see the internal debate going on in his head. "Well...? I'm waiting…bitch."

Dave chuckled to himself as he touched Mindy's cheeks and pulled her face to his to press their lips together.

Mindy blinked as the kiss was ended. She'd barely gotten a chance to kiss him back. "What the Hell was that?!"

"What? I gave you a birthday kiss, like you asked."

Mindy growled. "Oh for fuck's sake, Dave! You're so dense!" Grabbing Dave's head, she pulled him into another kiss, not letting him get away this time. She moaned loudly into the kiss, grabbing him by the hair. "Get it?" She breathed after finally letting him go.

Dave looked slightly winded from the sudden intensity of Mindy's kiss, as the look of comprehension crossed his face. "Ah…" He and Mindy shared another silent moment, only this time he was the one who broke it and pulled her back to him as their lips collided. The two of them moaned loudly into each others mouths as they kissed, their hands desperately pulling them closer to each other. All thought stopped, and everything just became instinct, until once more the kiss was broken. Dave held Mindy pressed against him, as she looked into his eyes, gasping. It took him a little while to grasp that while she was definitely aroused, that wasn't entirely the reason her breathing was so short. He was holding her extremely tight, and she literally couldn't breathe. "Oh! Sorry…"

Unclasping his arms from around her, Mindy took a deep inhale and chuckled as she caught her breath. "Heh, trust me, I don't mind." She replied, flashing him a grin. Passion was good, she could use passion. She was worrying that she was forcing Dave into something he didn't want to do. After that kiss and the…bulge she was feeling pressed against her, he was definitely interested, and that was all she needed to know, as she pounced on him again, moaning loudly into the kiss. This time, she added some gyrations to her waist, grinding against his crotch, making Dave moan louder as well. Pulling away, with a slow lick across Dave's lips, there was something in the way Mindy looked at him. An animalistic desperation that made her tugging at his pants seem even more eager. Of course, with all the various belts, they didn't budge, which got Dave another glare from her. "Off! Now!"

Dave immediately undid just enough so that he could pull his pants down and the moment they were down enough that his cock was free, Mindy's hands were on it, causing him to stop before he barely got to his knees. Dave threw his head back at the sudden sensation of Mindy's hands stroking his dick. When he looked at her, she was grinning almost maniacally, and before he could so much as say, 'No foreplay?', Mindy had raised her hips, moved her panties to the side, and slammed him into her pussy.

"Oh FUCK!" Was all Dave was able to get out, before Mindy frantically bounced up and down on him. It was all he could do to hold on to her waist as the force of her body shook his. Mindy moaned and gasped, lost in a frenzied lust as she bucked her hips against his. She then felt his body trembling, which quickly turned into an all out shudder, as she felt him cumming inside of her.

Immediately Mindy let out a frustrated yell. "Dave, what the FUCK?!"

Dave was still shaking in the aftermath of his orgasm, as he tried to catch his breath. "It wasn't like you gave me-…You just-…Just give me a couple minutes, okay? …Shit…"

Mindy kept trying to glare at Dave, but the fact of the matter was…his reaction to…well…everything was kind of funny, and she couldn't stop herself from laughing. "Fine…I'll give you five."

"Five?" Dave raised an eyebrow. "How about ten?"

Mindy crossed her arms, and gave Dave a skeptical look. "Ten minutes? Fuck you, I could get myself off twice…three times by then... I'll give you six."

This time Dave glared. "Eight."

The two vigilantes stared each other down, before a definitive smirk made itself known on their features, as they said in unison, "Seven." They shook on it, as Mindy raised her legs to dismount Dave, reveling in the subtle disappointed look as she got off of him.

"What? You wanted seven minutes and I'm giving them to you." Mindy taunted, walking away. Not that she walked very far. Once she was in the middle of the room, she stopped, reached behind her back and started untying her top. She was so…eager before, she hadn't even realized she was more or less, fully clothed. As she pulled off what remained of her top, Mindy passed a glance at Dave, and saw that he was staring at her. In fact he was staring at her quite intently. It took everything in her to hide her smirk at the attention. Well, while it wasn't exactly her initial intention, if Dave wanted a show, she'd give him one. It would only help, right?

Not that she'd try to dance or anything, Mindy would just…get undressed a bit slower than necessary. Currently she was reaching behind her back again, slowly undoing her bra, one clip at a time. Once that was done, Mindy bent forward, letting gravity take the bra the rest of the way down her arms and onto the floor. From this position, Mindy's shoulder length, brown hair completely covered her face, and she could look up between the strands at Dave, who was still staring, and from all intentions was definitely beginning to 'enjoy' the show. Her face was covered, so Mindy didn't need to hide her grin now.

Straightening herself up, Mindy let Dave get a good look at her, now exposed, breasts, which didn't seem to be confusing him as much as they did when he initially saw them. Next, Mindy rotated her hips so that she could slowly unzip her skirt. Just as she'd done with her bra, she just let go and it slid down her toned legs. Her panties would obviously need a little more coaxing. With that in mind, Mindy played with the sides of them a little before she gradually pulled them down, showing off her flexibility a little with the way she bent this time. Now all that was left were her boots. Walking back up to Dave, Mindy put up one of her legs to the side of him, and slowly unzipped her left boot, making an effort to pay more attention to her boot than to Dave. After pulling that off, she did the same with her right boot, taking just as much time. To be honest, this might have taken longer than seven minutes, but Mindy was having fun so she didn't care, it would only benefit her in the long run after all.

Once Mindy was completely naked, she impatiently crossed her arms, giving Dave a look as she cleared her throat. That snapped him out of it enough to remember that Mindy was nude, but he wasn't. Not taking anywhere remotely as much time, Dave quickly kicked off his boots, and took his pants the rest of the way down. There was no doubt from the way he was looking at Mindy that he was ready to go. He looked like if she were still wearing anything he'd have torn it off of her. "I was kind of hoping you'd have kept on the boots."

Mindy's eyes bulged, as she glared at him. "Then why the fuck didn't you say anything?"

"Well…I was…" Dave's eyes trailed down Mindy's legs. "Distracted…"

Mindy grinned, moving her hair out of her face. She kind of liked the way he was looking at her. It was very…primal…his musculature only helped with the effect, he looked ready to pounce. She had a feeling Dave was going to just snap, and take her on the floor any second now. And that just wouldn't do…well…maybe it would later…

Turning around, Mindy made her way to the bedroom, looking back at Dave to make sure he was following before getting to the bed. From there, she merely crawled, giving Dave a good look at her ass, before she felt the weight of Dave crawling on the bed after her. She could practically feel the bed trembling with his anticipation, his ragged breathing becoming more like a growl. Mindy smiled widely as she could practically hear the snap as he jumped on her.

Mindy let out a loud cry as Dave grabbed her and forced his cock inside of her. At first she could only push against the head of the bed and try to keep her ass up from the sheer force he was thrusting into her with. Just like before there were no words, only this time Dave was the one pounding into her like an animal. Dave wasn't just fucking her pussy, Mindy could feel the force he was using radiate through her entire body, making her moans nothing but gasps and squeaks. But she desperately needed to tell him something. Mindy could barely think coherently, and if it weren't for her arms pushing her back, Dave probably would have had her head banging against the wall the bed was against, but it was vital she get this across before he went any further.

"HAR-AR-AR-DER-ER-ERRRR!"

Mindy got her wish, and she was barely able to hold on after it was granted. With each thrust, she could feel her whole body shaking, just to get shaken again. If she'd wanted him to fuck her harder, or if he were even capable of it, they would never know, as neither of them could make anything that even sounded slightly like human speech. Mindy felt herself trembling as her body build up to an orgasm that went through the very core of her being. Dave's borderline assault on Mindy's pussy didn't slow just because she was cumming, he kept his same, hectic, frantic pace. She didn't know whether that made her cum again, or whether it just a continuation of the same orgasm or what, but her body was practically vibrating with pleasure and she was pretty sure the sounds coming out of her mouth weren't human.

She wasn't sure how many times she came before Dave's breathing and pace became more erratic and she felt his cock throbbing and cumming inside of her again, this time with no complaints. In fact the force of his orgasm, ended up sending her into another of her own as the two shook in ecstasy, and collapsed next to each other desperately trying to get oxygen back into their lungs like they'd been holding their breath for an hour. Neither of them seemed even capable of speaking for a good ten minutes.

"I…think…you…fucked…my stomach…into my lungs…" Mindy gasped between breaths, looking over to Dave, her body practically useless at this point.

Dave could only let out an exhausted laugh in reply. He then flashed Mindy a smile. A very tired, but genuine, infectious smile that she had no choice but to return. And then he had to go and fuck it up. Mindy probably wouldn't have noticed, if she wasn't looking at him at that exact moment, but surely enough, the very moment he gave that smile, his eyes went down to the 'weights' on his arms and his expression fell to a pale shadow of the guilt that he'd had earlier. It was still enough to piss Mindy off though. What pissed her off more than anything was that Dave hadn't consciously done it. It was a reflex reaction. He smiled, and immediately 'punished' himself for it. It was instinctive. A force of anger Mindy hadn't felt in a long time went through her.

"Nuh-uh! No! That is not fucking happening!" She growled ferociously, forcing herself up.

At first, Dave didn't get what was making her so angry, but he soon realized what it was. "I…anytime I-"

"Don't care. Don't want to hear it." Mindy interrupted. "We're both fucked in the head. I get that. I accept that. But no, I fucking need this, and so do you, so we are going to FUCKING ENJOY THIS! You're fucking me again!"

"Uh…" Dave said, chuckling a little. "I'm not sure that's physically possible."

"Thunk! Tsssss! You know what that sound was? That was me branding 'Mindy's bitch for life' on your fucking forehead. Take as much time as you want, but you are going to fuck me again and this time I want you to look at me, and me only. You look at your arms and we start over until you get it right or one of us passes out and if that happens you better hope its me!" Mindy threatened. "Where are you going to look?"

Dave smiled warming back. "Only you..."

"Damn right! You're going to look at me, you're going to fuck me, and after we're done, you're going to keep looking at me, you're going to hold me like a motherfucking princess, and we're going to go to sleep like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE! FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT! AM I CLEAR?!"

Dave laughed again. "Crystal. I'll try."

Mindy grabbed Dave's face and pulled it to hers. "Do. Or do not. There is no try."

Dave's eyes bulged slightly. "…is it bad that I'm kind of half mast right now?"

Mindy looked down and then looked back up, trying to fight her urge to grin. "No, it just means that under all that you're still a fucking dork."

"You don't sound like you're complaining." Dave said, unable to completely hold back his laughter.

"If you weren't a dork you wouldn't be you…" Mindy replied, using the closeness to bring Dave into another kiss. This kiss wasn't nearly as frantic or brief as the others. They simply allowed themselves to enjoy it. The feel of their naked skin rubbing against the other's, the sounds of their breaths moaning when their lips parted, the consistent eye contact only made everything more…intimate. They weren't sure how long they were kissing, but eventually Dave positioned himself over Mindy and eased himself into her again. They were both still exhausted, which forced him into a much slower pace, not that either of them minded. In fact, going slow was…nice… Just as the eye contact added an intimacy to the kissing, it did that and more now. Mindy moaned as she could literally feel Dave throbbing inside of her, and moved with him, wrapping her legs around Dave's waist.

"Oh God…" Mindy breathed, feeling a familiar sensation once more, building inside of her. Despite Dave's apparently tiredness, his tempo started picking up as he got closer. Their eagerness to cum together culminated as they kissed, embracing the passion of the moment as they cried out together. Despite her trembling, and the heaviness of her eyes, Mindy forced herself to remain aware enough to make sure Dave's eyes remained on her. He gave her a sly smile, but he did as she said, his eyes never left her as he wrapped his arm over into an embrace.

"Mindy-"

Mindy immediately covered Dave's mouth with her hand. "Dave…I swear…the next and last thing out of your mouth better be 'Good Night' or 'Happy Birthday, Mindy', nothing else."

Dave grinned as his mouth was freed and said, "Happy Birthday, Mindy. Good night."

"Smart ass…" Mindy grumbled, as she fell asleep.

(A/N: And there you have it. This chapter put me in the mind of those pistachio commercials where it's all "Psy opens them Gangnam style", only this was "This is how the crazies fuck." The funny thing is the…er…third round, I guess…the tender one, was probably going to be the entire shebang in the original 1 chapter length story, but as it grew…this is just, how Dave and Mindy wanted to fuck. *shrugs* I'll probably give them a more conventional sex scene eventually…or it'll get more intense…depends on how it writes itself.)