Guess what? ...I don't own Ouran.

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This chapter is in Hikaru's POV and is based on the song Footloose from the movie Footloose :)

I believe that I have completely erased any doubt in Haruhi's mind right about now as she seems more concerned about what she could possibly owe me.

And to be perfectly frank, if she were to query me about such at present, I would have immense difficulty in relation to the answer which will undoubtedly cause quite a scandal.

But do you know what? I couldn't give a damn as number one I found these so called 'scandals' immensely entertaining as the fan girls tend to completely overreact.

Picture this. Fan girls and let us not forget the otaku Renge, whom appears to infinitely adore showing up on her rather odd motorised ummm…vehicle I suppose you could call it. I am not quite sure what you would characterise it as because to be quite honest I am not too knowledgeable in relation to such matters.

Fan girls although they may be quite different all share common traits such as a love for any kind of ahem atypical love as illustrated by their devotion to Kaoru and I's selling point.

I remember as Kyoya-sempai chortled uproariously little over five minutes ago now. I am incredibly scared right now. It is like waking up to a robber sitting on your bed, reading Alice in the Wonderland and decides to give up a life of crime and repent for his sins. I don't know what your definition of frightening is but I am pretty sure that it is pretty alarming.

I must avoid Haruhi for a while to build a sense of anticipation…although, on second thought I don't think I can handle Haruhi not being by my left hand side. Like Kaoru, she is like a part of my anatomy now… Umm….that can't came out a bit more perverted, than I intended.

Stupid, Hikaru, I scold myself.

It's all right if I am knowingly being perverted, but if I am being perverted by accident, it can cause a bit of a problem as if I were communicating with a teacher or classmate and I accidentally commented what I was pondering aloud in relation to Haruhi, it would surely spread like a wicked forest fire, destroying everything in its path. Perhaps I am being a tad overdramatic?

Of course, it wouldn't actually destroy everything in its path. It would just make the 'interaction' between Haruhi and me more than a little incredibly awkward. And that is something, I really would prefer to wholeheartedly avoid. I have no intention of publicly announcing my like for Haruhi until I feel good and ready. After all, it is human nature to avoid heart break.

PS: I am really sorry that the Author's note is longer than the actual story but I was so excited when I checked my review count only to see an overwhelming amount of reviews. I actually completely lost it! I freaked out, I was and am ecstatic!

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