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This chapter is in Kaoru's POV (at the request of lmncake!) and is based on the song Ready Aim Fire by Imagine Dragons.

The weeks drift slowly by slowly like a lazy wave breaking the surface briefly before lethargically joining the wild beauty of the sea once more. I grow impatient and squirm in seat as I wait in anticipation for the day of reckoning to finally arrive. This plan of mine is near completion and I would greatly like to see the fruit of my labour.

I worked my ass off so those two better appreciate my grand elaborate plan of which I will not disclose until closer to the date as I don't want any spoilers to spread like wild fire ravaging a lush green forest destroying everything in its path leaving behind a trail of utter destruction; scorched paths and charred trees, the smell of smoke evident in the air.

Perhaps, I am being a tad dramatic but alas one can never be too sure with those two as Hikaru especially has a tendency to over react. I mean, his last remaining shred of sanity completely severed as he observed Haruhi's middle school friend casually reminiscing about their past experiences. That conversation was as innocent as it could get, particularly on Haruhi's side as it was incredibly apparent that she wasn't interested in Arai in the slightest which is good as otherwise, I would have to hire a professional to hunt him down for Hikaru's sight. He was consumed by the green eyed monster in a manner which surprised me immensely. I have been eternally aware of his wide long jealousy streak but he has never acted in such a manner before. This piqued my interest from the very beginning and I began to pay more attention to the budding relationship between Haruhi and Hikaru.

My phone proceeds to do jig impatiently, I chuckle with merriment, even my phone is reflecting my own patience at this present moment.

I swipe the lock screen across, butterflies fluttering with nervous enthusiasm only to answer my own questions.

"Ah yes, James are the plans near completion?"

I find that my English is improving rapidly due to my dire need for information in relation to my little match-making. Previously, James's Japanese was quite poor. My mother hired him as she has fluent English and wished for us to have fluency in our flow of speech as she would like for us to continue her company after she passes.

"Hitachiin-san, yes everything is in order. I am going to have fun with this as Hikaru has been completely driving me around the walls with his constant chattering about Haruhi. Dear lord that boy is oblivious, it isn't endearing in any which way or form."

Just so you don't freak out and call your local friendly law enforcement team wherever that may be, we are not arranging anything illegal. I am quite aware that our plans sounds quite shady but that is only because I enjoy talking like I have a secret.

And regardless, you will soon learn of our 'devious' schemes.

You must wait.

A mere five seconds after I get off the phone with James, my phone begins to seemingly frolic with excitement once more again.

Hmm… I wonder whom it could be.

As I accept the call, without glancing at the caller id I soon begin to regret my rash decision for all I can hear is the ragged deep breathing of someone whom appears to be in agony….either that or about to orgasm.

…. I really, really hope that it is the former and not the latter. I am not sure if even my mother could afford to pay for the required therapy.

"Kaoru, I have a preposition for you," announces the icy cold of one Kyoya-sempai whom appears to enjoy causing extreme trepidation and fear in so little words.

I mean, is it so difficult to actually announce your name to the person whom you are calling?

"Ummm, yes? How may I help you?" I ask cautiously.

I feel like a frivolous fool now…either that or a call operator. Neither of which fills me to the brim with ecstasy. But oh well, one must learn the hard way I suppose...

I actually intended to upload this chapter yesterday but I accidentally deleted it! :O
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