Hello people! Sorry I took so long! I hate writer's block. :/

Any who, this week's disclaimer guest is the one, the only, the conqueror of an entire colony of rat-people: SKOODGE!

Skoodge: Hey everybody. Let's just get on with this. Tacosaurus doesn't own anything except the plot bunnies and ideas.

You heard him! Now, a little shout out to my reviewers!

Twintailz: Hey! I shall continue now! :D

Yasdnilgoth: Awh, thank you! I'll try to make it unrushed!

YWD789: You're Welcome Ryan!

Cheese string: Thank you!

Mr cheese: Thanks for the poem!

everlostneverfound: Here it is!

As Skoodge said, I don't own anything except for the plot, ideas and random gifts. Reviewers receive free virtual cake!

No one's p.o.v

All was calm and content in the unnamed town until...

The ground shook and three weird creatures popped up from a hole in the ground. "Well Sibs. We're here!" one wearing some brown slacks held up with a black belt told two younger ones who were presumably his younger siblings. The one wearing a blue turtle-neck jumper and red hat spoke up. "um, Yakko, this doesn't look like the Sahara Dessert..." This was Wakko, a specialist when it came to wielding a mallet. The slack wearing toon, Yakko, pulled a map seemingly out of no where. His brow furrowed as he stared in confusion at the map. He then realised it was upside down and turned it the right way up, chuckling. "Well, Sibs, we might as well take a tour of this place." The smallest one, who went by the name Dot (calling her 'Dottie' resulted in death), clad in a pink skirt, nodded. Using a unique gift called toon speed which enhanced a toon's running speed as the name suggested, the trio advanced further in to the town, stopping at a peculiar green house. Aside from being green, the house had lawn gnomes scattered in places and a giant sign that read 'I LOVE EARTH!' could be seen. "This place looks interesting..." Yakko commented.

"Maybe we could make a special friend here!" Dot beamed. The term 'special friend' used here means a person who the Warners would annoy constantly. The trio giggled. Unknown to them, one of the gnomes made a whirring sound and turned towards the chuckling siblings, feeding an complex code to a computer security system, alerting the house that 'intruders' were at the door. "Well, enough is enough, let's ring the door sibs." They strutted past the gnomes and knocked on the door. "Those gnomes seem a bit strange..." Wakko mumbled to his older brother.

"Now, now Wak, let's make a good impression."

Meanwhile, Zim was fiddling with his disguse ( which was a black wig and grey-eyed contacts) as he rose in the elevator to rid of the intruders. Mumbling under his breath, he then stepped off the platform and marched his way over to the door in a fashion more suited for the milarty rather than a home. "GIR! MINIMOOSE!" His purple floating moose, who had nubs of doom and named minimoose, and hyper-active grey sir unit with cyan blue eyes (which were red at the moment) came forth to his yelling. "Yes sir!" Gir said, saluting.

"Make sure the robo-parental units are contained."

"Ok!" Gir yelled, zipping up his dog suit .

Zim was met with three wet, sloppy kisses pressing against his lips as he opened the door. He gagged, flopping to the floor and spinning with failing arms and legs. The Warners smirked. This should be fun. Once Zim had got over that experience, he was standing up looking annoyed at the trio. "WHO ARE YOU?!" Zim screeched.

"We're the Warner brothers!"

"And the Warner sister" Dot added. Zim raised a non-existant eyebrow towards them. What could strange creatures possibly want with him? He observed them,circling them. Perhaps they were a gift from the Tallest or something. "OOH! CAN I PLAY WITH THE PUPPY CHILDREN?!" Gir yelled. Zim growled and turned sharply to the sir unit.

"No, Gir. They're not for playing with!"

"Awh..."

Dot smirked. "I've got this kid." She winked to Gir. Her eyes grew and shined, her movements were filled with adorable gestures, her voice would most likely be-

"We get it, just get on with the story." Dot moaned, losing the cuteness for a moment.

Anyway, Dot walked up to Zim and cried" Pwease Mr Man pwease?"

"No."

"Pwease?"

"No"

"Pwease?"

"PWEASE?"

"SILENCE!" Zim yelled, eyes twitching. "I'm trying to figure out what on irk,um, earth you pig smellies are!"

"Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?" Yakko commented dryly.

That's all folks! Tune in for the next chapter soon!

Skoodge: Remember, eat your carrots kids as they're good for your eyesight.

He right! Wait a minute, you're an irken. Since when did you care about morals?

Skoodge: Well, I'm not like the rest of my species. Someone has gotta tell kids that stuff.

Oh well. LEAVE REVIEWS AND MUFFINS WILL BE YOURS!

Dear flamers,

Don't try anything. I've got the Warners with me. ((Gestures to the Warners whom are wielding baseball bats))

Yours truly,

Taco x