Zim couldn't believe his eyes. Standing before him was three childish...creatures. He'd seen many weird creatures such as a giant lice queen, Lard Narr and his cronies but out of all the things he'd seen, the trio were by far the strangest. His eyes sharply analysed the furry things with their floppy rabbit-like ears, long cat tails and clothes. Their eyes sparkled with mischief and chaos. The red-hatted one with his tounge drooping out of its mouth was most likely tasting the longly anticipated freedom after years of concealment in the tower, not that Zim knew of course. Gir 'ooh'ed and 'aah'ed whilst Minimoose squeaked. "Yes, they are interesting subjects indeed..." Zim muttered quietly.

After a while Zim stated "What are you?" Whilst many of the readers, you folks beyond this world, shook their heads and yelled protests, the Warners smirked deviously.

"Well..." Wakko stated craftily. Music began from nowhere.

"Maybe we are dogs
Cute little dogs with ears
Woof woof! (pant)
And little tails that we can wag
Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!"

"Aaaaah! Get off of me foul beasts!" Zim shrieked.

Dot got down on all fours and strolled in to Zim's base .

"Maybe I'm a think of that?A lovely cat that all the world here's my kitty pawsWith little kitty claws,Which I like to sharpen on your couch."

"Get away! SHOOOOOOOO!" Zim cried, swatting at Dot.

Yakko bounced up to him singing

"Maybe I'm a bunny

Hopping 'round here happy as I please.

Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze."

Zim sneezed as he was hoisted on to Yakko's back.

"I've got it! Of course!

Maybe I'm a horse.

I can live on oats and hay

And laugh and run and jump and play

And you can ride on me all day!"

Zim laughed. "As if!"

"Hey, maybe I'm a skunk."

"Ewww! You smell like the Dib stink !" Zim gagged.

" A dinosaur might be some fun"

"But then you'd be extinct." Voiced a tired computer

"Maybe we're all insects"

"Do you like bugs and bees?" Wakko and Dot appeared in bug costumes inside Zim's base.

"You kids are buggy in the head!" A passer-by with ginger hair and glasses remarked.

"Maybe we're giant fleas!" Zim shrieked as Gir laughed insanely. His wig shifted slightly.

"Maybe an electric eel"

" Or a seal"

"Get real! Hey wait a minute, I've got it now!"

"You do?!" Zim cried, straightening his wig.

"Yes, I do."

" We're not bees and we're not cats
Or bugs or horses or things like that.
What we are is clear and absolute!
What we are, dear stranger!"

" Is cute" The Warners then kissed Zim and he fell to the floor spluttering.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO THE GREAT ZIM!"

"Zim, huh? We'll looks like we'll be crashing at your place for the night..." Yakko grinned.

"Aren't you lucky?" Wakko added. They shut the door. The door then slammed open and the Warners were kicked out on to their fannies by an angry Zim. The door shut again. "Hey! He can't do that to us!" Dot whined.

"Don't worry sister sib! We'll make that nice, green-skinned boy let us live in his oddly coloured house even if we die trying or try dying or do some tie dying!" Yakko bellowed, determined.

"Didn't you already say that in 'Cookies for Einstein'?"

"Uhhh,yes. Tacosaurus is running out of fresh ideas but anyway, the point is we're gonna end up in that house because this plot depends on it!"

Zim sighed contentedly. Just as he was about to remove his wig and contacts, the Warners pressed their faces up against the glass, their eyes pleading. A clap of thunder sounded and rain poured down; they looked pathetic out there. Silently cursing, Zim opened the door. "Get inside before I change my mind..."

"Alright!" The Warners ran in yelling. Zim closed the door and felt them kissing him again. They then all jumped in to his arms. "Ewwww" Zim shuddered.

"I believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship!" Yakko smirked.

Cookies to the reviewer who guesses the cameo!

Hint: He's appeared in one of these shows and at a con. Ugh, this chapter literally took forever!

I'm gonna lie down now.

BUH-BYES!