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Kanda's pov
The damn beansprout had frickin left me in the forest. The Forbidden Forest! Why the hell do they have a Forbidden Forest?!
I mean I can stand (barely) the fact that they have magic. And even that any food you could possibly want (except soba) could appear with no warning. But this is a bit much.
I took out mugen and started to use it to slash through some of the vines that were blocking my way. I wasnt entirely clear if I was going the correct way but it didn't bother me much. He was probably watching. Maybe even trying to record me. I didn't want to appear nervous. Which I definitely wasn't!
But it was sort of daunting that I didn't hear any animals. A second after having that thought I was surprised to hear a growl. It sounded like Allen's stomach. I turned in the direction that it came from and hurried to it. I caught a glimpse of his white hair disappearing behind a tree.
I struggled to keep it within my sight. Soon it came to a stop at what appeared as a pool of water. It seemed as if I wasn't chasing Allen but a unicorn though. It had turned to face me. I could have sworn it had a sinister grin as I came closer. However when I got within five feet it took off again.
Too tired and thirsty to continue running around this accursed forest I sat beside the little pool. I leaned over to drink some of the water when I felt something tap my shoulder. Glancing over my shoulder I saw nothing and decided it must have been a leaf.
After a few seconds more I felt something tap my other shoulder. Jumping around I saw giant legs that led to a giant body and head. I took mugen back out and raised it threateningly while I took a step backward. I happened to forget about the pool though so before I knew it I had slipped backwards.
As I slowly sunk further down I heard the stomach growl of the giant that was staring at me. It sounded ridiculously similar to Allen. I would have cursed but at that moment the beast reached down and picked me up.
A/N: I'm so sorry. First for not updating. And also for updating while upset. Hehe guess not the best idea for a humor story. Anyway I guess I'll do year five. But if you want to prank past teachers (who are still alive) then I'm sure I could find a way to do it. Cause I like the thought of pranks and the ones you have suggested. Hmm I didn't have access to Internet when I wrote this and hence not your suggestions so I'm unsure who's idea this was. I just sort of remembered off the top of my head so... Anyway please review and/or favorite and/or follow.