Jack's POV
"Hey guys!" Rudy exclaimed while walking into the dojo. Milton, Jerry and I were all stretching to spar, but then we got bored and started throwing spit balls at each other.
"SUP PEOPLES! READY FOR SUMMER VACATION!" Kim screamed running into the dojo like it was the best day of her life. We all groaned in annoyance causing her to stop running and furrow her eyebrows in confusion.
"Don't you guys have anything to do for the summer?" She asked in concern. We all shook our heads. Just then, her frown turned into a mischevious smile.
"Well, if you don't have anything to do then I guess you wouldn't mind going on a little road trip Uncle Rudy and I have planned." She said circling us while still smiling. We all jumped up in excitment.
"REALLY!" Jerry asked jumping up and down like a five year old.
"Yup." She said laughing. Just then Rudy came out of his office with a frown on his face.
"No! Kim, I don't want Jerry in my car!" Rudy whined making us roll our eyes. Then he ran out like three year old kid.
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"Alright, so from Seaford, Calfornia to a random city in Maryland is about three days so these are how the shifts are going to criculate: Jack will drive in the morning, Kim in the afternoon, and I will drive during the night Okay?" Rudy finished saying before hoping into the car not giving us a chance to respond. We all shrugged as I took my seat in the front. (A/N: I don't know if it really takes three days, I just took a wild guess).
-10 minutes later-
"Jerry get your butt outta my face!" Milton exclaimed.
"Milton will you hold still?" Rudy complained trying to help them, but not succeeding.
"Rudy you're touching the WRONG place!" Jerry exclaimed with wide eyes.
"No I'm not. This is Milton's head." He said.
"Uh Rudy, my heads over here." Milton answered cautiously making Rudy's eyes widen. He then pulled back shrieking causing for Milton to fall on his head. Then they all started yelling at each other at once.
"Guys?" I asked trying to break them apart.
"Guys!" I said a little bit louder. I then looked at Kim who was in the passngers seat and she nodded at me. She then took off her seatbelt to get a better view of them and screamed,
"IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP AND LET JACK DRIVE I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" She exclaimed making them all shut up and turn pale. She then smirked in victory, turned around and put her seatbelt back on.
Kim's POV
Jack drove until about noon and we stopped to get food. After that I took my seat behind the wheel. When they all got in the car they were to tired to start arguing again, so I didn't have problems with them. As I made my way onto the interstate some smart aleck cut me off almost making me crash. I beeped the cornet and shouted,
"What the hell! You gay ass motherf*****! What the hell are you trying to do kill me!" I screamed at the top of my lungs even though the windows were closed. The driver then stuck the middle finger at me making me rage with anger so this time I lowered the window and shouted out,
"WHATEVER STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" I then sped off, passing him and raising the windows again. When I looked around I saw everyone looking at me wide-eyed, but I just shrugged it off and kept driving.
Rudy's POV
The rest of the time Kim drove was pretty much the same. It would be quiet for a while until someone did something to piss her of and she'd curse the driver out. I think she actually got out of the car to fight at one point, but Jack told her to get back in. I was driving with Milton in the front seat... I was going to let Kim sit there, but she's a passenger seat driver. It was pretty quiet besides the occasional snores from Jerry, as a matter a fact I think I spotted Kim falling asleep on Jack's shoulder. Just then Jerry gave another loud snore causing for Kim to jolt up and blush scarlet red.
"Thats it! Jerry if you don't wake up now, then you won't wake up period!" She exclaimed getting up from the seat. Jerry jolted up and rubbed his eyes.
"Hey Kim what up?" He asked groggily. For some unknown reason that just made Kim angrier.
"Whats up? Whats up, is that you wont let me sleep in peace with your snoring! Besides that you take up to much space on the car seat!" She exclaimed holding on to the top of my chair so that she wouldn't fall if we hit a bump.
"What the hell do you want me to do about that?" He asked crossing his arms on his chest. Kim smirked evilly, then she took Jerry by the ear and made him sit up straight. Then she straightened out her shirt, put her hair in a pony tail and then layed on Jack and Jerry's lap. Her head on Jack's lap and her legs on Jerry's lap.
"Kim. Get. Your. Fatself. Off. Of. My. Lap." Jerry said. Before Kim could do something Jack woke up and said,
"Will you keep it down? I'm trying to- why is there a crazy blonde on me?" He asked pointing downward to Kim.
"Jerry took up to much space." She said while shrugging.
"Kim, please get off me." Jerry whined. She rolled her, but obeyed taking her seat between Jack and Jerry.
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Kim's POV
I woke up and was immediately blinded by the sun. While I was rubbing my eyes, I felt that I was literally sitting on someone's lap. I looked up to see I was snuggling into Jack's chest then I heard someone burst out laughing making me fall back onto Jerry's lap.
"Having fun there Kim?" Milton asked trying to contain his laughter.
"Not as much fun I'm gonna have when I MURDER YOU!" I said lunging at him, but I was pulled back by Jack. When did he wake up?
"I woke up when you screamed 'murder you'." He said answering my question. Wait, I said that out loud?
"Jack I drove the morning since you and Kim looked pretty cozy back there." Rudy said smirking. I glared at him and put my gum in a straw I found in Jerry man purse and shot it at his head. When it landed straight on his hair we all bursted out laughing.
-Time Skip 2 days later-
We finally arrived in Maryland without me killing the guys. We were all stepping out of the car when Jerry pushed me out. Unforunately, I fell right on top of Jack.
"I knew you couldn't keep away." He teased while smirking.
"Yea, cuz the smell of 'I haven't showered in three days' is so attractive." I sarcastically retorted causing for him to roll his eyes.
"You guys gonna kiss or what?" Jerry asked stepping over us.
"Huh? What? Wait, no." I said while getting off of him.
"Wow Kim, sorry I disgust you so much." Jack answered with a bit of sarcasm.
"It's okay, one day you'll learn the importance soap and toothpaste." I answered sweetly.
"And maybe one day you'll learn the importance of a hair comb." He said while smirking. I looked at him for a moment and raised a brow at him. Then I held up my finger to signal 'one second.' I went to the cooler, took out a bottle of water, then chugged it at the back of his head causing for him to fall.
"After actually using soap and toothpaste, learn how to not be a grade A pain in my ass!" I shouted before walking towards the hotel.
"Woah dude, Kim just knocked you out faster than Milton gets rejected by girls." Jerry said patting Milton on the back. Jack glared at Jerry before pushing him into a near pond.
"Guys will you stop goofing off! We need to check into the hotel before Milton starts studying random rocks." Rudy scolded before leading us inside the luxurious hotel.
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"Milton get out of the shower or so help me I will make sure you will never be able to have babies!" Rudy shouted pouding on the door. Since Rudy's a freaking idiot, he forgot to book different rooms for us so all five of us are sharing one hotel room. Luckily, we have a master bedroom.
"No! Don't you know how many germs are on one human body!" Milton shouted from inside the bathroom.
"One thousand and I don't care!" He shouted back. At this point I was super annoyed with their arguing and was about to say something when my phone started ringing. I looked down at the caller ID and my eyes widened the size of golf balls. It was my dad! Why is he calling me? OMG, he can't find out I'm in Maryland then he'll want me to visit him! I sighed before answering the phone.
"Hi daddy." I said while glaring at the guys causing for them to shut up and turn their attention towards me.
"Hi baby girl, how are you?" He asked.
"Ummm, I'm fine here with my uncle Rudy." I said keeping my sweet little girl tone.
"Well, obviously you're with him, you ARE living with him." He replied sarcastically causing for me to roll my eyes. I noticed that the guys were super intrigued at what was going on so I said,
"Don't you guys have anything better to do?" I scolded before widening my eyes, noticing that my dad heard that snarky comment.
"Huh?" He asked a bit annoyed.
"What? I didn't say anything." I said trying to play it off cooly.
"Oh, wow I must be getting old. Anyways, your uncle Rudy called and told me you and your friends took a road trip here to Maryland. How about you guys pay me a little visit; it's been almost two years since I've seen my little angel." He answered.
"Uh, sure daddy that would be awesome!" I practically lied through my teeth.
"Great, see you in a little bit princess." He said before hanging up. I stared at the phone for a moment before screaming,
"RUDY, IF YOU WEREN'T MY GUARDIAN I WOULD MURDER YOU!" Then I stormed into the bathroom to change into something appropriate to go see my ever so judgmental father.
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We all finished getting ready and hoped into Rudy's car. I looked around to check all of the guys outfits, they were all wearing suits with different color ties. I then looked down at me outfit. I was wearing a silk button up shirt and knee-length pencil skirt. I was also wearing glossed thin 4-inch heeled heels; my make-up consisted of concealer, blush, dark red lip stick, mascara, and eye shadow. We all sat in silence when my favorite song in the whole world came on the radio.
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
If you can't hear what I'm trying to say
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf,
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
Everybody get up
OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal, baby, it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no papers
Hey, hey, hey
That man is not your maker
And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these
blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
Everybody get up
What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place
I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey
OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no papers
Hey, hey, hey
That man is not your maker
Hey, hey, hey
And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I hate them lines
I know you want it
I hate them lines
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass to
Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
So hit me up when you passing through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two
Swag on, even when you dress casual
I mean it's almost unbearable
Then, honey you're not there when I'm
With my foresight bitch you pay me by
Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you
He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that
So I just watch and wait for you to salute
But you didn't pick
Not many women can refuse this pimpin'
I'm a nice guy, but don't get it if you get with me
Shake the vibe, get down, get up
Do it like it hurt, like it hurt
What you don't like work?
Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica
It always works for me, Dakota to Decatur, uh huh
No more pretending
Hey, hey, hey
Cause now you winning
Hey, hey, hey
Here's our beginning
I always wanted a good girl
(Everybody get up)
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
(Everybody get up)
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
The song ended at the exact moment we pulled up in my father's drive way... well, here goes nothing.
Okay, so I have no idea whether it's good or not, but this is going to be a two-shot. I wrote this because my trip to Miami was basically like this. Wow, my mom REALLY likes to curse.