Kim's POV
"No."
"Please!"
"No, we are not going to watch Fifty Shades of Grey."
"Why not?
"Are you feeling particularly horny today Grace? Has Jerry been refusing for the past few nights?" At my accusation, Grace and Jerry turn bright red while Jack starts coughing and sputtering on his water. The rest of the gang starts laughing at the three of them.
"Alright, fine! We won't watch Fifty Shades of Grey," Grace says in resignation. I smile to myself. There was no way in hell I was going to watch this porno-film.
"So, what movie are we going to see then," Jack asks.
"Cinderella?"
"Nah."
"Home?"
"No, thanks."
"Furious 7?"
"Didn't come out yet."
"Run All Night?"
"I thought that was rated R?"
"The SpongeBob Movie?"
"God, no. Jerry can't possibly behave through another SpongeBob movie," I reject.
"Hey I totally can," Jerry shouts, obviously offended.
I snort. "Last time we saw a SpongeBob movie, you walked around school in a SpongeBob costume. Anyone who told you the movie sucked, you would take your little plastic toy Plankton and beat them with it," Grace said.
"Yeah, by the way, I didn't appreciate that Jerry," Eddie says while shivering. I chuckle and snatch the iPad away from Jack.
"Insurgent," I ask and Milton pops out of his seat.
"Lord, please yes!" We all turn to look at him, clearly amused by his enthusiasm. Milton turns beet red for a second, but quickly recovers. He straightens up and clears his throat.
"I've been psychoanalyzing and dissecting those books since last year. I'm extremely interested in how the directors are going to capture certain important aspects of the books that can only be felt and imagined. I mean c'mon, they completely butchered the first movie. It wasn't like the book, and they managed to skip some of the most important parts. Let's see what this new director does. Plus, Tris and Four are my OTP," he finishes.
"Literally same," I agree with his last sentence.
"Alright so Insurgent?"
"Sounds good."
"Why not?"
"Yas," Jerry agrees and Grace simply nods her head.
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When we arrived at the theatre, I'd already regretted my decision to come here with these imbeciles.
"Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you." They all screech out in front of everyone. And when I say screech, I mean it's worse than nails on a chalk board. Jesus Christ, that's the last time I let them put on the CD to the Soundtrack of Mulan. We're not even in the car anymore and they're singing their annoying little hearts out. I pinch the bridge of my nose and try to hide my face in my sweater. This is so embarrassing.
"Aw, c'mon Kimmy. Don't we sound beautiful? We could be the next Destiny's Child," Jack says poking my cheek. I bite his finger and he lets out small squeal and pulls back.
"You guys are all so annoying and embarrassing. Remind me again why I continue to hang out with you guys," I say.
"Because you're in love with Jack." Grace pipes in.
"Grace... I will take a pair of glasses and stick the leg of those glasses so far into your eyeball that it will reach your brain. Then, I will swirl it around in there just to make you even more mentally retarded than you already are." My threats have gotten... Very unique lately. Grace narrows her eyes at me.
"This song reminds me of Kim and Jack," Jerry says randomly.
"Huh?" Jack asks.
"Yeah, you would be Shang because you're kick ass at karate and Kim would be Mulan because she is too. It's perfect! Because you guys also kind of have chemistry, but you're both tough and stubborn. Oh my God! They fall in love at the end too! Maybe you guys are the American version of Mulan and Shang!" At this point he's basically talking to the air, given that he's not looking at us, but he's spinning around in circles.
"That's actually kind of true. You guys are like them," Milton agrees.
"I'm not in love with Jack," I snort. They all exchange knowing glances and then break out into song... Again.
"Who'd' ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love."
I groan, annoyed by their antics. After a few more rounds of their singing and my yelling, we finally managed to get on line and buy our tickets. When we sat down in the theatre, they insisted I sit next to Jack because they thought that would make Tris and Tobias's burning passion reflect on to us and we'd end up making out in the back of the theatre. What type of logic is this? Jerry and Grace sat next to Jack, but had to keep the armrest in between them. We can thank Jack the Overprotective Cock Blocker for that. Eddie and Milton were both moaning and groaning over not having their girlfriends with them, so now they're on a date with each other and are holding hands next to Grace and Jerry. The bro-mance between those two isn't normal, but hey, I can't judge considering me and Grace are like that. They remind me of Sean and Cori actually. The commercials finally ended and the movie began with Jeanine Matthews prattling away about the attack on Abnegation. When she finally came into view, my eyes narrowed into slits and I was going to open my mouth to say something, but Grace beat me to it.
"B*tch," she says. I hum in agreement and continue watching the movie.
"The rumors that have suggested that I was somehow behind the attack on Abnegation are not true. Those behind this attack, are a rebellious group called the Divergent and their sympathizers," Jeanine says and I gasp.
"F*cking reincarnation of Hitler up in this b*tch," I spat out and everyone in the theatre bursts out laughing. I feel color rush to my face and chuckle as well. I didn't mean to say it that loud. The movie goes on and we finally get to the scene where Tris and Tobias let a make out session lead into something more. I look around in the theatre to see couples making out as well. Well, all excluding Jerry and Grace because they were too busy making kissy faces at me and Jack. Jack wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and I raised an amused brow at him in return. Sighing I stand up and scream,
"Stop it! That's porn! Only married people do that," in my best Miranda Sings voice. All the couples pull away and blush shamefully while the rest of the gang starts laughing uncontrollably. However, I probably shouldn't have done that because at that moment they got all riled up. Milton laughed so hard that he fell off his chair and onto the lap of the girl next to him. Let's just say, her boyfriend was not happy about that. Eddie then steeped in, screaming and wailing, claiming that Milton was cheating on him and that's when the boyfriend calmed down and apologized.
"Sorry bro, I didn't know you swung the other way," the guy said and Milton turned red, sputtering something about being straight. Jerry got nervous about all the chaos so he started making cat noises. Grace tried stroking his head and whispering sweet nothings into his ear to get him to relax, but Jack didn't take too kindly to that. He poured our popcorn down Jerry's back, which made Grace throw her soda on Jack. All the while, Jerry reached down his back and shoved popcorn into his mouth. Why the hell would Jack throw our popcorn on Jerry? I have nothing to eat now! I turn around to an old lady sitting next to me and say,
"Can I borrow this?" I don't even give her the chance to respond, instead I snatch it out of her hands and tap Jack on the shoulder. He stops yelling at Grace and turns to face me. I take a handful of popcorn and stuff it in his mouth, making him choke.
"That was for wasting my popcorn you underwater crustation," I yell. Through all the chaos, none of us had realized the ushers that were shining a flashlight at us.
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave," one of them said. We all drop our heads in shame and walk out.
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The gang and I are all walking home because our parents refused to pick us up. They said they didn't want to be associated with a group of kids that looked like circus animals. My mom in particular, said that if I tried to pull a stunt like that again she would go to my school and tape my bras, baby pictures, and tampons to my locker. Suffice to say, that was enough to keep me from doing something like this again. Milton and Eddie are still holding hands and skipping down the sidewalk while Grace and Jerry take their "cuffing pictures." Honestly, what on earth with our friends? Jack, who is still drenched in Pepsi, is walking next to me in deep thought.
"Bruh, you okay," I ask and he looks at me.
"You know what that movie made me realize?"
"No," I deadpan. Did he think I could read his mind or something?
"That I should probably ask you out before you go crazy and decide to walk yourself to your death to save the world," he responds and I laugh. His words, however, have my blushing a deep red.
"You want to ask me out?"
"Yeah, but not now. Don't consider this me asking you out. I want to do this right way," he says.
"Well then you better leave me speechless when you finally do," I respond and he chuckles. Leaning down, he kisses my cheek.
"I will."
I hope you guys enjoyed that one! It took me a while to write with school and whatnot. I'm actually pretty proud of this one to be honest. Oh and a quick shoutout to Kickin' It Teen! Thank you for that review, it meant a lot. There's more to come.
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