The Good Friend

It has been several days since we have joined the avengers, Rat is having sleeping issues and seems to be always asleep during the daytime and night. While the other Avengers are busy with saving the world and preventing supervillain from succeeding in their master plans. I am currently with Rat sneaking towards a house in suburban Washington. We are currently in the bushes hiding and spying on a house.

'….' Rat looks at me with a bit a scorn. 'You don't know stealth if it bit you on the nibble or whatever!'

'So why are you doing this?' I asked Rat looking at her peculiarly. 'This is a suburb!'

'Tony Stark told me to talk to this historian in this house.' Rat replied. 'If you weren't with me this would have been quicker.'

'You would have tortured the guy.' I replied flatly. 'Tony sent me to make sure you wouldn't do that.'

'Well technically is psychological manipulation, it's fun to mess with people's minds' Rat replied a hush tone and looked at me. 'Wait, sorry inappropriate reaction.'

'… Rat have you considered going to a psychologist with your issues.' I replied looking at Rat as she combat rolled into another bush.

'Well, considering the amount of top secret information and my latent desire to not communicate my emotions to my parents. Probably, yes.' Rat replied looking at me and signalled me forward. 'You know that in situations like these it would be nice to have some sort of wit or drive, Bella.'

'Rat!' I glared at my friend as I copied the combat roll into the bush.

'Just kidding… you have probably a million times more wit than a hedgehog on the pottery wheel.' Rat chuckled and peered through the bushes.

'What do you we do next?' I replied looking at Rat. 'Make more witty remarks and insulting your friend?'

'No that would be boring, Now I send you in the ring the doorbell of this historian's place.' Rat replied looking at me. 'Don't worry I don't think the doorbell is laced with arsenic.'

'… Thanks, Rat you're a great friend' I replied sarcastically standing up from the bush and wondering why the hell did we do that procedure at the beginning.

'Anytime, Sarah' Rat replied still hiding the bushes.

I approached the door and rang the doorbell. There was a male's voice and with the word 'Wait'. After a while of waiting he had opened a door. A blonde, green/blue eyed tall guy is standing in front of me. His eyes glistened in the sun as…

'Um… hi' I replied looking at the guy, he was relatively young to fit.

'What are you here for?' He replied. 'I don't want any more pamphlets on your religion, if I was interested I would have joined.'

'No, I am with Rat, with the avengers.' I replied looking towards the bushes. 'Rat come out!'

However there was no response from the bushes, damn it Rat you ditched me with a cheap prank of just disappearing at this moment.

'Well she does this a lot.' The guy replied looking at me and offering a hand. 'I'm Thane Laforge, the historian and helping Rat track down mystical/alien weapons.'

'Interesting what are you currently working on?' I replied looking at him.

He looked to his left suddenly with a smile. 'Norse weapons, that maybe still here on earth.'

Rat appeared next to me suddenly out of an illusion and looked at me with a brief perplexed look than returned back to smiling.

'You got to stop doing that' I replied looking at Rat. ''

'Forgive me, but you don't notice things…' Rat replied looking at me then looking at Thane. 'So… are you going to invite us in and present us the information?'

'Oh, yes… you're looking from Gram the sword of truth.' Thane turned around and led us into the house. The house was well decorated with several novels and book shelf. 'Strange that Iron man would demand such a thing be done.'

'Well, I share similar paranoia towards Thor,' Rat replied sighing than relaxing. 'It's just that, if Thor ever goes rogue…'

'However that inscription says something about worthiness' Thane replied. 'But if magic could override it than… thor being a danger could be possible.'

'And hopefully that would be the day that Loki would wield Mjolnir and the world burns' Rat replied.

TGF 1.

A) A. I think Thor's hammer enchantment is would resist such a situation.

B) B. Thane is Loki (declare!)

C) C. Let's continue talking about Gram