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On Edna…

I sat in my chair thinking of all the crazy antics of my mother-in-law. I always tell Edna she's a crazy old bat but I got to say she is a pip. She does a lot of crazy stuff but she enjoys life. I can't help but think Stephanie will be the same at her age.

I know no one thinks so but I loved it when she shot the chicken in the gumpy on the dinner table. She scared the crap out the loser Helen dragged over for Stephanie to date. I mean this guy would never interest my little girl. I went out to the garage after dinner and laughed my ass off. She is an old bat but knows how to get rid of the losers.

Then one night I got a call from my nephew-in-law Eddie to tell me that Edna and Stephanie were fine but somehow Stiva's was burned to the ground. It seems Spiro was involved in selling stolen guns with Kenny Mancuso. They kidnapped Edna and were going to kill her and Stephanie. Edna had a gun and thought she was Dirty Harry. What the hell is wrong with that woman? She belongs in a home. The place will burn for awhile due to the guns and bullets in the basement.

He also told me my baby girl got her man along with kudos from Ranger. Morelli was unhappy. What a surprise she solved his case and made him look like a fool. That's his cousin. Talk about a conflict of interest. He thinks he can entice my daughter back to him. He's trying but she isn't biting. I hope she holds out against him. I don't think he's good enough for her and I won't ever forgive him for what he did when she was 16. Nothing he does will change that.

Now when Edna stunned me with Stephanie's stun gun, well then I was pissed at her. It's certainly not something I want to go through again. So once more I will say she's a crazy old bat and belongs in a home. Then I can have my bathroom to myself and maybe Helen will stop tippling so much.