Hello again everyone~! Well, here's another one of these… things. I don't know what they're called, ficlets? Drabbles? Oneshots? They're something, I guess. Anyway, enjoy my newest instalment on the torturment of Kise Ryouta~

Disclaimer: Kise Ryouta isn't mine. It's a beautifully one-sided relationship.

Kise Ryouta was a very simple, hard-working man. He worked earnestly from 8 to whatever-the-hell time his manager decided would be good for him to stop, didn't do drugs, was only arrested once (French prison isn't as bad as it sounds) and was extremely faithful to his one and only Kurokocchi. All in all, Kise Ryouta could say with the utmost certainty that he did not deserve to be in this situation at this moment.

His co-worker for this shoot was the very famous, apparently very frisky Kousuke Kirito, a male actor and one of the most controversial. Really, it was career suicide for his basket case of a manager to have signed him up for this.

As of this moment, i.e. right now, Kise was currently being groped discreetly while the two were posing. The blonde honestly was way beyond wanting to burst into comical tears and was slowly reaching the realm of 'let's kill him before anyone sees' because, knowing his luck, Kuroko would choose today to bring him lunch.

Lunch time was in five minutes.

"Okay, perfect! Kousuke, Kise, lunch!"

The blonde model breathed out in relief before sprinting to his changing room to hide from Kirito, who he was certain, was right behind him. However, before he could reach the golden painted door with the pink star that proudly proclaimed 'Kise Ryouta' in bold black, a strong hand, probably as strong as Aomine's, grabbed his elbow and he was met with the smirking bold green eyes of Kirito. The silverette grinned down at Kise (sadly he was a couple inches taller than Kise) before pulling him towards the lunch table, "We're having lunch together, Kise-san."

Kise groaned inwardly before glancing at the clock. Kuroko was a very punctual and consistent person; he came to his set, wherever it was, at exactly twelve each time and he did so without fail. It was 11:57, he was running out of time.

"Um, Kousuke-san, I actually have plans with my lover and-"

Suddenly Kise found a ringed forefinger at his lips, silencing him and Kirito's irritated eyes glaring down at him, "Now, now, we're at work. Pleasure and business don't mix, right? Besides, what your lover doesn't know, won't hurt her."

Kise was painfully close to snapping now; he could feel his mental rope slowly breaking with every slow tick of the second hand on the clock on the far wall and there was never a time he wished for the power of Ignite Pass more than now. Unfortunately, this place was literally crawling with cameramen and paparazzi and maiming a co-worker, especially a well-known one, no matter how sleazy, wasn't good for his image or his lifestyle, so he continued trying to be polite.

"Uh, Kirito-san, why is your finger on my, okay why are you so-"

Kise's amber eyes widened with disgust, surprise and disbelief as his mouth was filled with the taste of mint gum, Listerine and something weirdly bitter.

By this point, Kise's mind was blank.

Completelyblank, and, oh God, his tongue was fucking gross and that pretty much sealed the deal for him. He was not working with this pervert of a-

"Ryouta-kun, I brought…"

Oh Kami he was screwed in every position possible right now.

Unfortunately, his body still wouldn't comply with his wishes, 'recovering from sexual assault' his mind helpfully supplied and that left Kirito to confront a rather pissed off Kuroko Tetsuya.

Time had been very, very kind to Tetsuya, no longer was he short and slim but he had grown taller, just a bit shorter than Akashi and he had filled out beautifully, years of hard training packing his muscles tightly with compressed muscles, Midorima often said that he had a swimmer's body.

His jaw was set tightly and his eyes were just as blank and inexpressive as they'd always been, however, with time, he had learned to perfect his presence, and right now it was positively stifling.

"So this is Kise Ryouta's mysterious lover. Cute. I prefer blondes though."

Kirito then had the audacity to throw his arm around Kise's neck like he was familiar with him, which made Kise flinch and finally (FINALLY) regain control over his body and mouth.

"I swear it's not what it looks like Kurokocchi, he's just perverted-ssu. I tried to tell him that I was taken but he just wouldn't-"

"Please keep quiet, Kise-kun."

Kise immediately shuddered and shut his mouth; Kuroko hadn't referred to him as 'Kise-kun' since before they had gotten together officially. It hurt.

Badly.

Kuroko then stiffly placed the bento lunch he had been carrying on the floor next to his feet and took off the yellow chick apron that was still around him from his time at Kindergarten. He folded it slowly, deliberately, before walking up to Kirito.

The silver haired man grinned menacingly before frowning as Kise punched him squarely in the arm and skittering to the nearby fountain to wash the 'Kousuke' from his mouth.

"Anonymous-san, may I ask why you were kissing my boyfriend?"

Kirito's grin widened, "Simple it was becau-"

The bright blue of an Ignite Pass enhanced punch burned briefly before Kirito was halfway across the room and still pitching.

"Your argument is invalid, Anonymous-san."

Kuroko then purposefully strode back to his discarded apron and boxed lunch before looking blankly at Kise, "Have fun at Aomine-kun's tonight, Kise-kun."

Kise couldn't believe his ears. It wasn't even his fault! That pervert Kirito is to blame, All him, no Kise!

He wanted to shout that at his lover before a thought crossed his mind.

"Can I at least still have-"

"Enjoy your takeout, Kise-san."

Kise Ryouta couldn't help the tear that escaped his eye at that cold statement.

Awww, Ki-chan, don't worry, Eren will hug you better~!

I'm sorry, but I enjoy Kise too much to have passed this up, I'm pretty sure that as the GoM grew and matured, they would all grow new habits and such and it's one of my personal favourite headcanons to believe that Tetsu-chan would have a last minute growth spurt and be rewarded for some of his effort.

Even if it wasn't much.

Kirito Kousuke was a fun little character to think up and if you want a visual aide, think of Sephiroth with shoulder-length hair in Sora from Kingdom Heart's hairstyle. Anyway, that's all from me, so see ya next time

-Eren~